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Most annoying thing about RIFs

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use t...
Mewling property pozpig
  06/30/25
The other thing is that many people assume that if only they...
Gay Gas Station
  06/30/25
100%
Mewling property pozpig
  06/30/25
By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly dep...
Gay Gas Station
  06/30/25
For me it was when they were going to announce the success o...
Tantric mint forum round eye
  06/30/25
same here. his is my... 15th one?
Mewling property pozpig
  06/30/25
cr
Impertinent Canary Shrine Knife
  06/30/25
many whites saying this
carnelian wonderful garrison
  06/30/25
In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and...
Curious genital piercing immigrant
  06/30/25
(George Clooney)
Sick well-lubricated turdskin piazza
  06/30/25
...
Curious genital piercing immigrant
  06/30/25
Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.
bright crotch
  06/30/25
?
Mewling property pozpig
  06/30/25
LMAO
Impertinent Canary Shrine Knife
  06/30/25
🧐
drab greedy ticket booth
  06/30/25
80% of employees are worthless at best. also, lol at this ...
claret stage partner
  06/30/25
TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime le...
pontificating hospital nibblets
  06/30/25
link?
Mewling property pozpig
  06/30/25
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&...
claret stage partner
  06/30/25
nonresponsive
Mewling property pozpig
  06/30/25
It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings wi...
Impertinent Canary Shrine Knife
  06/30/25
The the justification to employees is that we need to rights...
Mewling property pozpig
  06/30/25
Go back to your home country then
Olive trailer park
  06/30/25
OP is a white guy Although I think he's an honorary Thai...
Aquamarine hall
  06/30/25
thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore
Mewling property pozpig
  06/30/25
youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assem...
Aquamarine hall
  06/30/25
I got 3 kids now. All with the wife. I would go back to ...
Mewling property pozpig
  06/30/25
have you given up your pussy mongering days?
Aquamarine hall
  06/30/25
yes
Mewling property pozpig
  06/30/25
good for you. what led to the change? youre not even int...
Aquamarine hall
  07/01/25
i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had ...
Mewling property pozpig
  07/01/25
Are you an HR Man
Olive trailer park
  06/30/25
no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just g...
Mewling property pozpig
  06/30/25
Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?
Sick well-lubricated turdskin piazza
  06/30/25
yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?
Mewling property pozpig
  06/30/25
=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))
Sick well-lubricated turdskin piazza
  06/30/25
B46*
Mewling property pozpig
  06/30/25
Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at
Sick well-lubricated turdskin piazza
  06/30/25
actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you chang...
Mewling property pozpig
  06/30/25
(guy who def went to law school)
Magenta exhilarant keepsake machete national
  06/30/25
That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. ...
Sick well-lubricated turdskin piazza
  06/30/25
the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag ...
Magenta exhilarant keepsake machete national
  06/30/25
how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs i...
Mewling property pozpig
  06/30/25
you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have...
Magenta exhilarant keepsake machete national
  06/30/25
jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its ...
Mewling property pozpig
  06/30/25
paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to h...
Olive trailer park
  06/30/25
tcr
Gay Gas Station
  06/30/25
Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's ...
Curious genital piercing immigrant
  06/30/25
Setstein, do you know who talks like that?
Gay Gas Station
  06/30/25
Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would...
Territorial self-absorbed market
  06/30/25
Nahgunawerkhearaneemor
Sick well-lubricated turdskin piazza
  06/30/25
this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl
drab greedy ticket booth
  06/30/25
😏
Olive trailer park
  06/30/25
I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this...
Gay Gas Station
  06/30/25
*farts cum*
Doobsian corn cake therapy
  06/30/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Mewling property pozpig

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use these people to move the process along.

