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BENZO SHITVAX Case Filed 4/13/2020, Coming Up On 6 Years. ROFL

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effete lettuce
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heady sooty house
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effete lettuce
  03/08/26
Per the new anti-fraud initiative, President Trump has taken...
alcoholic tanning salon background story
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purple mad-dog skullcap school
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carnelian field police squad
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heady sooty house
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effete lettuce
  03/08/26
Wasn’t the trial in 2023
Painfully honest garrison windowlicker
  03/08/26
this is an intellectually rigorous case. I understand the de...
heady sooty house
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effete lettuce
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Painfully honest garrison windowlicker
  03/08/26
They probably lost the trial transcripts and are hoping he d...
Painfully honest garrison windowlicker
  03/08/26
lol why would they even need to admit the error? his attorne...
effete lettuce
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Painfully honest garrison windowlicker
  03/08/26
As a result of President Trump’s leadership, and the D...
alcoholic tanning salon background story
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carnelian field police squad
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Beady-eyed fishy ratface
  03/08/26
To be fair, Benzo will be rich any day now, mark my words...
irradiated cowardly organic girlfriend
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heady sooty house
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heady sooty house
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Date: March 8th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: effete lettuce



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Date: March 8th, 2026 2:14 PM
Author: heady sooty house



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Date: March 8th, 2026 2:21 PM
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Date: March 8th, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: alcoholic tanning salon background story

Per the new anti-fraud initiative, President Trump has taken great interest in Benzo’s case and has directed the United States Department of Health and Human Services and Department of Justice to look whether there was fraud on the Court when there was a failure to report several sexually transmitted diseases and use of illicit drugs at trial.

We will continue to work on this case, and plan on securing several indictments shortly.

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This has been a message from the United States Secretary of Health and Human Services, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.



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Date: March 8th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: purple mad-dog skullcap school



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Date: March 8th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: carnelian field police squad



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Date: March 8th, 2026 9:30 PM
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Date: March 8th, 2026 10:40 PM
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Date: March 8th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Painfully honest garrison windowlicker

Wasn’t the trial in 2023

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Date: March 8th, 2026 9:32 PM
Author: heady sooty house

this is an intellectually rigorous case. I understand the delay.

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Date: March 8th, 2026 10:40 PM
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Date: March 8th, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: Painfully honest garrison windowlicker



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Date: March 8th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Painfully honest garrison windowlicker

They probably lost the trial transcripts and are hoping he dies before they’re forced to admit the error

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Date: March 8th, 2026 11:12 PM
Author: effete lettuce

lol why would they even need to admit the error? his attorney got paid. the judge who did the trial isnt even on the court anymore. the gov attorney obviously got paid and doesnt gaf. literally nobody gives a fuck

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Date: March 8th, 2026 11:28 PM
Author: Painfully honest garrison windowlicker



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Date: March 8th, 2026 11:55 PM
Author: alcoholic tanning salon background story

As a result of President Trump’s leadership, and the DOGE tip line, this particular file has been flagged for thorough review. I have personally appointed the “Patriot Auditors” to review this case file.

We at the United States Department of Health and Human Services care deeply about protecting the American taxpayers from waste, fraud, and abuse. I cannot comment further regarding ongoing investigations, but on our referral, the Department of Justice is making its case to a grand jury. All involved will be brought to justice.

President Trump and his administration would like to thank the anonymous tipster from Michigan, who will be handsomely rewarded for bringing this case to DOGE’s attention.

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This has been a message from the United States Secretary of Health and Human Services, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

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Date: March 9th, 2026 6:35 AM
Author: carnelian field police squad



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Date: March 8th, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fishy ratface



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Date: March 9th, 2026 6:47 AM
Author: irradiated cowardly organic girlfriend

To be fair,

Benzo will be rich any day now, mark my words!

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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: heady sooty house



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Date: April 4th, 2026 5:32 PM
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