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Frozen filthy roast beef
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Give me a chick with a thick ass but not overweight.
Deep travel guidebook
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Charlotte is excited to meet you. She's from NH and enjoys s...
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I'm really going to regret locking her down in like 2 yrs. I...
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Sam is high-T and was a little slutty in HS. She will be fai...
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180
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definitely does anal
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brindle really tough guy
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Maybe best in thread
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Claire really hopes you guys can settle in Orange County, CA...
Frozen filthy roast beef
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I mean sure, why not. Prob comes from $
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Gillian is from MFH, uses they/them, and is president of the...
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LMAO 180
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lol pwned
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Mildly autistic kitchen
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hey, that's my bard wife you're talking about
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impressive Adams Apple
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lol
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RIP, Doctor.
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Give me a dark haired qween Never mind I claimed her fro...
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Sorry, can't pick your own. Mae is an Oklahoman and was deep...
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No no no no no I disavow I want this one https://bard...
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ungh, LI guidette
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Greens | Pulled Pork | Corn bread
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From a small town in Idaho, Sage wants to see the world. She...
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any relation to bob saccamano?
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She's had a distinguished collegiate career: 2021: Sage s...
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Emma is Bangladeshi. Youre the first white man she's kissed....
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Chad dad
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180 billion
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i want her
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Best in thread
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Seymone tells you upfront that youre not being jewish is goi...
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need James Joyce jr in here asap
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Her mother, Xiomijudong, is a piano instructor born in the F...
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irl lol
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A dutch grad student, Abigail is notorious among her teammat...
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Im done here
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bistre field internal respiration
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not the toilet wrecker?
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Holy shit. Nonstop dutch ovens
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literal lol
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FYI, her father is a Guatemalan janitor
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In Lemoyne, PA, that is highly likely.
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2021: Chrissy suffered a season-ending injury during Bard's ...
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Abby is a star on the team, even though she only weighs 96 l...
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quarter gook?
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Mawmaw was indigenous -- "Chakeipi" tribe, she tel...
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so she can barely read without moving her lips, when she's s...
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unnghhhh
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180
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I sit Kylie down, smack the cottage cheese on her legs, and ...
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She’s got some varicose vein action or something going...
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Aidan pulls you by the wrist to the car and gives you a blow...
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1800000. She'll give me half a dozen Greek-Orthodox childre...
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you dirty fuck. she is already dating me (see change above)....
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An algo makes the assignments, I just facilitate this. Yo...
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I'm not letting anyone else touch Aidan. She already broke ...
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It's OK she will continue to bang me weekly while she gives ...
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wonder how long her pubic hair is?
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Every one of these women has 10x my T levels
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Frozen filthy roast beef
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That's a 50yo man with hippie hair
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"Im from Flushing," she says aggressively.
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High school: Bush.
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*You start to rethink this whole marriage thing in the early...
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Fuck
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I just want someone Asian.
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Emilia wants to go into politics. She interned for Sen Chris...
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She just doesn't get enough minutes on the field. I'm concer...
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Named to the James Joyce Jr All-Conference team
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Holy shit. Haley left the meeting quickly https://bardath...
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I'm done here
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great thread
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jfc 180
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Felicia has several tattoos and asks if you have any. "...
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God's work ITT. Imagine this thread going viral and making i...
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Word spreads quickly around a pastoral campus, and members o...
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barfed in mouth. seriously? were there no better ones?
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this is such a 180 thread
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Meherin insists on you first meeting with her father and bro...
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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:12 AM
Author: Frozen filthy roast beef



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:12 AM
Author: Deep travel guidebook

Give me a chick with a thick ass but not overweight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744474)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:13 AM
Author: Frozen filthy roast beef

Charlotte is excited to meet you. She's from NH and enjoys snowmobiling. She wants to homeschool kids

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/charlotte-sckaal/5443

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744477)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:17 AM
Author: Deep travel guidebook

