Date: May 31st, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing)
Subject: Evan39 (He Gave a 22% Tip for the Privilege of Hunger)
They sat us in a stranger’s hallway.
Told us it was a “curated intimacy experience.”
The amuse-bouche was served on a radiator.
We applauded when the host whispered:
“This is what foie gras tasted like before the Fall.”
A child emerged from the bedroom crying.
They said she was part of the prix fixe.
When the check came, it was printed on vellum.
There was a service charge for “Ambience Distortion.”
This is fine.
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/31/dining/nyc-restaurant-hallway-seating.html
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731831&forum_id=2...id.#48976781)