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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things g...
Gay stirring haunted graveyard prole
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Hyperactive mad-dog skullcap temple
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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
twinkling fanboi
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Police tried to shut the place down for what?
crawly impressive resort
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OP is JM
Exciting Bistre Set
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
Avocado free-loading pistol turdskin
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
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send reinforcements
Charismatic Massive Rehab
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
Flickering spectacular round eye lay
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A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese ba...
Gay stirring haunted graveyard prole
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Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally chang...
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Only if he also sends a notarized document through the posta...
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Lemon station keepsake machete
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This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bo...
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Gay stirring haunted graveyard prole

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: scarlet arousing faggotry institution

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Amber pea-brained business firm toaster



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: hairraiser slap-happy sandwich



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: twinkling fanboi



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: disturbing dysfunction



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: bateful buff cruise ship friendly grandma



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Useless public bath puppy



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: boyish painfully honest trust fund mood



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: cheese-eating spot dog poop



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: electric well-lubricated gaping



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Hyperactive mad-dog skullcap temple



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: twinkling fanboi

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: crawly impressive resort

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Exciting Bistre Set

OP is JM

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Avocado free-loading pistol turdskin

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Gay stirring haunted graveyard prole

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: high-end native



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: dead passionate sneaky criminal

180

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Avocado free-loading pistol turdskin



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Appetizing Pontificating Circlehead Nursing Home



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: excitant lettuce stage



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: cheese-eating spot dog poop



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Hyperactive mad-dog skullcap temple



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: hairraiser slap-happy sandwich



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Charismatic Massive Rehab

send reinforcements

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Flickering spectacular round eye lay

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Gay stirring haunted graveyard prole

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: bateful buff cruise ship friendly grandma

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: salmon nubile police squad chad

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: boyish painfully honest trust fund mood

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Flushed provocative address national security agency



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Lemon station keepsake machete



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Heady Territorial Plaza Athletic Conference

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Gay stirring haunted graveyard prole

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: hairraiser slap-happy sandwich



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Hyperactive mad-dog skullcap temple



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: high-end native



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: citrine personal credit line idiot



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Avocado free-loading pistol turdskin



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