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Rate my net worth as of 6/1/25

Home Equity 868,904 401ks 1,241,822 Other Retirement A...
ebony azn
  06/27/25
you're making 4-5% a month?
Excitant set
  06/27/25
no of course not but google said S&P is up 4.25% over th...
ebony azn
  06/27/25
you're doing great if you live in Iowa. Fucked if you're in...
Excitant set
  06/27/25
Damnit, guess where I live
ebony azn
  06/27/25
VUG started at 413 on 6/1/2025. Is currently at 436.40. ...
heady deep pisswyrm
  06/27/25
btw are you guys including the value of personal items like ...
ebony azn
  06/27/25
(TMF)
fiercely-loyal address skinny woman
  06/27/25
...
ungodly coral feces theatre
  06/27/25
I hope nutella sodomizes you and every other xo lawyer with ...
Brilliant fragrant lodge water buffalo
  06/27/25
?
ebony azn
  06/27/25
I think it's a pretty clear sentence
Brilliant fragrant lodge water buffalo
  06/28/25
Really need you include your rough age here. If you're 5...
heady deep pisswyrm
  06/27/25
39
ebony azn
  06/27/25
CR.
heady deep pisswyrm
  06/27/25
Thanks but the cash position is way too high and the home eq...
ebony azn
  06/27/25
You're also low on crypto and don't own any real estate othe...
heady deep pisswyrm
  06/27/25
I'm way too risk-averse to drop $100k in crypto now that mos...
ebony azn
  06/27/25
ETH is max 3% / year and SOL is max 7.5% / year.
heady deep pisswyrm
  06/27/25
SOL still has quite a bit of potential.
ebony azn
  06/27/25
Fuck yeah. I'm HODLING ~1250. All from 1,000 I copped ba...
heady deep pisswyrm
  06/27/25
damn bro so jelly
ebony azn
  06/27/25
Also -- don't forget to report and pay your taxes on your st...
heady deep pisswyrm
  06/27/25
Love staking my SOL ungh
blathering wine nursing home idiot
  06/28/25
Edit: Need both your age and your height. If you're 39 and 6...
mustard state
  06/27/25
6'0"
ebony azn
  06/27/25
Doing hhnw is cucked imo
Exhilarant Market Rigpig
  06/27/25
Why. We're one economic unit.
ebony azn
  06/27/25
1. If phenotype remains unseen it conveys you married for In...
Exhilarant Market Rigpig
  06/27/25
I love how you're always there to be a little bitch whenever...
ebony azn
  06/27/25
Im Taller than you with a higher SAT and 7” dick. Even...
Exhilarant Market Rigpig
  06/27/25
No you're not, no you don't, yes it is.
ebony azn
  06/27/25
Every moslem I’ve ever seen is Bald
Exhilarant Market Rigpig
  06/27/25
LJL -- you included wife's NW with yours? I retract every...
heady deep pisswyrm
  06/27/25
That makes no sense. The law doesn't view it that way and ne...
ebony azn
  06/27/25
I don't make the rules brej. The rules are just the rules. ...
heady deep pisswyrm
  06/27/25
If only you knew how much you suck. We don’t even know...
Exhilarant Market Rigpig
  06/27/25
like 80%
ebony azn
  06/27/25
Im talking about net worth not the aggregate amount of Sperm...
Exhilarant Market Rigpig
  06/27/25
Nice Jewish humor, you're mad cuz you're poorer than me?
ebony azn
  06/27/25
I am your better. Go ahead. We can do a Poll.
Exhilarant Market Rigpig
  06/27/25
What are we voting on?
ebony azn
  06/27/25
Bitterness
Exhilarant Market Rigpig
  06/27/25
You're easily more bitter, I just rail about Jews and nothin...
ebony azn
  06/27/25
I meant Betterness. I am your Better.
Exhilarant Market Rigpig
  06/27/25
Post your unposted height
Exhilarant Market Rigpig
  06/27/25
...
Abnormal Multi-billionaire
  06/27/25
What if I earned all the money that I contributed to my wife...
mustard state
  06/27/25
congrats. but that NW *really* doesn't sound very muslim of...
nubile property
  06/27/25
yeah it's strange in the sense that i feel like most muslims...
ebony azn
  06/27/25
Good for flyover. Below average for coastal HCOL.
supple fuchsia space
  06/27/25
about the same as mine, youve got me by 40k
ungodly coral feces theatre
  06/27/25
...
ebony azn
  06/27/25
You’re way wealthier than me.
thriller alpha native
  06/27/25
why so much in cash?
Bronze abusive incel french chef
  06/27/25
got a huge bonus in march. was gonna invest it when market h...
ebony azn
  06/28/25
you're a poor stupid faggot with AIDS
Jet cruise ship
  06/28/25
180. Our nw is about $2.8m but we’re a few years older...
twisted principal's office factory reset button
  06/28/25
Nice brother
ebony azn
  06/28/25
i might walk away from firm life and become an arbitrator in...
suck off some peens
  07/01/25
how much do arbitrators make in your area? i know nothing ab...
Paralegal Mohammad
  07/01/25
hard to say - they charge by the day in my field (labor). ty...
suck off some peens
  07/02/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: ebony azn

