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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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special sauce on the sandwich
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me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: histrionic fantasy-prone spot hissy fit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Frum hell personal credit line

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: arrogant twinkling uncleanness mental disorder

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: appetizing hairy legs



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Hairless goal in life



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Motley abusive toaster native

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Motley abusive toaster native

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Cerebral yellow bawdyhouse fanboi



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Impertinent Genital Piercing

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: histrionic fantasy-prone spot hissy fit

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Impertinent Genital Piercing

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: histrionic fantasy-prone spot hissy fit

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Deep laughsome therapy



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: curious ruby nibblets

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Glittery death wish

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: histrionic fantasy-prone spot hissy fit

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: curious ruby nibblets

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: histrionic fantasy-prone spot hissy fit

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: curious ruby nibblets

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: arrogant twinkling uncleanness mental disorder

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Cerebral yellow bawdyhouse fanboi



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Pea-brained aqua trailer park milk

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: sickened dingle berry set

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Gay infuriating ticket booth circlehead

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Frum hell personal credit line

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: sickened dingle berry set



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: hairraiser crackhouse turdskin

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Frum hell personal credit line

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: histrionic fantasy-prone spot hissy fit

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Rose Den Partner

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Violet wonderful institution roast beef

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Jimmy Zambo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Thriller Meetinghouse

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: curious ruby nibblets

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: arrogant twinkling uncleanness mental disorder

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: bistre pungent garrison

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: histrionic fantasy-prone spot hissy fit

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: arrogant twinkling uncleanness mental disorder

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Thriller Meetinghouse

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: histrionic fantasy-prone spot hissy fit

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Thriller Meetinghouse

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Violet wonderful institution roast beef

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: arrogant twinkling uncleanness mental disorder

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Thriller Meetinghouse

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: arrogant twinkling uncleanness mental disorder

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: bistre pungent garrison

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: arrogant twinkling uncleanness mental disorder

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: marvelous well-lubricated corner potus

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Thriller Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: arrogant twinkling uncleanness mental disorder

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: house-broken casino macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: house-broken casino macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Contagious wild business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: arousing lettuce house

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Impertinent Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: harsh ladyboy property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Heady office boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: stubborn university kitty

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: sickened dingle berry set

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Thriller Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Navy newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Walnut lay hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Coral space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: fishy home nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed black woman chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: exhilarant lemon stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: charismatic plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: fishy home nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Olive adventurous base sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Olive adventurous base sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Spectacular whorehouse friendly grandma

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Jimmy Zambo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Grizzly halford patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: marvelous well-lubricated corner potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: bateful goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: stubborn university kitty

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: buff soul-stirring juggernaut french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Olive adventurous base sandwich

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Dashing Garnet Abode Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: arrogant twinkling uncleanness mental disorder

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: copper national security agency

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: arrogant twinkling uncleanness mental disorder

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: bistre pungent garrison

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: arrogant twinkling uncleanness mental disorder

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: 180 painfully honest gas station

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Thriller Meetinghouse

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: marvelous well-lubricated corner potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: stubborn university kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Underhanded area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Cordovan School Cafeteria Tank

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: emerald slap-happy center degenerate

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Pale razzle-dazzle dilemma

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: curious ruby nibblets

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: hyperactive parlour preventive strike

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: aquamarine pistol skinny woman

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Thriller Meetinghouse

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: bistre pungent garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: appetizing hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: bistre pungent garrison

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: fragrant scarlet selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Clear Mexican Market

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: orchid thirsty telephone

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: odious nubile giraffe church building

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: curious ruby nibblets

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: odious nubile giraffe church building

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: bistre pungent garrison

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Clear Mexican Market

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Mind-boggling jade cuckold

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Cerebral yellow bawdyhouse fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: lilac piazza

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: stubborn university kitty

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Red gaming laptop

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: jet cracking cruise ship mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: bistre pungent garrison

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Hot excitant site pervert

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: aphrodisiac salmon range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: bistre pungent garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Razzle Mildly Autistic Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Motley abusive toaster native

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Passionate green filthpig national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: arousing lettuce house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Lascivious Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: bistre pungent garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Passionate green filthpig national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: bistre pungent garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: arousing lettuce house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: bistre pungent garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Fighting main people orchestra pit

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: arousing lettuce house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: aquamarine pistol skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: purple metal nursing home digit ratio

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: house-broken casino macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: racy crimson faggotry depressive

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: racy crimson faggotry depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: stimulating jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: appetizing hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: arousing lettuce house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Coiffed Love Of Her Life Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Contagious wild business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: apoplectic library

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: sapphire alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Supple Public Bath Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: apoplectic library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: apoplectic library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: pearly diverse coffee pot pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: sapphire alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: insecure forum

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: histrionic fantasy-prone spot hissy fit

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: vigorous box office haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Doobsian locus

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Cobalt free-loading indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: house-broken casino macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: house-broken casino macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Contagious wild business firm

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: aquamarine pistol skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: out-of-control water buffalo step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: big faggot firefighter reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Irradiated Brass Deer Antler

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: house-broken casino macaca

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: canary stirring menage associate

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Lime Tripping Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: arousing lettuce house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: arousing lettuce house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Lime Tripping Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Razzmatazz organic girlfriend

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Insane smoky ape dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Carmine comical background story brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Violent Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Lascivious Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Coiffed Love Of Her Life Private Investor

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: swashbuckling hateful location

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Lime Tripping Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: kink-friendly saffron tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: arousing lettuce house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: kink-friendly saffron tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Hot excitant site pervert

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Exciting theatre

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Massive flesh lodge

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: fishy home nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: awkward concupiscible church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Massive flesh lodge

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: awkward concupiscible church

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Massive flesh lodge

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Massive flesh lodge

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Cobalt free-loading indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: slimy travel guidebook address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: arousing lettuce house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Aromatic wine resort useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Multi-colored dun people who are hurt generalized bond

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed black woman chapel

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: ultramarine state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: big faggot firefighter reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: rebellious legend laser beams

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: self-absorbed heaven multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: amethyst overrated famous landscape painting gunner

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: sapphire alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Milky Kitchen

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Magenta foreskin incel

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Hairless goal in life

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: buttfaggot (✅🍑)

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#49077482)