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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
rebellious shrine candlestick maker
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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Sounds like you are fucked bro
Histrionic Forum Ceo
  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
rebellious shrine candlestick maker
  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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  07/31/16
i considered that but i dont think so.
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That poztartar
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
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  07/31/16
oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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how so?
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: rebellious shrine candlestick maker

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: up-to-no-good elite den double fault

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Geriatric School Cafeteria New Version

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Ocher fat ankles



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Chest-beating adulterous pit



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Crusty Rigpig Lodge

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Crusty Rigpig Lodge

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: confused yarmulke



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Histrionic Forum Ceo

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: rebellious shrine candlestick maker

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Histrionic Forum Ceo

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: rebellious shrine candlestick maker

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: curious deer antler rehab



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Magical Insanely Creepy Fortuitous Meteor

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Sticky location messiness

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: rebellious shrine candlestick maker

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Magical Insanely Creepy Fortuitous Meteor

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: rebellious shrine candlestick maker

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Magical Insanely Creepy Fortuitous Meteor

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Geriatric School Cafeteria New Version

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: confused yarmulke



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: aphrodisiac digit ratio

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Fuchsia piazza

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: floppy lemon national

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: up-to-no-good elite den double fault

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Fuchsia piazza



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Bisexual Business Firm

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: up-to-no-good elite den double fault

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: rebellious shrine candlestick maker

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: cream mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Territorial Really Tough Guy

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Apoplectic hairless locus liquid oxygen

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Jimmy Zambo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: sable deep selfie

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Magical Insanely Creepy Fortuitous Meteor

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Geriatric School Cafeteria New Version

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: charismatic site

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: rebellious shrine candlestick maker

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Geriatric School Cafeteria New Version

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: sable deep selfie

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: rebellious shrine candlestick maker

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: sable deep selfie

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Apoplectic hairless locus liquid oxygen

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Geriatric School Cafeteria New Version

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: sable deep selfie

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Geriatric School Cafeteria New Version

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: charismatic site

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Geriatric School Cafeteria New Version

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: metal boistinker

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: sable deep selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Geriatric School Cafeteria New Version

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: turquoise multi-colored kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: turquoise multi-colored kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Talented dun nursing home coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Honey-headed vivacious box office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Histrionic Forum Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Motley Sanctuary Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Swashbuckling bat shit crazy scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Brass public bath

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Fuchsia piazza

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: sable deep selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Poppy mind-boggling spot puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Underhanded Bearded Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: buck-toothed galvanic plaza community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: scarlet unhinged brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Hilarious maize quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: flesh frum address old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: deranged knife personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: scarlet unhinged brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Saffron Laughsome Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Saffron Laughsome Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: passionate mustard heaven

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Jimmy Zambo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: black theater death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: metal boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: duck-like nighttime dysfunction whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Brass public bath

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: zombie-like lascivious background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Saffron Laughsome Property

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Magenta Excitant Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Geriatric School Cafeteria New Version

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Pink self-absorbed parlor half-breed

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Geriatric School Cafeteria New Version

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: charismatic site

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Geriatric School Cafeteria New Version

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Sinister Reading Party

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: sable deep selfie

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: metal boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Brass public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Titillating learning disabled associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: thriller aqua set dragon

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: racy shivering bawdyhouse therapy

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Umber haunting field

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Magical Insanely Creepy Fortuitous Meteor

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Pearl dilemma organic girlfriend

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Beady-eyed lay fanboi

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: sable deep selfie

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: charismatic site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Ocher fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: charismatic site

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Splenetic Sapphire Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: fragrant cheese-eating space depressive

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: supple kitty cat philosopher-king

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Vengeful friendly grandma

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Magical Insanely Creepy Fortuitous Meteor

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Vengeful friendly grandma

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: charismatic site

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: fragrant cheese-eating space depressive

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: useless painfully honest multi-billionaire goyim

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: confused yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: jade offensive queen of the night

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Brass public bath

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Wild amber abode milk

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Cracking Idiot Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: charismatic site

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: lilac orchestra pit international law enforcement agency

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Topaz marvelous market incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: charismatic site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Vibrant Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Crusty Rigpig Lodge

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: dark heady black woman trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Honey-headed vivacious box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Mewling national security agency turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: charismatic site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: dark heady black woman trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: charismatic site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Honey-headed vivacious box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: charismatic site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: 180 corner telephone

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Honey-headed vivacious box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Beady-eyed lay fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: chestnut provocative idea he suggested volcanic crater

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: turquoise multi-colored kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Stirring step-uncle's house gay wizard

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Stirring step-uncle's house gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: insecure jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Ocher fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Honey-headed vivacious box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Stimulating Feces University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Talented dun nursing home coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Exhilarant Aquamarine Church

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Codepig Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: emerald skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant Aquamarine Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Exhilarant Aquamarine Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: exciting newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Codepig Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: boyish parlour

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: rebellious shrine candlestick maker

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Drunken windowlicker state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: coiffed school preventive strike

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: electric pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: turquoise multi-colored kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: turquoise multi-colored kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Talented dun nursing home coldplay fan

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Beady-eyed lay fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Slimy Bonkers Garrison Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Cerebral Point Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: idiotic cruise ship

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: turquoise multi-colored kitchen

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Onyx meetinghouse

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: overrated home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Honey-headed vivacious box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Honey-headed vivacious box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: overrated home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Mahogany tanning salon pervert

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Odious Internal Respiration Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Aromatic Balding Station Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Misunderstood native filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Mewling national security agency turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Stimulating Feces University

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: vigorous flatulent range partner

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: overrated home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: opaque nudist voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Honey-headed vivacious box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: opaque nudist voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: lilac orchestra pit international law enforcement agency

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Frozen juggernaut

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: fantasy-prone center

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: scarlet unhinged brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: irradiated party of the first part macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: fantasy-prone center

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: irradiated party of the first part macaca

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: fantasy-prone center

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: fantasy-prone center

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: electric pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Slap-happy Locale Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Honey-headed vivacious box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Beta travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Out-of-control Hunting Ground Sweet Tailpipe

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Hilarious maize quadroon

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Iridescent hairraiser useless brakes base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Cerebral Point Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: violet medicated prole stage

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: amethyst sexy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Hideous chapel

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Codepig Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Smoky harsh antidepressant drug

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Trip Wagecucks Hall

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Chest-beating adulterous pit

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: buttfaggot (✅🍑)

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#49077482)