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Hypo: you get to be 18 again in parallel universe and become Catholic Cardinal

if you succeed you go back to normal timeline and get $500M,...
Ai agent
  05/09/25
*must become a cardinal
Ai agent
  05/09/25
Pass. You would have to excel at some of the cattiest, fagg...
the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
  05/09/25


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Date: May 9th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Ai agent

if you succeed you go back to normal timeline and get $500M, subtract 2 from your NW score, and gain 4" in length anywhere on your body.

if you don't succeed you go back to normal timeline as peterman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722791&forum_id=2...id.#48917209)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Ai agent

*must become a cardinal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722791&forum_id=2...id.#48917210)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

Pass. You would have to excel at some of the cattiest, faggiest politics in the world. You would also have to stay mostly celibate, since they scour backgrounds now to make sure none of the new cardinals have a history of pulling hot narrow seminarian tail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722791&forum_id=2...id.#48917351)