Home Equity 868,904

401ks 1,241,822

Other Retirement Accounts 111,832

Brokerage 271,475

Cash 288,977

Crypto 146,142

College Fund 128,667

total: 3,057,819

add 4-5% for investment gains since then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49054928)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: Excitant set

you're making 4-5% a month?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49054977)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: ebony azn

no of course not but google said S&P is up 4.25% over the last month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49054983)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Excitant set

you're doing great if you live in Iowa. Fucked if you're in California.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49054992)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: ebony azn

Damnit, guess where I live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49054998)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: heady deep pisswyrm

VUG started at 413 on 6/1/2025.

Is currently at 436.40.

Increase of 5.7%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49054986)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: ebony azn

btw are you guys including the value of personal items like cars, jewelry etc. in these calculations? because that's not reflected here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49054945)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal address skinny woman

(TMF)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055203)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: ungodly coral feces theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055204)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: Brilliant fragrant lodge water buffalo

I hope nutella sodomizes you and every other xo lawyer with a rusty tire iron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49054946)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: ebony azn

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49054947)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 6:48 AM
Author: Brilliant fragrant lodge water buffalo

I think it's a pretty clear sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055684)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: heady deep pisswyrm

Really need you include your rough age here.

If you're 55, you're fucked. If you're 25, you're doing great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49054949)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: ebony azn

39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49054955)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: heady deep pisswyrm

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49054975)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: ebony azn

Thanks but the cash position is way too high and the home equity is useless. Don't see how the market will decline anytime soon either, but I need to invest like $150k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49054980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: heady deep pisswyrm

You're also low on crypto and don't own any real estate other than your home. Bad time to get into real estate right now. You should cop $100k more crypto today and put $50k in SP500 Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49054988)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: ebony azn

I'm way too risk-averse to drop $100k in crypto now that most of the gains are off the table. I'm only in BTC, ETH, and SOL but staked in the latter two which adds like 3% more coins every month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49054997)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: heady deep pisswyrm

ETH is max 3% / year and SOL is max 7.5% / year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055023)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: ebony azn

SOL still has quite a bit of potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055033)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: heady deep pisswyrm

Fuck yeah. I'm HODLING ~1250.

All from 1,000 I copped back when it was $4.5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055037)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: ebony azn

damn bro so jelly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055053)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: heady deep pisswyrm

Also -- don't forget to report and pay your taxes on your staking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055045)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: blathering wine nursing home idiot

Love staking my SOL ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49056182)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: mustard state

Edit: Need both your age and your height. If you're 39 and 6'4", you're doing great. If you're 39 and 5'8", then you're fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055405)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: ebony azn

6'0"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055407)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant Market Rigpig

Doing hhnw is cucked imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49054993)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: ebony azn

Why. We're one economic unit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055002)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Exhilarant Market Rigpig