I'm really going to regret locking her down in like 2 yrs. I can see us living in a double wide trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744485)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:14 AM
Author: laughsome chapel corn cake



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:15 AM
Author: Frozen filthy roast beef

Sam is high-T and was a little slutty in HS. She will be faithful if you give her sex 5x per week

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/sam-finn/5442

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744480)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:30 AM
Author: laughsome chapel corn cake

180

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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:07 AM
Author: Gold gaped gas station

definitely does anal

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: brindle really tough guy



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:23 PM
Author: Lascivious amber knife

Maybe best in thread

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:17 AM
Author: rose wrinkle ape



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:18 AM
Author: Frozen filthy roast beef

Claire really hopes you guys can settle in Orange County, CA. She grew up going to Disneyland after high school.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/claire-peet/5428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744486)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:25 AM
Author: rose wrinkle ape

I mean sure, why not. Prob comes from $

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:39 AM
Author: Demanding circlehead elastic band

I would hope my sons get her alpha jawline instead of my lawyer's chin

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: Glittery Dingle Berry



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:07 AM
Author: Gold gaped gas station



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: rose wrinkle ape

mods

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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:54 AM
Author: hyperventilating hairy legs national security agency



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:20 PM
Author: Sexy Curious Brunch Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:30 AM
Author: bonkers stirring dysfunction library



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: Frozen filthy roast beef

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/rylee-barber/5420

Rylee is an island girl, a Mormon, and believe it or not a virgin. She wants a large family and really wants you to consider joining the church

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:30 AM
Author: boyish silver crackhouse striped hyena



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:33 AM
Author: Frozen filthy roast beef

Gillian is from MFH, uses they/them, and is president of the college's NARAL chapter

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/gillian-randall/5430

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744501)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: boyish silver crackhouse striped hyena

LMAO 180

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: floppy ladyboy



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
Author: Glittery Dingle Berry



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: Vigorous Onyx Institution

lol pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744520)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Mildly autistic kitchen



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:15 PM
Author: boyish silver crackhouse striped hyena

hey, that's my bard wife you're talking about

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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: Gold gaped gas station

impressive Adams Apple

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:14 PM
Author: Hairraiser very tactful goyim trailer park



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:22 PM
Author: Lascivious amber knife

lol

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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:25 PM
Author: carnelian locale

RIP, Doctor.

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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:14 AM
Author: boyish silver crackhouse striped hyena



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: Glittery Dingle Berry

Give me a dark haired qween

Never mind I claimed her from the waivers

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744500)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: Frozen filthy roast beef

Sorry, can't pick your own. Mae is an Oklahoman and was deeply impacted by BLM. She wants a just world. She will madly adore you and if you live close to her family, weekend cookouts are 180. Her father Jospeh always has a cold beer waiting for you and calls out, "Get my son a plate!"

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/mae-redmond/5431

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744502)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: Glittery Dingle Berry

No no no no no I disavow

I want this one

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744503)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:41 AM
Author: Demanding circlehead elastic band

ungh, LI guidette

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744525)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:51 AM
Author: Glittery Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744550)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:39 AM
Author: Deep travel guidebook

Greens | Pulled Pork | Corn bread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744689)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:37 AM
Author: Elite native rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744507)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
Author: Frozen filthy roast beef

From a small town in Idaho, Sage wants to see the world. She doesnt see kids in her future for some time, but her family owns 400 acres back home, and her dad is hoping you can tame his daughter and will give you a ranch

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/sage-saccomanno/5433

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744509)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:39 AM
Author: Glittery Dingle Berry

any relation to bob saccamano?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744514)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: Demanding circlehead elastic band

She's had a distinguished collegiate career:

2021: Sage suffered a season-ending injury during preseason training ... Liberty League All-Academic.

