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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
snowy 180 ticket booth
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
Geriatric state
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
diverse coffee pot
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
Geriatric state
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soggy crimson forum
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excitant sick old irish cottage
  06/27/25
You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
Soul-stirring Hyperventilating Box Office Goyim
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excitant sick old irish cottage
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out-of-control depressive
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Useless Half-breed Sound Barrier
  06/28/25
I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
Navy sneaky criminal plaza
  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
Spruce stead volcanic crater
  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
deranged wonderful main people ceo
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Spruce stead volcanic crater
  06/27/25
the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
provocative milk
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Hairless twinkling set gunner
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sickened cruise ship
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impressive business firm love of her life
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impressive business firm love of her life
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Spectacular Field Wagecucks
  06/28/25
Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
Outnumbered Fanboi Office
  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
Mind-boggling Sanctuary
  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
unholy fat ankles corner
  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
flesh gaped center
  06/27/25
*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
Pungent legal warrant
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impressive business firm love of her life
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soggy crimson forum
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Passionate ultramarine spot sandwich
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I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
Useless Half-breed Sound Barrier
  06/28/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: snowy 180 ticket booth

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: Geriatric state

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: diverse coffee pot

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: Geriatric state

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: soggy crimson forum



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: excitant sick old irish cottage



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Hyperventilating Box Office Goyim

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: excitant sick old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: out-of-control depressive

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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Useless Half-breed Sound Barrier



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: Navy sneaky criminal plaza

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: Spruce stead volcanic crater

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: deranged wonderful main people ceo

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Spruce stead volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: provocative milk

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Hairless twinkling set gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053357)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: sickened cruise ship



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Olive windowlicker background story



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: impressive business firm love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49054728)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: razzmatazz location ratface



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: impressive business firm love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49056968)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Spectacular Field Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49057073)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Outnumbered Fanboi Office

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Sanctuary

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: unholy fat ankles corner

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: flesh gaped center

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Pungent legal warrant

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: impressive business firm love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: soggy crimson forum



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Passionate ultramarine spot sandwich



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Useless Half-breed Sound Barrier

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49057026)