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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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low-t passionate den
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Internet-worthy soggy death wish
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
low-t passionate den
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Internet-worthy soggy death wish
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
low-t passionate den
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
orange galvanic sanctuary
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
low-t passionate den
  07/06/25
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narrow-minded haunting abode preventive strike
  07/06/25
18000000000000
awkward cerise pistol son of senegal
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vigorous stubborn hospital
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orange galvanic sanctuary
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Beta Nofapping Resort Dragon
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Irate titillating useless brakes elastic band
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flickering stead hairy legs
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Green nubile property
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seedy hissy fit
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Floppy Cocky Trailer Park Alpha
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Soul-stirring hall
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Territorial laughsome turdskin
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Electric red selfie
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maize market gay wizard
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
vigorous stubborn hospital
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Internet-worthy soggy death wish
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
vigorous stubborn hospital
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
low-t passionate den
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
vigorous stubborn hospital
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Internet-worthy soggy death wish
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
low-t passionate den
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
vigorous stubborn hospital
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
Lemon Locus
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
vigorous stubborn hospital
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
contagious stage mother
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
provocative heaven
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maize market gay wizard
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Irate titillating useless brakes elastic band
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
Bossy concupiscible native
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Razzle greedy lodge brethren
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
canary tanning salon philosopher-king
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Cracking Fluffy Jew
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
low-t passionate den
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
Lemon Locus
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
low-t passionate den
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Cracking Fluffy Jew
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
Lemon Locus
  07/07/25
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Green nubile property
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Cracking Fluffy Jew
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Razzle greedy lodge brethren
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
Lemon Locus
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Green nubile property
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Cracking Fluffy Jew
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Green nubile property
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Cracking Fluffy Jew
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Green nubile property
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Cracking Fluffy Jew
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
Cracking Fluffy Jew
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Irate titillating useless brakes elastic band
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
Green nubile property
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low-t passionate den
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
free-loading alcoholic french chef
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vigorous stubborn hospital
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Green nubile property
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low-t passionate den
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Naked Pozpig
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Soul-stirring hall
  07/11/25
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low-t passionate den
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Zippy Macaca
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: low-t passionate den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Internet-worthy soggy death wish

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: low-t passionate den

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Internet-worthy soggy death wish

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: low-t passionate den

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: orange galvanic sanctuary

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: low-t passionate den

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: narrow-minded haunting abode preventive strike



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: awkward cerise pistol son of senegal

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: vigorous stubborn hospital



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: orange galvanic sanctuary



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Beta Nofapping Resort Dragon



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Irate titillating useless brakes elastic band



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: flickering stead hairy legs



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: canary tanning salon philosopher-king



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Pea-brained Twinkling Theater Stage



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Green nubile property



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: seedy hissy fit



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Floppy Cocky Trailer Park Alpha



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Soul-stirring hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093483)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Territorial laughsome turdskin



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Electric red selfie



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: maize market gay wizard



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: vigorous stubborn hospital

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Internet-worthy soggy death wish

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: vigorous stubborn hospital

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: low-t passionate den

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: vigorous stubborn hospital

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Internet-worthy soggy death wish

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: low-t passionate den

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: vigorous stubborn hospital

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Lemon Locus

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: vigorous stubborn hospital

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: contagious stage mother

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: provocative heaven

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: maize market gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Irate titillating useless brakes elastic band

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Bossy concupiscible native

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Razzle greedy lodge brethren

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: canary tanning salon philosopher-king

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Cracking Fluffy Jew

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: low-t passionate den

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Lemon Locus

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: low-t passionate den

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Cracking Fluffy Jew

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Lemon Locus

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Green nubile property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Cracking Fluffy Jew

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Razzle greedy lodge brethren

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Lemon Locus

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Green nubile property

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Cracking Fluffy Jew

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Green nubile property

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Cracking Fluffy Jew

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Green nubile property

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Cracking Fluffy Jew

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Cracking Fluffy Jew

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Irate titillating useless brakes elastic band



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Green nubile property

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: low-t passionate den



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: free-loading alcoholic french chef

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: vigorous stubborn hospital



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Green nubile property



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: low-t passionate den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49087316)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Naked Pozpig

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Soul-stirring hall

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: low-t passionate den



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Zippy Macaca

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49099235)