2020: The season was lost to the COVID-19 pandemic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744530)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: Elite native rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744531)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
Author: bistre field internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744512)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: Frozen filthy roast beef

Emma is Bangladeshi. Youre the first white man she's kissed.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-tilley/5435

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744518)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: bistre field internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744521)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: Elite native rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744529)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:12 AM
Author: Gold gaped gas station

174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744621)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:57 AM
Author: hyperventilating hairy legs national security agency

Chad dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745354)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: spruce beady-eyed center kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744519)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: Frozen filthy roast beef

Waleska is from Guayacil. She came to the US on the soccer scholarship and is disgusted by american girls. On your first meeting, she dishes non-stop on how masculine and crazy her teammates are, calling them "lesbians" and "feminists". She is eager to cook for you

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/waleska-brito/5441

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744527)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: Elite native rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744532)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:44 AM
Author: spruce beady-eyed center kitty cat

hhnngghh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744537)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Mildly autistic kitchen

Fuck, man. Why did a pumo get her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744574)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: supple chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745911)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Sexy Curious Brunch Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745919)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: Histrionic Nibblets Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745929)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:59 AM
Author: slap-happy french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744577)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: Gold gaped gas station

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744614)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:21 PM
Author: Sexy Curious Brunch Sweet Tailpipe

i want her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745898)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Lascivious amber knife

Best in thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43748618)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:48 AM
Author: Coiffed Splenetic Black Woman Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744544)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:50 AM
Author: Frozen filthy roast beef

Seymone tells you upfront that youre not being jewish is going to be a problem. Her dad works in finance and you will probably be offered a job and salary commensurate with his daughter's lifestyle

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/seymone-rosenberg/5438

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744549)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: excitant range weed whacker

need James Joyce jr in here asap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744570)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:11 AM
Author: Gold gaped gas station

Her mother, Xiomijudong, is a piano instructor born in the Fuijan Province to rice farmers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744620)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:41 AM
Author: Deep travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744690)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:24 AM
Author: Maniacal Rebellious Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744814)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: supple chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745914)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Sexy Curious Brunch Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745915)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Histrionic Nibblets Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745916)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 1:25 AM
Author: plum chest-beating national halford

irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43748871)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:52 AM
Author: slap-happy french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744553)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:54 AM
Author: Frozen filthy roast beef

A dutch grad student, Abigail is notorious among her teammates for stinking up the team bus with her gas. She's playful when drunk and currently has a suspended license

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/abigail-stanley/5439

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744557)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:56 AM
Author: slap-happy french chef

Im done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744565)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:59 AM
Author: bistre field internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744578)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:09 AM
Author: Gold gaped gas station

not the toilet wrecker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744612)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: light federal menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744615)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:41 AM
Author: Deep travel guidebook

Holy shit. Nonstop dutch ovens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744691)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:06 PM
Author: brindle really tough guy

https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/newscms/2019_34/1474486/patrick-renna-sandlot-today-main-190822.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43746874)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: carnelian locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43748617)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:16 PM
Author: Amethyst theatre mother

literal lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43757032)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:00 AM
Author: flesh know-it-all spot pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744581)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:03 AM
Author: Frozen filthy roast beef

The first thing Emma asks you is if you are a Steelers fan. She is high-energy, flirty, and has a bright smile. "I bet you have a lot of stories," she says coyly. "Tell me."

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-lapenta/5427

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744589)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:09 AM
Author: Gold gaped gas station

FYI, her father is a Guatemalan janitor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744611)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:59 AM
Author: Free-loading irradiated main people indian lodge

In Lemoyne, PA, that is highly likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744728)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:06 AM
Author: Gold gaped gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744598)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:12 AM
Author: Frozen filthy roast beef

The first thing Chrissy says is "Thank God youre white! Is that racist of me?" She follows Bard's social codes very closely, but feels stifled. She loves that youre older and appears a little clingy

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/chrissy-gildersleeve/5425

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744622)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:20 AM
Author: Gold gaped gas station

Chrissy's dad, a NYPD cop who retired at 45 with a full pension, slaps you on the shoulder when he meets you. Tells you to have fun with his daugter but to avoid going out in Kingston, as the "Kamala Diversity Mob" has made it "into a jungle for animals."

