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Hey bros, it's me again: Larijani is alive, appears at press conference

https://x.com/_GlobeObserver/status/2033978389527253087 h...
ruddy laughsome set
  03/17/26
Press conference (unconfirmed) https://x.com/BreakingN_RDC/s...
ruddy laughsome set
  03/17/26
lol these Iranians are going to end up with a cadre of South...
Red juggernaut
  03/17/26
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Passionate sex offender
  03/17/26
still vastly better than our ZOG
Irradiated Flickering Athletic Conference
  03/17/26
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Red juggernaut
  03/17/26
the philosopher yet lives!
wine roast beef temple
  03/17/26
and yet he dies! Schrödinger's philosophical terrori...
wine roast beef temple
  03/17/26
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Onyx Brethren Senate
  03/17/26
Not seeing this anywhere else yet. Seems like it would be bl...
Vermilion box office
  03/17/26
https://x.com/BBX_Now/status/2033989735320895803 IRGC did...
ruddy laughsome set
  03/17/26
cr. these are people with a cardboard box ayatollah
Passionate sex offender
  03/17/26
Looks more alive than Bibi
unhinged razzle house
  03/17/26
Update paralegal mo? Surely your Persian twitter accounts wo...
crusty mother
  03/17/26
It was a joke thread. Are you still a kike?
ruddy laughsome set
  03/17/26
Great “joke” man. Hey when you saw the Persian a...
crusty mother
  03/17/26
Yeah, I think hey bros, it's me again, is funny. Link to you...
ruddy laughsome set
  03/17/26
"Iran has confirmed security chief Ali Larijani and Bas...
floppy principal's office pozpig
  03/17/26
Pussy whipped dork with a Persian GF rooting for the Shah to...
ruddy laughsome set
  03/17/26
idgaf about the shah i think kings are gay as shit
floppy principal's office pozpig
  03/17/26
ur done here https://x.com/alilarijani_ir/status/20340108...
Charismatic Tanning Salon
  03/17/26
We don't all bat 1.000. They also killed Khamenei like 5 tim...
ruddy laughsome set
  03/17/26
blow out site investigators are now searching several square...
Dashing school cafeteria halford
  03/17/26


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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: ruddy laughsome set

https://x.com/_GlobeObserver/status/2033978389527253087

https://x.com/iranin_arabic/status/2033958347305517526

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49751550)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: ruddy laughsome set

Press conference (unconfirmed) https://x.com/BreakingN_RDC/status/2033977668031369445

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49751559)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: Red juggernaut

lol these Iranians are going to end up with a cadre of South Park cardboard cut outs as their ruling coalition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49751651)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: Passionate sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49751656)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Irradiated Flickering Athletic Conference

still vastly better than our ZOG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49751662)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Red juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49751669)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: wine roast beef temple

the philosopher yet lives!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49751686)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: wine roast beef temple

and yet he dies!

Schrödinger's philosophical terrorist!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49752093)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Onyx Brethren Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49752344)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:30 PM
Author: Vermilion box office

Not seeing this anywhere else yet. Seems like it would be blowing up everywhere if true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49751695)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:35 PM
Author: ruddy laughsome set

https://x.com/BBX_Now/status/2033989735320895803

IRGC did officially announce martyrdom of Soleimani, but nothing on Larijani yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49751703)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Passionate sex offender

cr. these are people with a cardboard box ayatollah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49751732)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:32 PM
Author: unhinged razzle house

Looks more alive than Bibi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49751696)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: crusty mother

Update paralegal mo? Surely your Persian twitter accounts wouldn’t post fake news right? Also Bibi is dead too?! Do these sources ever get it wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49752026)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: ruddy laughsome set

It was a joke thread. Are you still a kike?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49752306)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: crusty mother

Great “joke” man. Hey when you saw the Persian account post he’s alive, were you thinking “I know he’s dead but I’m going to post this fake news on xoxo, it’ll be really funny.” Would love to understand your mindset. Tell me more brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49752649)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: ruddy laughsome set

Yeah, I think hey bros, it's me again, is funny. Link to your best work? That's what I thought bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49752658)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: floppy principal's office pozpig

"Iran has confirmed security chief Ali Larijani and Basij force commander Gholamreza Soleimani have been killed, according to state media."

lmfao get your shinebox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49752100)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: ruddy laughsome set

Pussy whipped dork with a Persian GF rooting for the Shah to come back -- that's you brother. Remember who you are before speaking ill of your betters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49752311)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 6:41 PM
Author: floppy principal's office pozpig

idgaf about the shah i think kings are gay as shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49752331)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Charismatic Tanning Salon

ur done here

https://x.com/alilarijani_ir/status/2034010862692753518

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49752292)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: ruddy laughsome set

We don't all bat 1.000. They also killed Khamenei like 5 times before they actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49752314)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Dashing school cafeteria halford

blow out site investigators are now searching several square miles for the remains of pm's asshole after he was btfo itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49752679)