1. If phenotype remains unseen it conveys you married for Income like a Woman and are low T

2. Divorcepwnage

3. You’re 2x what most are posting including married poasters and you have her Consooming to factor in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055017)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: ebony azn

I love how you're always there to be a little bitch whenever it's shown that I'm better than you, you short, balding Jewish fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055020)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: Exhilarant Market Rigpig

Im Taller than you with a higher SAT and 7” dick. Even if your dick is bigger mine is still 7 which isn’t small imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055025)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: ebony azn

No you're not, no you don't, yes it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Exhilarant Market Rigpig

Every moslem I’ve ever seen is Bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055059)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: heady deep pisswyrm

LJL -- you included wife's NW with yours?

I retract everything. You're doing shit.

It's well known on xo that, except for primary residence equity, wives assets are to be EXCLUDED from NW calculations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055026)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: ebony azn

That makes no sense. The law doesn't view it that way and neither do financial professionals. And that's hardly "well-known" or standard practice here, and if it is, it's fitting for the group of retards that poast here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055028)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: heady deep pisswyrm

I don't make the rules brej. The rules are just the rules.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055040)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Exhilarant Market Rigpig

If only you knew how much you suck. We don’t even know how much you contributed you idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055057)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: ebony azn

like 80%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055060)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Exhilarant Market Rigpig

Im talking about net worth not the aggregate amount of Sperm that other guys jizzed in your wife’s gash you sand nigger shitlib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055063)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: ebony azn

Nice Jewish humor, you're mad cuz you're poorer than me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055065)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Exhilarant Market Rigpig

I am your better. Go ahead. We can do a Poll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055067)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: ebony azn

What are we voting on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055069)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: Exhilarant Market Rigpig

Bitterness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055070)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: ebony azn

You're easily more bitter, I just rail about Jews and nothing else. My life is 180 and I would never trade it with a balding Jewish midget like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055074)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: Exhilarant Market Rigpig

I meant Betterness. I am your Better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055185)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: Exhilarant Market Rigpig

Post your unposted height

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055186)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:32 PM
Author: Abnormal Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055031)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: mustard state

What if I earned all the money that I contributed to my wife's retirement accounts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055402)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: nubile property

congrats. but that NW *really* doesn't sound very muslim of you unless you have middle east oil money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055071)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: ebony azn

yeah it's strange in the sense that i feel like most muslims i've known are either far richer or far poorer, few in my situation imo though i know the overall averages nationwide are much lower

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055077)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: supple fuchsia space

Good for flyover.

Below average for coastal HCOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055155)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: ungodly coral feces theatre

about the same as mine, youve got me by 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055199)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: ebony azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055410)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: thriller alpha native

You’re way wealthier than me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055429)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Bronze abusive incel french chef

why so much in cash?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055477)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: ebony azn

got a huge bonus in march. was gonna invest it when market had that drop, didn't do it, market kept climbing. it's kinda fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055541)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 6:50 AM
Author: Jet cruise ship

you're a poor stupid faggot with AIDS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055686)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 7:50 AM
Author: twisted principal's office factory reset button

180. Our nw is about $2.8m but we’re a few years older than you.

Excluding your wife’s accounts from nw is idiocy. I’ve never heard this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49055740)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: ebony azn

Nice brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49056213)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: suck off some peens ((zurich is stained))

i might walk away from firm life and become an arbitrator in the next 2-4 years. i want to get out just before i turn 50. just need to save a couple years' living expenses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49063623)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad

how much do arbitrators make in your area? i know nothing about that but seems like a chill way to coast until retirement.

with the caveat that aging can always mess with these plans i don't see myself ever retiring, trying to create a fallback option for my kids because i think their generation is utterly fucked and i'm gonna die trying to make sure they'll be alright

$3,111,596 as of this morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49063665)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: suck off some peens ((zurich is stained))

hard to say - they charge by the day in my field (labor). typical rates are like $1500 - 2500 per day. so i guess it depends on how much biz you get. i'd guess an average yearly income would be like 200-300? starting out probably like low 100s until you get going.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id.#49066662)