Her mom, a 2nd grade teacher for Duchess County Public Schools, gives you a tight lipped grin. She will not say it, but after the parade of Darnell's, Jose's, and Manuel's her daughter brought in during HS, she is silently hopeful that Chrissy's finally turned the corner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744641)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:22 AM
Author: Frozen filthy roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744650)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:33 AM
Author: High-end orchestra pit

2021: Chrissy suffered a season-ending injury during Bard's opening game.

2020: The season was lost to the COVID-19 pandemic.

2019: Chrissy played and started in five games her freshman year ... recorded one shot on goal in 437 minutes of action.

I don't get it. Do they do this to humiliate them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744674)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:28 PM
Author: haunting insanely creepy den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43748621)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: light federal menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744617)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:14 AM
Author: Frozen filthy roast beef

Abby is a star on the team, even though she only weighs 96 lbs. During your first meeting, she describes her passion for gymnastics, talks trash about Simone Biles and the US team, and tells you she is "like super super flexible"

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/abby-frazier/5424

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744630)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:20 AM
Author: Gold gaped gas station

quarter gook?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744644)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:23 AM
Author: Frozen filthy roast beef

Mawmaw was indigenous -- "Chakeipi" tribe, she tells you. You google it and its the name of a river

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744652)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:01 AM
Author: Gold gaped gas station

so she can barely read without moving her lips, when she's sober?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744735)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:36 AM
Author: excitant range weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744678)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Frozen filthy roast beef

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/senowa-leverentz/5444

Senowa is 17, having skipped 6th grade. She heard Abby described as the best first year player and was furious. She asks you if you would attend the HS graduation back at Minneapolis with her so she can watch friends graduate. She will wear a USWNT mask.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744710)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:25 AM
Author: excitant range weed whacker

unnghhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744822)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: supple chad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745924)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:05 AM
Author: Free-loading irradiated main people indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744744)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:07 AM
Author: Frozen filthy roast beef

The first thing you notice about Kylie is the nose piercing. She's quiet, she posts on IG a lot. She dreams of being a professional athlete, though you don't see it happening. She has an uncle you may have heard of, named Brady.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/kylie-quinn/5429

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744747)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Free-loading irradiated main people indian lodge

I sit Kylie down, smack the cottage cheese on her legs, and say, "With a face like yours, you can't afford the flab, babe." It's tough love, but she knows I'm looking out for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744758)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:21 PM
Author: Amethyst theatre mother

She’s got some varicose vein action or something going on there too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43757053)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: Translucent Dead Goal In Life University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744752)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Frozen filthy roast beef

Aidan pulls you by the wrist to the car and gives you a blowjob during your first meeting. She doesn't talk much after that, but you hear another girl ask her if she has told "Anthony" about the arranged marriage.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744759)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: Translucent Dead Goal In Life University

1800000. She'll give me half a dozen Greek-Orthodox children to carry on my name!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744770)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:31 AM
Author: Glittery Dingle Berry

you dirty fuck. she is already dating me (see change above). you have to assign him a new one oe he can have the one that you allege i have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745194)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:05 PM
Author: Frozen filthy roast beef

An algo makes the assignments, I just facilitate this.

