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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
Razzle-dazzle garnet tanning salon
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
vigorous insanely creepy jew laser beams
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
vigorous insanely creepy jew laser beams
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
Charcoal impressive codepig indirect expression
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
vigorous insanely creepy jew laser beams
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
Charcoal impressive codepig indirect expression
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
vigorous insanely creepy jew laser beams
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
Razzle-dazzle garnet tanning salon
  01/05/26
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Razzle-dazzle garnet tanning salon
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
vigorous insanely creepy jew laser beams
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
Razzle-dazzle garnet tanning salon
  01/06/26
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Angry bearded gas station pervert
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
vigorous insanely creepy jew laser beams
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
silver heaven son of senegal
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
Mind-boggling native
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
Jade curious queen of the night
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
vigorous insanely creepy jew laser beams
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
translucent lodge regret
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
vigorous insanely creepy jew laser beams
  01/06/26
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Godawful community account brunch
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
Jade curious queen of the night
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
vigorous insanely creepy jew laser beams
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
translucent lodge regret
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
vigorous insanely creepy jew laser beams
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
translucent lodge regret
  01/06/26
Lmao
Razzle-dazzle garnet tanning salon
  01/06/26
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Burgundy piazza
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
Sadistic Bronze Karate Private Investor
  01/06/26
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Charcoal impressive codepig indirect expression
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle garnet tanning salon

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: vigorous insanely creepy jew laser beams

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: vigorous insanely creepy jew laser beams

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Charcoal impressive codepig indirect expression

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: vigorous insanely creepy jew laser beams

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Charcoal impressive codepig indirect expression

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: vigorous insanely creepy jew laser beams

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle garnet tanning salon

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle garnet tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: vigorous insanely creepy jew laser beams

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle garnet tanning salon

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Angry bearded gas station pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: vigorous insanely creepy jew laser beams

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: silver heaven son of senegal

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Mind-boggling native

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Jade curious queen of the night

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: vigorous insanely creepy jew laser beams

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: translucent lodge regret

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: vigorous insanely creepy jew laser beams

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Godawful community account brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Jade curious queen of the night

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: vigorous insanely creepy jew laser beams

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: translucent lodge regret

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: vigorous insanely creepy jew laser beams

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: translucent lodge regret

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle garnet tanning salon

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Burgundy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Sadistic Bronze Karate Private Investor

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Charcoal impressive codepig indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566761)