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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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Blurred State Lines
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
\"''"\'""\''\"\''"\'
  05/30/25
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caitlin clark
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
blow off some steam
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
great moniker
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
Fucking Fuckface
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
disco fries
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
Fucking Fuckface
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
UhOh
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
..,;,.,;,.,;;,.,..,.,.,;.....
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
internet g0y
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
400 lb black woman in wheelchair pre-boarding
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
tarrifs
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
400 lb black woman in wheelchair pre-boarding
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
Peter Brady
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Blurred State Lines



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: \"''"\'""\''\"\''"\'

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: caitlin clark



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: blow off some steam

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: great moniker

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: UhOh

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: ..,;,.,;,.,;;,.,..,.,.,;.....


you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: internet g0y

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: 400 lb black woman in wheelchair pre-boarding (✅🍑)

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2...id.#48973434)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: tarrifs

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2...id.#48973571)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: 400 lb black woman in wheelchair pre-boarding (✅🍑)

this is a pro move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2...id.#48973580)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv


just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Peter Brady

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2...id.#48973591)