You can negotiate a trade if the other poster is willing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745409)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: Translucent Dead Goal In Life University

I'm not letting anyone else touch Aidan. She already broke up with Anthony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745440)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:16 AM
Author: Glittery Dingle Berry

It's OK she will continue to bang me weekly while she gives you once a month missionary

ljl have fun cuck enjoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43749718)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:26 PM
Author: supple chad

wonder how long her pubic hair is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745953)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: self-centered ultramarine address

Every one of these women has 10x my T levels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744786)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:28 AM
Author: Frozen filthy roast beef

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/katherine-ritter/5432

Katherine is 6'1" and self-conscious about this. It's pushed her into a lot of feminist attitude and grrl power politics. When you meet her parents, however, you realize she comes from a very different background, and her sister confides in you, "Katherine just really wants a man to boss her around."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744838)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: self-centered ultramarine address

That's a 50yo man with hippie hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43744956)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: Frozen filthy roast beef

"Im from Flushing," she says aggressively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745438)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:12 PM
Author: Hairraiser very tactful goyim trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745839)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: supple chad

she'll have to stand up straight before she can learn to kneel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745932)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Iridescent Double Fault Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745189)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:52 AM
Author: Frozen filthy roast beef

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-kuntz/5426

She pronounces it kuntz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745316)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Iridescent Double Fault Clown

Hon hon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745373)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: sapphire sticky becky house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745364)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: Frozen filthy roast beef

Maggie is an absolute dynamo in the sack. Shes only had 3 partners, but grew up watching porn and is down for everything. Highly into social media. She is called "Wolfie" on campus and you sense there is a story there bigger than her name.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/margaret-wolff/5437

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745377)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: sapphire sticky becky house

Ungh. Gotta love it. A mousey girl cursed with living up to her last name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745400)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: Free-loading irradiated main people indian lodge

High school: Bush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43747101)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: Spectacular degenerate

18000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745367)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: Free-loading irradiated main people indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745370)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: Frozen filthy roast beef

Maddy is from the FL keys and is very laid back. She smokes weed daily and is barefoot when you meet her. She tells you, "I know this arranged marriage thing is awkward, so we can take it slow. Its cool if you want to date other girls. I dont really want to date anyone else, but lets just be honest about whatever."

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/madeline-chilton/5421

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745393)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: Spectacular degenerate

Holy fuck scroe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745806)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: supple chad

*You start to rethink this whole marriage thing in the early morning light, as the sun's rays streak in revealing the pockmarks and sundamage already too visibly evident*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745906)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Spectacular degenerate

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745917)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: bronze public bath gunner

I just want someone Asian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745403)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: Frozen filthy roast beef

Emilia wants to go into politics. She interned for Sen Chris Murphy last year (D. Con) and really liked DC. She asks how you feel about crepes, whether you like them. You ask "Crepes?" and she just nods.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emilia-vella/5436

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745427)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: bronze public bath gunner

She just doesn't get enough minutes on the field. I'm concerned for her career in professional sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745468)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:17 PM
Author: Demanding circlehead elastic band

Named to the James Joyce Jr All-Conference team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745483)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: Hairraiser very tactful goyim trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745816)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:18 PM
Author: Frozen filthy roast beef

Holy shit. Haley left the meeting quickly

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/haley-andrews/5440

Im sorry Captttain. We are looking into what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745882)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: Hairraiser very tactful goyim trailer park

I'm done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745935)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:13 PM
Author: Histrionic Nibblets Jew

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745845)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:20 PM
Author: Frozen filthy roast beef

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/claire-dickson/5422

Claire is very business-like and immediately speaks to you about using a hyphenated last name. "I guess Ill always be a Dickson," she says.

She pulls a document out of a backpack and you see dozens of bullet-points

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745892)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: Histrionic Nibblets Jew

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745903)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:27 PM
Author: Spectacular degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745960)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:26 PM
Author: Lascivious amber knife

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43748613)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:17 PM
Author: heady alcoholic mad-dog skullcap home

Would like to give one of these girls the ol’ Fauci ouchie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745868)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: Frozen filthy roast beef

Felicia has several tattoos and asks if you have any. "Ill show you them all later," she says. She can't quite believe you dont have any. "Not even a piercing?" she says, uncrossing her legs.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/felicia-flores/5423

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745908)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:19 PM
Author: supple chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745886)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: Frozen filthy roast beef

