Date: May 12th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
There's actually a Primus song about this. Here are the lyrics:
Del Davis sold a Christmas tree
Stood up to 8 feet tall
Season was lookin' mighty thin
He'd hoped to sell 'em all
Here he comes with a dollar in his hand
Represents the epitomized man
The boy liked rock 'n' roll
Seemed that's the way he paid his way
With the help of Del and them Doogs
There's a bit more joy this holiday
Here he comes?
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