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I Doordashed a vibrator to an ugly chick today

I thought I wouldn't ever be able to top the embarrassment o...
Pearly theatre foreskin
  06/13/25
wow MODS
Galvanic Theater
  06/13/25
lmao what size? why do you do this?
Crystalline Charismatic Crackhouse
  06/13/25
It was a bullet vibe. I doordash because it's okayish mon...
Pearly theatre foreskin
  06/13/25
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mentally impaired motley center
  06/13/25
oh sorry i misread i meant the panties
Crystalline Charismatic Crackhouse
  06/13/25
"The panties were a size 10 (3XL)." https://www...
Pearly theatre foreskin
  06/13/25
omg gross. what style were they.
Crystalline Charismatic Crackhouse
  06/13/25
Normal underwear. It was a 10 pack of Hanes.
Pearly theatre foreskin
  06/13/25
how fast do you think they got smeared in 5 different shades...
Galvanic Theater
  06/13/25
I suppose that's why she got a 10 pack delivered to her at w...
Pearly theatre foreskin
  06/13/25
5 different shades of stain tp
aquamarine vivacious trailer park shitlib
  06/13/25
waterproof. heh.
Carnelian Multi-colored Idiot Old Irish Cottage
  06/13/25
I was having such a hard time parsing this thread because it...
Thriller rigpig
  06/13/25
if you don't like xo2025 then you can juss giiiiiiiiit out
Carnelian Multi-colored Idiot Old Irish Cottage
  06/13/25
No, at best you can become a lurker.No one ever really leave...
Thriller rigpig
  06/13/25
My moniker is Doordasher and I've made like 10 threads with ...
Pearly theatre foreskin
  06/13/25
Trained by decades of 4Chan, I read XO without ever looking ...
Thriller rigpig
  06/13/25
i read it the same way
pearl sanctuary tattoo
  06/13/25
How should I have crafted the thread title? "I deli...
Pearly theatre foreskin
  06/13/25
We pride ourselves on our writing and expect precision with ...
Thriller rigpig
  06/13/25
it is, but its less ambigious
pearl sanctuary tattoo
  06/13/25
Well I guess that's why I'm working as a Doordash driver.
Pearly theatre foreskin
  06/13/25
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irradiated autistic legal warrant kitchen
  06/13/25
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aquamarine vivacious trailer park shitlib
  06/13/25
Delivered another vibrator today. I have no idea if this chi...
Pearly theatre foreskin
  07/08/25
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Pontificating Crimson University
  07/08/25
Kind of ridiculous that they sell this shit at Target with n...
Pearly theatre foreskin
  07/08/25


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Date: June 13th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: Pearly theatre foreskin

I thought I wouldn't ever be able to top the embarrassment of having to buy panties for someone, but I was wrong.

She was gross. Tats on her back. I got the impression she was a lesbian.

All kinds of shit stacked outside her apartment. Wouldn't be surprised if the inside was a hoarder situation. She had me get some crap for her cats too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2...id.#49010974)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Galvanic Theater

wow MODS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2...id.#49011150)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: Crystalline Charismatic Crackhouse

lmao what size? why do you do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2...id.#49011154)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Pearly theatre foreskin

It was a bullet vibe.

I doordash because it's okayish money for how easy the work is

And because people are always calling flame on my threads: https://ibb.co/dJ5b51xn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2...id.#49012800)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: mentally impaired motley center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2...id.#49012804)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Crystalline Charismatic Crackhouse

oh sorry i misread i meant the panties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2...id.#49012830)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Pearly theatre foreskin

"The panties were a size 10 (3XL)."

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718161&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2...id.#49012848)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Crystalline Charismatic Crackhouse

omg gross. what style were they.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2...id.#49012860)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Pearly theatre foreskin

Normal underwear. It was a 10 pack of Hanes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2...id.#49012909)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Galvanic Theater

how fast do you think they got smeared in 5 different shades of stain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2...id.#49012866)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Pearly theatre foreskin

I suppose that's why she got a 10 pack delivered to her at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2...id.#49012912)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: aquamarine vivacious trailer park shitlib

5 different shades of stain tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2...id.#49012992)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Carnelian Multi-colored Idiot Old Irish Cottage

waterproof. heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2...id.#49012859)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Thriller rigpig

I was having such a hard time parsing this thread because it never occurred to me that an XO poaster could be working as a DoorDash driver. I was trying so hard to understand why you would log onto your own DoorDash account and pay to have this sent to some ugly chick you were trying to keep in check.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2...id.#49012864)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Carnelian Multi-colored Idiot Old Irish Cottage

if you don't like xo2025 then you can juss giiiiiiiiit out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2...id.#49012865)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Thriller rigpig

No, at best you can become a lurker.No one ever really leaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2...id.#49012905)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Pearly theatre foreskin

My moniker is Doordasher and I've made like 10 threads with decent traction about Doordashing in recent months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2...id.#49012916)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Thriller rigpig

Trained by decades of 4Chan, I read XO without ever looking at monikers and navigate every thread based on feel and tens of thousands of hours of listening to all of your unique voices (and the voices in your heads reflected by your alts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2...id.#49012921)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: pearl sanctuary tattoo

i read it the same way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2...id.#49012917)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Pearly theatre foreskin

How should I have crafted the thread title?

"I delivered a vibrator to an ugly chick today for Doordash"?

That's a bit stiff and verbose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2...id.#49012982)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Thriller rigpig

We pride ourselves on our writing and expect precision with language in all of our work product. Pls review Stunk & White and let’s discuss lessons learned on Monday. Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2...id.#49012997)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: pearl sanctuary tattoo

it is, but its less ambigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2...id.#49012998)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: Pearly theatre foreskin

Well I guess that's why I'm working as a Doordash driver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2...id.#49013007)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: irradiated autistic legal warrant kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2...id.#49013012)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: aquamarine vivacious trailer park shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2...id.#49012995)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: Pearly theatre foreskin

Delivered another vibrator today. I have no idea if this chick was hot, she left instructions to leave it at her door and not even knock.

Got paid over $30 to bring it to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2...id.#49081405)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: Pontificating Crimson University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2...id.#49081408)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:37 AM
Author: Pearly theatre foreskin

Kind of ridiculous that they sell this shit at Target with no sort of age restriction. Any 12 year old can just walk in and get one. Don't even have to face a checkout employee, you can just hit up a self checkout.

Years ago these things were items you had to hit up a seedy adult store to cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2...id.#49081449)