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COD Scumbags/browns with incredibly low skill not realizing it due to SBMM

This must exist imo. Like feeling like matches Matter when y...
Bearded Brunch
  12/14/25
SBMM should be illegal
hairraiser flirting friendly grandma
  12/14/25
(COD loving Latino clutching his controller)
big ocher ceo
  12/14/25
Why what’s the big deal? But there should be a way to ...
Bearded Brunch
  12/14/25
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hairraiser flirting friendly grandma
  02/26/26
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pearl histrionic foreskin
  02/26/26
Does COD even tell you the number? I remember playing COD...
Bearded Brunch
  02/27/26
SBMM is crucial for keeping Cliques in line. It’s best...
Dull Frisky Crackhouse Codepig
  02/26/26
Not TI, cowgod tp
Bearded Brunch
  02/27/26
(bald)
Thirsty dysfunction business firm
  02/27/26
SBMM is one of the best things to come to gaming and seeing ...
exhilarant ultramarine community account ticket booth
  02/27/26
It’s funny how their only argument is “I want to...
orchid antidepressant drug roast beef
  02/27/26
They say they don’t want every match to be “swea...
Bearded Brunch
  02/27/26
they could just tank their mmr. but of course they want to h...
Passionate rebellious philosopher-king
  02/27/26
makes sense that the biggest SBMM whinners are misanthropic ...
Passionate rebellious philosopher-king
  02/27/26
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pearl histrionic foreskin
  02/27/26
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hairraiser flirting friendly grandma
  02/27/26
The main argument against sbmm is it forces all players to t...
hairraiser flirting friendly grandma
  02/27/26
That’s not “the” argument. That’s a ...
Bearded Brunch
  02/27/26
Don't be disingenuous, Champ. You're better than this
hairraiser flirting friendly grandma
  02/27/26
It’s not the most prominent argument people make ime
Bearded Brunch
  02/27/26
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Passionate rebellious philosopher-king
  02/27/26
I enjoy the smash bros whiners who tell each other “GS...
Bearded Brunch
  02/27/26
I hate SBMM so much. Games were much more fun when you had h...
Metal fragrant school
  02/27/26
(guy about to be accosted by a swarm of upset Simp Crew goon...
hairraiser flirting friendly grandma
  02/27/26
https://ibb.co/nqNWgFsC
big ocher ceo
  02/27/26
🙄
Bearded Brunch
  02/27/26
does the mpc crew have some sort of rotation on who will nec...
Passionate rebellious philosopher-king
  02/27/26
...
pearl histrionic foreskin
  02/27/26
i thought group 2 included all of mpc but also included lots...
Passionate rebellious philosopher-king
  02/27/26
...
pearl histrionic foreskin
  02/27/26
well yeah flw couldnt afford the hosting fees and mpc doesn'...
Passionate rebellious philosopher-king
  02/27/26
...
pearl histrionic foreskin
  02/27/26


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Date: December 14th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: Bearded Brunch

This must exist imo. Like feeling like matches Matter when you’re playing with the Nadir of players. And then not really improving bc the competition sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2...id.#49508330)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: hairraiser flirting friendly grandma

SBMM should be illegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2...id.#49508333)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: big ocher ceo

(COD loving Latino clutching his controller)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2...id.#49508338)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: Bearded Brunch

Why what’s the big deal? But there should be a way to have a true random matchup imo, like a separate mode

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2...id.#49508362)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:17 PM
Author: hairraiser flirting friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2...id.#49697808)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:20 PM
Author: pearl histrionic foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2...id.#49697819)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:08 AM
Author: Bearded Brunch

Does COD even tell you the number?

I remember playing COD 4 for like 30 hours and then never again. I had a solid af kdr because the average player was a Scumbag child. You can’t do that now I guess. Basically Good Players must have life to date kdrs of like 1.1 idk.

