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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
mahogany bateful love of her life digit ratio
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
Stirring brunch sweet tailpipe
  06/03/25
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aromatic hominid
  06/04/25
...
Passionate marketing idea
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
glittery selfie coffee pot
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
mahogany bateful love of her life digit ratio
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
appetizing spot generalized bond
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
gaped black filthpig tanning salon
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
mahogany bateful love of her life digit ratio
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
Clear Degenerate Antidepressant Drug
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
Bright maniacal lay boltzmann
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
mahogany bateful love of her life digit ratio
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
Transparent Laughsome Station National Security Agency
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
aggressive supple idiot
  06/03/25
obviously yes
claret awkward private investor quadroon
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
vibrant mustard locus famous landscape painting
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
maroon senate
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
Rough-skinned theater stage mental disorder
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
mahogany bateful love of her life digit ratio
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
mildly autistic gas station
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
vibrant mustard locus famous landscape painting
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
Rambunctious Point Laser Beams
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
Diverse Vermilion Stage Turdskin
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
stimulating peach hunting ground wrinkle
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
Clear Degenerate Antidepressant Drug
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
Drunken business firm
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
stimulating peach hunting ground wrinkle
  06/04/25
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aromatic hominid
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
Transparent Laughsome Station National Security Agency
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
Insecure effete athletic conference property
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
Rambunctious Point Laser Beams
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
mahogany bateful love of her life digit ratio
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
cream piazza stain
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
Massive State Idea He Suggested
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: mahogany bateful love of her life digit ratio

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Stirring brunch sweet tailpipe

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: aromatic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986753)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Passionate marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: glittery selfie coffee pot

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: mahogany bateful love of her life digit ratio

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: appetizing spot generalized bond

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: gaped black filthpig tanning salon

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: mahogany bateful love of her life digit ratio

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Clear Degenerate Antidepressant Drug

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Bright maniacal lay boltzmann

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: mahogany bateful love of her life digit ratio

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Transparent Laughsome Station National Security Agency

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: aggressive supple idiot

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: claret awkward private investor quadroon

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: vibrant mustard locus famous landscape painting

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: maroon senate

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Rough-skinned theater stage mental disorder

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: mahogany bateful love of her life digit ratio

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: mildly autistic gas station

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: vibrant mustard locus famous landscape painting

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Rambunctious Point Laser Beams

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: Diverse Vermilion Stage Turdskin

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: stimulating peach hunting ground wrinkle

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Clear Degenerate Antidepressant Drug

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Drunken business firm

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: stimulating peach hunting ground wrinkle

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: aromatic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Transparent Laughsome Station National Security Agency

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Insecure effete athletic conference property

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Rambunctious Point Laser Beams

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: mahogany bateful love of her life digit ratio

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: cream piazza stain

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Massive State Idea He Suggested

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986845)