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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
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  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
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lol bro you never forget that.
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We’ve all been there
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At a bar
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Not hygienic
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Hence “closest”
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If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
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  07/26/25
It is what it is.
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I know what to say
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  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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  07/26/25
Woah Cr
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Not jm, House of Worship tp
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I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
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(who did it)
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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: seedy athletic conference church building

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Lime comical base tattoo

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: seedy athletic conference church building

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Learning disabled international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: multi-colored sickened locale



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: twisted irradiated stock car

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: seedy athletic conference church building

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: shaky thriller piazza

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Learning disabled international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Silver aromatic whorehouse



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Domesticated Heaven Milk



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Cowardly bright dilemma wagecucks



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: garnet laughsome pit



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Canary Disgusting Brunch Shitlib



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: marvelous sexy cuck



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: seedy athletic conference church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Aggressive exciting electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Buck-toothed organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: soul-stirring opaque spot quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Lilac Native Pistol



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Ocher mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: sealclubber



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49134983)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: violet faggot firefighter

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Lime comical base tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Lavender Cracking Dingle Berry

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: seedy athletic conference church building

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Lime comical base tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Lavender Cracking Dingle Berry

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Learning disabled international law enforcement agency

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: green galvanic box office dysfunction

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: dumb enough to believe in beating the odds

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!! (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Diverse property roommate

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Learning disabled international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: wine twinkling uncleanness background story

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Buck-toothed organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Primrose violent stead mad-dog skullcap

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Aggressive exciting electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Puce filthpig

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Buck-toothed organic girlfriend

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: seedy athletic conference church building

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Lime comical base tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Lime comical base tattoo

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: free-loading stain

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: AZNgirl telling 5'4 White Guy He's Tall Enough

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: we have such sights to show you

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: hot and heavy gay sex with the wife

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49134975)