Also they get zero warning and one day are done and maybe get 1 more paycheck as severance for signing a waiver.

lol @ corporate bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060671)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Gay Gas Station

The other thing is that many people assume that if only they did whatever (some stupid conference or managed some project better) that they would have survived the RIF. In most cases there's a cost savings target and they just go down an org chart. Sometimes entire groups get cut and the work gets sent to a BPO vendor in India. In most cases nothing these people did or didn't do mattered at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060683)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Mewling property pozpig

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060693)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Gay Gas Station

By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly depressing. I basically went from "omg, free market capitalism is the best thing ever" to "Euro style employment laws are probably tcr and this absolutely shouldn't be allowed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060742)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Tantric mint forum round eye

For me it was when they were going to announce the success of a big project and then a regional VP told the corporate communications ppl to tone it down so people wouldn't expect bonuses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Mewling property pozpig

same here. his is my... 15th one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060778)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Impertinent Canary Shrine Knife

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060873)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: carnelian wonderful garrison

many whites saying this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060993)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Curious genital piercing immigrant

In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and they can leave "blamelessly". You're often doing them a favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060748)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Sick well-lubricated turdskin piazza

(George Clooney)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060891)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Curious genital piercing immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061185)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: bright crotch

Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060754)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Mewling property pozpig

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060780)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Impertinent Canary Shrine Knife

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060874)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: drab greedy ticket booth

🧐

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061321)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: claret stage partner

80% of employees are worthless at best.

also, lol at this sad humblebrag poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: pontificating hospital nibblets

TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime lender in ARE country makes him a captain of industry big shot, it’s lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060793)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Mewling property pozpig

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060871)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: claret stage partner

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060940)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Mewling property pozpig

nonresponsive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060965)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Impertinent Canary Shrine Knife

It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings with execs, there isn't a shred of humanity in the room. Everyone outside of their immediate purview is just a number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060881)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Mewling property pozpig

The the justification to employees is that we need to rightsize the company in order to get the "financials in order for stability." But its 100% about hitting certain EBITDA targets for the PE firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060887)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Olive trailer park

Go back to your home country then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060900)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Aquamarine hall

OP is a white guy

Although I think he's an honorary Thai at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060948)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Mewling property pozpig

thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060967)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Aquamarine hall

youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assembling a baby momma Harem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060988)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Mewling property pozpig

I got 3 kids now. All with the wife.

I would go back to TH for vacation or retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060990)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Aquamarine hall

have you given up your pussy mongering days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061931)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Mewling property pozpig

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49062159)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: Aquamarine hall

good for you. what led to the change?

youre not even into swinging or whatever, thats a big scene here in the States

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49062758)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Mewling property pozpig

i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had the time with 3 kids under age 5 and when my wife was pregnant, i didnt want to fuck others and fuck her for health reasons.

i am hoping i can get back into a lil bit of fun in the next year or so but no rush. hanging out with my kids is #1 for me



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49062768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Olive trailer park

Are you an HR Man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060898)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Mewling property pozpig

no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just gets the docs ready and makes a nice message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060911)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Sick well-lubricated turdskin piazza

Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060915)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Mewling property pozpig

yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060917)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Sick well-lubricated turdskin piazza

=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060928)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Mewling property pozpig

B46*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060944)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Sick well-lubricated turdskin piazza

Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060949)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Mewling property pozpig

actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you change things to exclude in the sumif rather than subtract from it.

subtraction is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060951)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Magenta exhilarant keepsake machete national

(guy who def went to law school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060962)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Sick well-lubricated turdskin piazza

That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. I'm a liberal artist BTW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061273)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Magenta exhilarant keepsake machete national

the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag about being on the clooney side of the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060957)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Mewling property pozpig

how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs is high up? jfc this is the lowest/dumbest part of my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060963)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Magenta exhilarant keepsake machete national

you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have to get in knife fights with our TDS board and in some cases discuss with congress to get them to stop being fuckheads about this stuff. end off the day fuckheads will be fuckheads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060975)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Mewling property pozpig

jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its actually an embarrassing part of my job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060976)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Olive trailer park

paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to his home country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061014)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: Gay Gas Station

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49062047)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Curious genital piercing immigrant

Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's all shit. RIF them all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: Gay Gas Station

Setstein, do you know who talks like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49062048)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Territorial self-absorbed market

Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would benefit from a job rotation. All of the direct managers were nodding. And then the VP said rotate outside the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061209)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Sick well-lubricated turdskin piazza

Nahgunawerkhearaneemor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061315)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: drab greedy ticket booth

this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061324)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Olive trailer park

😏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061397)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:34 PM
Author: Gay Gas Station

I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061583)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Doobsian corn cake therapy

*farts cum*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061936)