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Most annoying thing about RIFs

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use t...
burgundy hyperactive mother mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
The other thing is that many people assume that if only they...
Shaky Coffee Pot
  06/30/25
100%
burgundy hyperactive mother mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly dep...
Shaky Coffee Pot
  06/30/25
For me it was when they were going to announce the success o...
180 aqua casino new version
  06/30/25
same here. his is my... 15th one?
burgundy hyperactive mother mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
cr
Big henna chapel
  06/30/25
many whites saying this
confused bisexual den
  06/30/25
In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and...
Vivacious jet-lagged juggernaut
  06/30/25
(George Clooney)
irradiated bright locale cuck
  06/30/25
...
Vivacious jet-lagged juggernaut
  06/30/25
Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.
aphrodisiac weed whacker
  06/30/25
?
burgundy hyperactive mother mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
LMAO
Big henna chapel
  06/30/25
🧐
exciting milk
  06/30/25
80% of employees are worthless at best. also, lol at this ...
Pearly Buck-toothed Haunted Graveyard
  06/30/25
TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime le...
Nighttime excitant electric furnace stage
  06/30/25
link?
burgundy hyperactive mother mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&...
Pearly Buck-toothed Haunted Graveyard
  06/30/25
nonresponsive
burgundy hyperactive mother mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings wi...
Big henna chapel
  06/30/25
The the justification to employees is that we need to rights...
burgundy hyperactive mother mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
Go back to your home country then
Rebellious Voyeur Turdskin
  06/30/25
OP is a white guy Although I think he's an honorary Thai...
Magenta box office dopamine
  06/30/25
thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore
burgundy hyperactive mother mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assem...
Magenta box office dopamine
  06/30/25
I got 3 kids now. All with the wife. I would go back to ...
burgundy hyperactive mother mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
have you given up your pussy mongering days?
Magenta box office dopamine
  06/30/25
yes
burgundy hyperactive mother mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
good for you. what led to the change? youre not even int...
Magenta box office dopamine
  07/01/25
i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had ...
burgundy hyperactive mother mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/25
Are you an HR Man
Rebellious Voyeur Turdskin
  06/30/25
no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just g...
burgundy hyperactive mother mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?
irradiated bright locale cuck
  06/30/25
yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?
burgundy hyperactive mother mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))
irradiated bright locale cuck
  06/30/25
B46*
burgundy hyperactive mother mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at
irradiated bright locale cuck
  06/30/25
actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you chang...
burgundy hyperactive mother mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
(guy who def went to law school)
Green resort
  06/30/25
That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. ...
irradiated bright locale cuck
  06/30/25
the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag ...
Green resort
  06/30/25
how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs i...
burgundy hyperactive mother mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have...
Green resort
  06/30/25
jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its ...
burgundy hyperactive mother mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to h...
Rebellious Voyeur Turdskin
  06/30/25
tcr
Shaky Coffee Pot
  06/30/25
Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's ...
Vivacious jet-lagged juggernaut
  06/30/25
Setstein, do you know who talks like that?
Shaky Coffee Pot
  06/30/25
Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would...
lemon indian lodge philosopher-king
  06/30/25
Nahgunawerkhearaneemor
irradiated bright locale cuck
  06/30/25
this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl
exciting milk
  06/30/25
😏
Rebellious Voyeur Turdskin
  06/30/25
I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this...
Shaky Coffee Pot
  06/30/25
*farts cum*
frum coral theater stage goal in life
  06/30/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: burgundy hyperactive mother mad-dog skullcap

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use these people to move the process along.

Also they get zero warning and one day are done and maybe get 1 more paycheck as severance for signing a waiver.

lol @ corporate bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060671)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Shaky Coffee Pot

The other thing is that many people assume that if only they did whatever (some stupid conference or managed some project better) that they would have survived the RIF. In most cases there's a cost savings target and they just go down an org chart. Sometimes entire groups get cut and the work gets sent to a BPO vendor in India. In most cases nothing these people did or didn't do mattered at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060683)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: burgundy hyperactive mother mad-dog skullcap

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060693)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Shaky Coffee Pot

By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly depressing. I basically went from "omg, free market capitalism is the best thing ever" to "Euro style employment laws are probably tcr and this absolutely shouldn't be allowed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060742)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: 180 aqua casino new version

