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with soccer offsides rule, why doesn't defender hang out at 50yd line whole game

just have all the defensive players hang out around the 40-5...
drab kitchen
  07/20/26
soccer is eurofag socialism/loserdom manifested in the form ...
fiercely-loyal wagecucks scourge upon the earth
  07/20/26
they should also introduce tackling
180 stain
  07/20/26
they should have automated sprinklers that go off once or tw...
fiercely-loyal wagecucks scourge upon the earth
  07/20/26
I would enjoy this
180 stain
  07/20/26
it would also solve the "hydration break" situatio...
fiercely-loyal wagecucks scourge upon the earth
  07/20/26
The best teams typically do have defenders pretty far up whe...
Clear odious location toilet seat
  07/20/26
lol they wouldnt be taking long shots they just cant pass an...
bistre police squad selfie
  07/20/26
They should just change the rule so that you have to be comp...
alcoholic vivacious abode blood rage
  07/20/26
What?
khaki lettuce locus
  07/20/26
because if the opposing team is on par/evenly matched with y...
Irradiated Garrison
  07/20/26
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internet-worthy grizzly meetinghouse
  07/20/26
Because the attack can just play an easy through ball into t...
internet-worthy grizzly meetinghouse
  07/20/26
didn't you watch the end of any game where a team is trying ...
Azure home keepsake machete
  07/20/26
or, better yet ... https://x.com/stoolpresidente/status/2...
Underhanded cheese-eating indian lodge
  07/20/26
no one can watch these twitter videos anymore you dumbass
fiercely-loyal wagecucks scourge upon the earth
  07/20/26
I played pickup games full 11 on 11 with no offside rule and...
Sepia school cafeteria
  07/20/26
That's how it almost always works when there's no offside ru...
racy lilac tanning salon french chef
  07/20/26
cr sometimes sucks seeing it get called to take away a score...
bistre police squad selfie
  07/20/26
...
internet-worthy grizzly meetinghouse
  07/20/26
Hockey teams could theoretically have a guy hang out at thei...
Bronus Swagner
  07/21/26
has doodikoff poasted since this? pretty funny thread but he...
Brother Peter Dimond
  07/21/26


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Date: July 20th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: drab kitchen

just have all the defensive players hang out around the 40-50yd line, then no offensive players can take any close shots due to the "off sides" rule and the goalie can easily pick off any super long goal attempts. Why don't these idiotic euro and south american teams figure this out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2...id.#50011564)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal wagecucks scourge upon the earth

soccer is eurofag socialism/loserdom manifested in the form of a sport so they play according to decorum standards instead of actually trying to win. they could just make the game 8 on 8 and put in a shot clock and all of a sudden it would be not gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2...id.#50011568)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: 180 stain

they should also introduce tackling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2...id.#50011584)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal wagecucks scourge upon the earth

they should have automated sprinklers that go off once or twice per half during play to mix things up. problem is these third world shitholes are too poor for that type of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2...id.#50011878)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: 180 stain

I would enjoy this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2...id.#50011976)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal wagecucks scourge upon the earth

it would also solve the "hydration break" situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2...id.#50012134)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: Clear odious location toilet seat

The best teams typically do have defenders pretty far up when they have the ball, they just retreat immediately upon possession changes because one fast striker behind the line would be a horrific mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2...id.#50011570)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: bistre police squad selfie

lol they wouldnt be taking long shots they just cant pass and would run right up near the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2...id.#50011572)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: alcoholic vivacious abode blood rage

They should just change the rule so that you have to be completely behind the second-last defender to be offside. Seems like this would allow the vast majority of overturned goals to stand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2...id.#50011821)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: khaki lettuce locus

What?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2...id.#50011823)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Irradiated Garrison

because if the opposing team is on par/evenly matched with you, your defenders will constantly be in foot races/breakaways where the chance of fouls and goals greatly increases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2...id.#50011930)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: internet-worthy grizzly meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2...id.#50011986)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: internet-worthy grizzly meetinghouse

Because the attack can just play an easy through ball into the huge gap behind the defense and run onto it. So long as the attacker starts his run in an on side position he can run behind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2...id.#50011987)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Azure home keepsake machete

didn't you watch the end of any game where a team is trying to desperately score? they'll throw all their players way up the field making them very susceptible to counterattacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2...id.#50012032)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: Underhanded cheese-eating indian lodge

or, better yet ...

https://x.com/stoolpresidente/status/2079179046382920103

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2...id.#50012085)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal wagecucks scourge upon the earth

no one can watch these twitter videos anymore you dumbass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2...id.#50012141)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Sepia school cafeteria

I played pickup games full 11 on 11 with no offside rule and it ends up being boring af, defenders have to sit way back and neither side can get any attack going at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2...id.#50012091)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: racy lilac tanning salon french chef

That's how it almost always works when there's no offside rule.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2...id.#50012132)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: bistre police squad selfie

cr sometimes sucks seeing it get called to take away a score like holding or PI in football but its a rule for a reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2...id.#50012136)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: internet-worthy grizzly meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2...id.#50013247)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: Bronus Swagner

Hockey teams could theoretically have a guy hang out at their opponent's blue line all the time but they never do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2...id.#50015169)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: Brother Peter Dimond

has doodikoff poasted since this? pretty funny thread but he never responded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2...id.#50014740)