Date: May 19th, 2026 6:18 AM
Author: Minor Poasting Annoyances (No Future)
There was a group of us at a friend's house playing never have i ever and similar drinking games and we wound up on the topic of the most embarrassing thing anyone ever came to. One cute girl blushed and said a lesbian threesome video she saw in college and you could tell people were getting horny and the situation could have gone a lot of ways.
So it gets to me, and I said, "There's this video from some fetish site that got leaked to one of the second-tier porn tubes. And it's the chubby girl in a lifeguard uniform and she can't stop farting and she's farting so bad and then she has to take off her uniform to fart better and she's so embarrassed because she's farting naked in front of her boss. When I saw that video I came so hard it felt like I was shooting unpopped popcorn kernels out of my dick, lol."
After that the energy in the room changed immediately and people started calling Ubers.
My buddy is really mad because he thought we were gonna score or have an orgy or something.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867415&forum_id=2...id.#49889545)