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Evan "Juris Doctor" Vance Googling "Is SeaTTTle safe from Yellowstone Caldera??"
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 07/20/25 |
| Trust If Aryan | 07/20/25 |
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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:30 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) My corner office at Perkins Coie offers a stunning, floor-to-ceiling view of the proles scurrying below.
But today, I find no solace in it.
After reviewing Rainier’s latest seismic activity — followed by this place called “Yellowstone” — I’ve concluded my financial and personal security are under grave threat from... the situation in Wyoming.
The scale of the potential ash cloud is unconscionable. Ghastly.
Has anyone retained a geological consultant with Ivy League credentials?
I’m not talking about some TTT state school hack who still thinks Rainier is the real risk.
We are facing an eruption that could collapse the Zafiro Añejo supply chain.
How dare the lithosphere conspire against my five-year plan. |
Date: July 20th, 2025 9:41 PM Author: Trust If Aryan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752800&forum_id=2...id.#49117646) |