For me it was when they were going to announce the success of a big project and then a regional VP told the corporate communications ppl to tone it down so people wouldn't expect bonuses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: burgundy hyperactive mother mad-dog skullcap

same here. his is my... 15th one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060778)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Big henna chapel

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060873)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: confused bisexual den

many whites saying this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060993)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Vivacious jet-lagged juggernaut

In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and they can leave "blamelessly". You're often doing them a favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060748)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: irradiated bright locale cuck

(George Clooney)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060891)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Vivacious jet-lagged juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061185)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: aphrodisiac weed whacker

Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060754)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: burgundy hyperactive mother mad-dog skullcap

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060780)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Big henna chapel

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060874)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: exciting milk

🧐

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061321)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Pearly Buck-toothed Haunted Graveyard

80% of employees are worthless at best.

also, lol at this sad humblebrag poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Nighttime excitant electric furnace stage

TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime lender in ARE country makes him a captain of industry big shot, it’s lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060793)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: burgundy hyperactive mother mad-dog skullcap

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060871)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Pearly Buck-toothed Haunted Graveyard

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060940)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: burgundy hyperactive mother mad-dog skullcap

nonresponsive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060965)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Big henna chapel

It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings with execs, there isn't a shred of humanity in the room. Everyone outside of their immediate purview is just a number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060881)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: burgundy hyperactive mother mad-dog skullcap

The the justification to employees is that we need to rightsize the company in order to get the "financials in order for stability." But its 100% about hitting certain EBITDA targets for the PE firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060887)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Rebellious Voyeur Turdskin

Go back to your home country then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060900)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Magenta box office dopamine

OP is a white guy

Although I think he's an honorary Thai at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060948)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: burgundy hyperactive mother mad-dog skullcap

thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060967)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Magenta box office dopamine

youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assembling a baby momma Harem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060988)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: burgundy hyperactive mother mad-dog skullcap

I got 3 kids now. All with the wife.

I would go back to TH for vacation or retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060990)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Magenta box office dopamine

have you given up your pussy mongering days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061931)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: burgundy hyperactive mother mad-dog skullcap

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49062159)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: Magenta box office dopamine

good for you. what led to the change?

youre not even into swinging or whatever, thats a big scene here in the States

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49062758)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: burgundy hyperactive mother mad-dog skullcap

i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had the time with 3 kids under age 5 and when my wife was pregnant, i didnt want to fuck others and fuck her for health reasons.

i am hoping i can get back into a lil bit of fun in the next year or so but no rush. hanging out with my kids is #1 for me



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49062768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Rebellious Voyeur Turdskin

Are you an HR Man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060898)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: burgundy hyperactive mother mad-dog skullcap

no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just gets the docs ready and makes a nice message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060911)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: irradiated bright locale cuck

Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060915)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: burgundy hyperactive mother mad-dog skullcap

yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060917)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: irradiated bright locale cuck

=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060928)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: burgundy hyperactive mother mad-dog skullcap

B46*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060944)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: irradiated bright locale cuck

Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060949)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: burgundy hyperactive mother mad-dog skullcap

actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you change things to exclude in the sumif rather than subtract from it.

subtraction is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060951)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Green resort

(guy who def went to law school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060962)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: irradiated bright locale cuck

That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. I'm a liberal artist BTW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061273)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Green resort

the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag about being on the clooney side of the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060957)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: burgundy hyperactive mother mad-dog skullcap

how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs is high up? jfc this is the lowest/dumbest part of my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060963)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Green resort

you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have to get in knife fights with our TDS board and in some cases discuss with congress to get them to stop being fuckheads about this stuff. end off the day fuckheads will be fuckheads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060975)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: burgundy hyperactive mother mad-dog skullcap

jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its actually an embarrassing part of my job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060976)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Rebellious Voyeur Turdskin

paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to his home country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061014)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: Shaky Coffee Pot

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49062047)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Vivacious jet-lagged juggernaut

Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's all shit. RIF them all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: Shaky Coffee Pot

Setstein, do you know who talks like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49062048)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: lemon indian lodge philosopher-king

Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would benefit from a job rotation. All of the direct managers were nodding. And then the VP said rotate outside the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061209)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: irradiated bright locale cuck

Nahgunawerkhearaneemor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061315)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: exciting milk

this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061324)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Rebellious Voyeur Turdskin

😏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061397)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:34 PM
Author: Shaky Coffee Pot

I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061583)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: frum coral theater stage goal in life

*farts cum*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061936)