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DOJ files masterful brief in the WH ballroom case

https://www.washingtonpost.com/documents/f5026f84-4df5-4fd9-...
your future wife spitting cum into a wastebasket
  04/28/26
institutional collapse
Jared Baumeister
  04/28/26
Only retarded jewish blackpillers care about Trump, ballroom...
So we looked at the data
  04/28/26
(totally based 1488 white jacked bro who doesn't "care ...
your future wife spitting cum into a wastebasket
  04/29/26
This can't be real
Fucking Fuckface
  04/28/26
Trump wrote that
we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos
  04/28/26
...
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  04/29/26
...
oomox
  04/29/26
Seems so
Hello, World!
  04/30/26
...
Massive Penile Appendage
  04/30/26
it's mind numbing how any of you fags ever read this shit. i...
Golf
  04/28/26
a couple of the brightest lawyers i know are working for tru...
peeface
  04/28/26
is this some lib deep stater trying to throw the case?
Diamond Dallas Chad
  04/28/26
What the fuck lmao. Idiocracy
oomox
  04/29/26
Only the BEST!
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  04/29/26
You just noticed?
Hello, World!
  04/30/26
The ballroom has electrolytes
POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME
  04/29/26
the brief is riddled with random Capitalized Words like a tr...
your future wife spitting cum into a wastebasket
  04/29/26
And then the occasional ALL CAPS killed me
oomox
  04/29/26
where are the handclap emojis
GHOSTCHAD
  04/29/26
All periods should be replaced with exclamations, to mock Le...
CapTTTainFalcon
  04/29/26
This is truly, truly bonkers
POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME
  04/29/26
Alpha.
Candy Ride
  04/29/26
Is this real?
...,.,,.....,,.,...,......,...,....,..
  04/30/26
No we are in a simulation, and it’s a cartoon
Hello, World!
  04/30/26
suddenly one shiavo level democrat makes a gay republican ch...
queensbridge benzo
  04/30/26
U drunk?
Hello, World!
  04/30/26
no drunker than hegseth probably is rn
queensbridge benzo
  04/30/26
JFC- hope your parole officer doesn't catch you stumbling ab...
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  04/30/26
Trump ordering DoJ to let Tiffany ghostwrite the brief
Massive Penile Appendage
  04/30/26
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Massive Penile Appendage
  04/30/26


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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: your future wife spitting cum into a wastebasket ((zurich is stained))

https://www.washingtonpost.com/documents/f5026f84-4df5-4fd9-a6d1-08576890ad57.pdf?itid=lk_inline_manual_2

Surprised at the stellar writing here. The prose practically sings. Didn’t expect that given that Trump has hired a bunch of hacks. Credit where it’s due.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id.#49850100)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: Jared Baumeister

institutional collapse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id.#49850104)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:28 PM
Author: So we looked at the data

Only retarded jewish blackpillers care about Trump, ballrooms or "Israel"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id.#49850111)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:59 AM
Author: your future wife spitting cum into a wastebasket ((zurich is stained))

(totally based 1488 white jacked bro who doesn't "care about desert people, why is everyone talking about jews and jewish power")

it's 180 how fast things are changing for you people. just a year ago, your above poast wouldn't have given away that you're an undercover jew. but now it's clear in two seconds. keep it up tho, it's hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id.#49850612)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:47 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

This can't be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id.#49850134)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois)

Trump wrote that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id.#49850139)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id.#49850563)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: oomox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id.#49852726)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:17 AM
Author: Hello, World!

Seems so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id.#49853207)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:42 AM
Author: Massive Penile Appendage (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id.#49853516)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Golf

it's mind numbing how any of you fags ever read this shit. it's fucking double spaced like a college kid trying to make his term paper 5 full pages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id.#49850144)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: peeface

a couple of the brightest lawyers i know are working for trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id.#49850154)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 11:14 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad

is this some lib deep stater trying to throw the case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id.#49850178)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:10 AM
Author: oomox

What the fuck lmao. Idiocracy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id.#49850586)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:24 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

Only the BEST!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id.#49850592)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Hello, World!

You just noticed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id.#49853211)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:42 AM
Author: POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME

The ballroom has electrolytes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id.#49850603)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:00 AM
Author: your future wife spitting cum into a wastebasket ((zurich is stained))

the brief is riddled with random Capitalized Words like a trump truth social poast. this thing is 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id.#49850613)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: oomox

And then the occasional ALL CAPS killed me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id.#49852736)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: GHOSTCHAD (πŸΎπŸ‘£)

where are the handclap emojis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id.#49852735)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

All periods should be replaced with exclamations, to mock Leon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id.#49852744)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME

This is truly, truly bonkers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id.#49852899)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Candy Ride

Alpha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id.#49852938)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: ...,.,,.....,,.,...,......,...,....,..


Is this real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id.#49853187)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: Hello, World!

No we are in a simulation, and it’s a cartoon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id.#49853208)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:37 AM
Author: queensbridge benzo

suddenly one shiavo level democrat makes a gay republican chorus a "gay bipartisan chorus"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id.#49853234)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: Hello, World!

U drunk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id.#49853250)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:02 AM
Author: queensbridge benzo

no drunker than hegseth probably is rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id.#49853271)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:28 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

JFC- hope your parole officer doesn't catch you stumbling about like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id.#49853502)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:44 AM
Author: Massive Penile Appendage (No Future)

Trump ordering DoJ to let Tiffany ghostwrite the brief

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id.#49853519)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Massive Penile Appendage (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id.#49853641)