Date: May 31st, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing)
Subject: Evan39 (He Filed the Proper Forms)
Yes.
After the fourth break-in, I requested a wellness patrol.
They emailed back six weeks later:
“Ticket closed — issue appears self-resolving.”
So I went downtown.
They told me to use the kiosk.
A man in uniform watched me type while eating grapes.
When I asked what else I could do, he said:
“We don’t really respond to vibes, sir.”
Now I just wave at the guy when he comes in.
He usually just needs to charge his phone.
Sometimes he brings friends.
This is fine.
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/29/us/policing-mutual-aid-denver.html
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731829&forum_id=2...id.#48976774)