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Saw a very weird XO thing happen in court today

We were all sitting around Criminal court with our clients a...
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Was his client spazzing out and shit beforehand? I had a ...
out-of-control bull headed therapy
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No it was pretty quiet when he did it. Almost like a joke or...
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Did you stand up?
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Yes you are always supposed to stand when the judge walks in
canary whorehouse
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There's a peculiar judge here who eschews "ALL RISE&quo...
Razzle Forum Dysfunction
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*Courtroom bustle* The judge carefully and gently pushes op...
Jade theater reading party
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there's a judge I appeared in front of many times that would...
aphrodisiac preventive strike institution
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"THE JUDGE! BESTOW US WTIH YOUR SCHOLARLY JUDICIAL TREA...
Fishy Shitlib Nursing Home
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the frosty fritters of jurisprudence!
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dull low-t goal in life
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frosty fritters, tp
self-absorbed center love of her life
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THE JUDGE!
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In the John Adams miniseries a courtier yells LE ROI wheneve...
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Was he very tall and bald with pale white skin?
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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:42 AM
Author: canary whorehouse

We were all sitting around Criminal court with our clients and the judge comes out and this attorney screams out “THE JUDGE”. Everyone looked at him and wondered wtf he is doing. Even the judge was a little thrown off

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:43 AM
Author: Jade theater reading party



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:44 AM
Author: out-of-control bull headed therapy

Was his client spazzing out and shit beforehand?

I had a client spazzing out crying and blubbering and making a scene and i told her she cant act like that when the judge comes out and the bailiff overheard and gave her a minute

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:50 AM
Author: canary whorehouse

No it was pretty quiet when he did it. Almost like a joke or someone out him up to it. Maybe the guy was me.

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:51 AM
Author: multi-colored immigrant



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:53 AM
Author: provocative corner



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:53 AM
Author: topaz athletic conference church building



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:54 AM
Author: floppy trailer park halford



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:51 AM
Author: floppy trailer park halford

Did you stand up?

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:52 AM
Author: canary whorehouse

Yes you are always supposed to stand when the judge walks in

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:53 AM
Author: Razzle Forum Dysfunction

There's a peculiar judge here who eschews "ALL RISE", I guess out of some sense of humility or being a public servant etc. Its out of character because he's a pedant.

But tbh I far prefer the all-rise to him stealthily taking the bench and just starting business. Its a loud room, full of proles and lolyers. Provide a clean break to alert everyone this shit is about goooooooooooo

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: Jade theater reading party

*Courtroom bustle*

The judge carefully and gently pushes open the door a crack, not trusting that the janitor did a good job of keeping the hinges well-oiled. Coast clear. He opens it a bit wider. The courtroom is full of chatter, surely he'll make it to the bench this time. He opens the door just wide enough to squeeze his wiry frame through, and he is out but for his arm when the plaintiff's counsel, an Olympic pistol shooter and generally eagle-eyed gentleman, snaps his head toward the doorway and shouts,

"THE JUDGE!"

Defendants, plaintiffs, and proletariat erupt in laughter, and the defeated judge, head down, drags his robes over to the bench and slumps down in his chair. "If only a hurricane would wipe Key West off the map..." he grumbles.

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 1:12 PM
Author: aphrodisiac preventive strike institution

there's a judge I appeared in front of many times that would just have the bailiff loudly announce "REMAIN SEATED, THE HONORABLE JUDGE [], COURT IS NOW IN SESSION," etc

dude was a former PD and had a real sense of public service and humility. 180 guy.

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 2:18 PM
Author: Fishy Shitlib Nursing Home

"THE JUDGE! BESTOW US WTIH YOUR SCHOLARLY JUDICIAL TREATS!"

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 4:01 PM
Author: honey-headed sound barrier

the frosty fritters of jurisprudence!

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Date: June 12th, 2025 2:52 AM
Author: dull low-t goal in life



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Date: June 12th, 2025 5:51 AM
Author: self-absorbed center love of her life

frosty fritters, tp

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Date: June 12th, 2025 1:10 AM
Author: Tan At-the-ready Rehab International Law Enforcement Agency

THE JUDGE!

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Date: June 12th, 2025 1:43 AM
Author: lime vibrant chapel

In the John Adams miniseries a courtier yells LE ROI whenever Louis XVI enters a room. Maybe that's what the attorney was thinking of.

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Date: June 12th, 2025 1:52 AM
Author: grizzly heaven

Was he very tall and bald with pale white skin?

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