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/allie-sahargun/5434

Allie is one of only 17 members of Bard's "Young Life" Christian students club. She attends non-denominational church off campus and misses the west coast. "The ocean makes me feel alive," she confesses. She's excited to bring you to California and tells you privately that her father is the most prestigious member of their golf and tennis club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745944)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:26 PM
Author: Amethyst theatre mother

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43757079)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: Sexy Curious Brunch Sweet Tailpipe

God's work ITT. Imagine this thread going viral and making it to MSM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745902)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: Histrionic Nibblets Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745921)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:27 PM
Author: Spectacular degenerate

Imagine all the Bard law teens crawling over this bort loookkg for their dream middle aged lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745958)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: plum chest-beating national halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43759006)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: pink electric toilet seat roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#48409476)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:32 AM
Author: Lemon stubborn boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#48409492)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:58 PM
Author: laughsome chapel corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43747150)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 12:00 AM
Author: Metal Ruddy Telephone Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43748717)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 8:56 PM
Author: orange rambunctious mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43756643)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: talented ruby haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745913)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:29 PM
Author: Frozen filthy roast beef

The team snap chat was so enthused about these marriages that an alumna contacted us. She's no longer with the program, but hopes you would still consider her.

Val is disenchanted with online dating and the dating scene in general. She wants to be someone's wife and a stay at home mom. She's hoping for boys and would start them on martial arts at a young age

"Do I pass?" she says, turning a circle in front of you

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/val-thomson/3568



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43745975)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:46 PM
Author: pale area

BEST IN SHOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43746095)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 6:47 PM
Author: Frozen filthy roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43747570)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:09 PM
Author: insecure point

give me your hottest azn plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43746886)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:20 PM
Author: Frozen filthy roast beef

Word spreads quickly around a pastoral campus, and members of other teams have jockeyed to be matched with poasters.

Ryan is a Chem major who made Deans List four years running. She hails from the islands and feels very far from home on the mainland, surrounded by Anglo culture. She's eager to improve her Japanese

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-volleyball/roster/ryan-lum/5494

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43746938)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: insecure point

barfed in mouth. seriously? were there no better ones?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43746967)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:10 PM
Author: Arousing sickened dopamine

this is such a 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43746893)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:25 PM
Author: Frozen filthy roast beef

Meherin insists on you first meeting with her father and brothers in Dhaka, a beautiful city of 21 million

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-squash/roster/meherin-hossain/5598

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43746957)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:30 PM
Author: Arousing sickened dopamine

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43746975)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: Spectacular degenerate

pwnmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43747108)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 5:25 PM
Author: Violet self-absorbed abode twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43747303)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: pearly liquid oxygen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43747683)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:23 PM
Author: carnelian locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43748603)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: Lascivious amber knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43748605)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:33 PM
Author: Buck-toothed messiness

Historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43748634)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: Frozen filthy roast beef

Ty

I created this moniker 1/1 and was happy to start the year strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#44018021)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:49 PM
Author: mint parlor fanboi

Brunette plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43748684)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:14 AM
Author: Brilliant persian antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43749713)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 8:40 PM
Author: Lascivious amber knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43756577)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:09 PM
Author: Amethyst theatre mother

Want!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43757002)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 9:25 PM
Author: Lascivious amber knife

Where's my fucking wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#43774720)



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Date: July 15th, 2022 1:40 PM
Author: Frozen filthy roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#44856238)



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Date: July 15th, 2022 2:36 PM
Author: insecure point

cntrol+ f "edit", phrase not found. great!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#44856503)



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Date: December 19th, 2022 1:37 PM
Author: Frozen filthy roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#45656304)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: pale area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#48409318)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: pink electric toilet seat roommate

I'd like Chocolate Queen, plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#48409477)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: Frozen filthy roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#49693767)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:38 AM
Author: Jet-lagged mauve azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...id.#49693770)