Btw Smash has SBMM but an option to play in Arenas without it. Because it’s actually a good game and not western slop, games that you Lose are still fun btw. Whereas COD is only really fun if you can spray mexican zoomers and fentanyl addicts with a helicopter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2...id.#49698993)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: Dull Frisky Crackhouse Codepig

SBMM is crucial for keeping Cliques in line. It’s best that Scumbags and Losers get sorted among their kind because the larger world would just scare and confuse them and increase their envy. Like the old poast from TheImmigrant/Cowgod about how proles watching football have no fucking idea what’s going on in the IBM commercials and they’re better off for it. What would a Scumbag make of, say, McKinsey? If he knew the truth about shit like “consulting” or MBB there would be blood in the streets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2...id.#49697905)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:04 AM
Author: Bearded Brunch

Not TI, cowgod tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2...id.#49698990)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: Thirsty dysfunction business firm

(bald)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2...id.#49699002)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:26 AM
Author: exhilarant ultramarine community account ticket booth

SBMM is one of the best things to come to gaming and seeing dorks get mad about it on the internet makes me very happy.

Poker stars did a variant of it toward the end and the bumhunting dorks who played 10 tables and ruined all the games lost their shit. Was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2...id.#49699004)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:29 AM
Author: orchid antidepressant drug roast beef

It’s funny how their only argument is “I want to be able to relax and stomp n00bs”. Like even if they’re “right” it is the most unsympathetic argument imaginable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2...id.#49699006)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:32 AM
Author: Bearded Brunch

They say they don’t want every match to be “sweaty” or something. Ok then stop denying that you suck, Lose more and play casually with your True Equals….

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2...id.#49699010)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:34 AM
Author: Passionate rebellious philosopher-king

they could just tank their mmr. but of course they want to have their cake and eat it too. they want their shinny plat league badge without playing people at their level. pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2...id.#49699014)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:33 AM
Author: Passionate rebellious philosopher-king

makes sense that the biggest SBMM whinners are misanthropic dorks. but lol at the entitlement of feeling your owed lobies of noobs to pubstomp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2...id.#49699011)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: pearl histrionic foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2...id.#49699106)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 11:54 AM
Author: hairraiser flirting friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2...id.#49699466)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 11:55 AM
Author: hairraiser flirting friendly grandma

The main argument against sbmm is it forces all players to tryhard and play only the most meta strategies and characters instead of being able to try off meta or creative strategies and approaches to playing

All of you guys who don't understand this but who call yourselves "Gamers" are telling on yourselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2...id.#49699470)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: Bearded Brunch

That’s not “the” argument. That’s a thing that some people say. They’re free to go “off meta” at any time and take a hit to their pointless gamer score which can be quickly recovered anyway….

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2...id.#49699867)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: hairraiser flirting friendly grandma

Don't be disingenuous, Champ. You're better than this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2...id.#49700108)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 6:24 PM
Author: Bearded Brunch

It’s not the most prominent argument people make ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2...id.#49700861)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:29 AM
Author: Passionate rebellious philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2...id.#49699007)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:33 AM
Author: Bearded Brunch

I enjoy the smash bros whiners who tell each other “GSP (global smash power) doesn’t mean anything.” Yes it does, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2...id.#49699012)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 6:37 PM
Author: Metal fragrant school

I hate SBMM so much. Games were much more fun when you had horrible players mixed in. Absolute studs mixed in totally carrying a team of scrubs. Totally mismatched teams where one completely decimates the other and they all quit.

I like seeing scoreboards where the top player is like 30-2 and the bottom player is 3-16. And I'm like 23-4 not because I was good but because I played cheap as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2...id.#49700877)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: hairraiser flirting friendly grandma

(guy about to be accosted by a swarm of upset Simp Crew goons)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2...id.#49700891)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: big ocher ceo

https://ibb.co/nqNWgFsC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2...id.#49700906)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 6:59 PM
Author: Bearded Brunch

🙄

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2...id.#49700913)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Passionate rebellious philosopher-king

does the mpc crew have some sort of rotation on who will necro threads? or is there like a hotline where someone is on call?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2...id.#49700917)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: pearl histrionic foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2...id.#49700918)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: Passionate rebellious philosopher-king

i thought group 2 included all of mpc but also included lots of OG poasters too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2...id.#49700920)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: pearl histrionic foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2...id.#49700921)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:09 PM
Author: Passionate rebellious philosopher-king

well yeah flw couldnt afford the hosting fees and mpc doesn't exist. but theres a lot of former-mpc poasters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2...id.#49700924)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: pearl histrionic foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2...id.#49700892)