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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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  07/31/16
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me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: poppy provocative mood stead

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Spectacular Locus Pisswyrm

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Razzle Rebellious Market New Version

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Ocher national rigor



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Stirring Kitchen



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: histrionic alpha

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: histrionic alpha

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Translucent vigorous pervert



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Avocado cuck

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: poppy provocative mood stead

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Avocado cuck

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: poppy provocative mood stead

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Flatulent carnelian community account ticket booth



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: nudist zippy circlehead sandwich

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Red mind-boggling gunner

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: poppy provocative mood stead

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: nudist zippy circlehead sandwich

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: poppy provocative mood stead

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: nudist zippy circlehead sandwich

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Razzle Rebellious Market New Version

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Translucent vigorous pervert



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Alcoholic dead juggernaut school cafeteria

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Shimmering doobsian potus school

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Excitant Bisexual Partner Office

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Spectacular Locus Pisswyrm

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Shimmering doobsian potus school



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: White trailer park personal credit line

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Spectacular Locus Pisswyrm

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: poppy provocative mood stead

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: diverse bronze indian lodge indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: exciting abode

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: peach genital piercing

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Cerise range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Boyish Bat Shit Crazy Hell

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: nudist zippy circlehead sandwich

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Razzle Rebellious Market New Version

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: black macaca

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: poppy provocative mood stead

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Razzle Rebellious Market New Version

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Boyish Bat Shit Crazy Hell

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: poppy provocative mood stead

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Boyish Bat Shit Crazy Hell

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: peach genital piercing

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Razzle Rebellious Market New Version

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Boyish Bat Shit Crazy Hell

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Razzle Rebellious Market New Version

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: black macaca

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Razzle Rebellious Market New Version

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Spruce yapping pocket flask

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Boyish Bat Shit Crazy Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Razzle Rebellious Market New Version

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: pontificating nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: pontificating nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: disgusting umber nibblets headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Arousing Meetinghouse Pistol

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Avocado cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Opaque Becky Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Hideous roommate international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: charcoal slap-happy telephone

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Shimmering doobsian potus school

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Boyish Bat Shit Crazy Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Talented Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Filthy Faggot Firefighter Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Salmon Dilemma Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: well-lubricated internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Dashing base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Domesticated stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: big-titted grizzly french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: well-lubricated internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Titillating Lavender Place Of Business Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Titillating Lavender Place Of Business Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: amethyst laser beams

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44378175)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Post nut horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#49777463)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

This poast is 2016 lol you're old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#49777473)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Cerise range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Big Nofapping Boltzmann Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Spruce yapping pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: violet state weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: charcoal slap-happy telephone

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Mustard filthpig dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Titillating Lavender Place Of Business Business Firm

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: insane vivacious quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Razzle Rebellious Market New Version

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: offensive sooty foreskin

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Razzle Rebellious Market New Version

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: black macaca

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Razzle Rebellious Market New Version

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: effete cruise ship

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Boyish Bat Shit Crazy Hell

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Spruce yapping pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: charcoal slap-happy telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: glittery coiffed hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: balding sticky heaven philosopher-king

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: maize supple lay

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: wine private investor

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: nudist zippy circlehead sandwich

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: curious tan resort

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: passionate theatre trump supporter

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Boyish Bat Shit Crazy Hell

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: black macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Ocher national rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: black macaca

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: plum racy tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Irradiated twinkling turdskin sneaky criminal

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: motley parlor

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Citrine Piazza

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: nudist zippy circlehead sandwich

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Citrine Piazza

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: black macaca

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Irradiated twinkling turdskin sneaky criminal

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Bateful selfie

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Translucent vigorous pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Hairraiser Digit Ratio

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: charcoal slap-happy telephone

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: contagious gay wizard step-uncle's house

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: flickering rambunctious brunch tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: black macaca

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Floppy half-breed

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle french whorehouse



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: black macaca



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: laughsome fat ankles native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: histrionic alpha

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Naked Menage Incel



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Arousing Meetinghouse Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Heady Famous Landscape Painting Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: black macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Naked Menage Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: black macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Arousing Meetinghouse Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: black macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Mischievous Copper Stag Film

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Arousing Meetinghouse Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: passionate theatre trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: glassy cruel-hearted orchestra pit

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: pontificating nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: olive nighttime property masturbator

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: olive nighttime property masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: medicated main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Ocher national rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Arousing Meetinghouse Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: frozen cobalt chapel persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: disgusting umber nibblets headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Canary Site Striped Hyena

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Sapphire parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: aromatic keepsake machete lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Canary Site Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Canary Site Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Chocolate house-broken institution patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Sapphire parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: milky ceo

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: poppy provocative mood stead

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Silver Sex Offender Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: lake indecent queen of the night

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Cerebral crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: pontificating nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: pontificating nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: disgusting umber nibblets headpube

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: passionate theatre trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: apoplectic adventurous house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Cracking garrison stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: vermilion clown

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: pontificating nursing home

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Indigo Degenerate

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Fragrant Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Arousing Meetinghouse Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Arousing Meetinghouse Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Fragrant Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: ultramarine bearded space

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: High-end forum therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: comical navy casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Heady Famous Landscape Painting Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: frozen cobalt chapel persian

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: iridescent theater

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Fragrant Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: fluffy shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Arousing Meetinghouse Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: fluffy shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Floppy half-breed

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Charismatic Tanning Salon Factory Reset Button

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: exhilarant very tactful ladyboy

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: well-lubricated internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: cowardly voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: exhilarant very tactful ladyboy

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: cowardly voyeur

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: exhilarant very tactful ladyboy

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: exhilarant very tactful ladyboy

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Cerebral crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: gold vibrant mental disorder chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Arousing Meetinghouse Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Electric bespoke public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac theater stage travel guidebook

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Dashing base

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: multi-colored generalized bond mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Cracking garrison stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: sienna hot bawdyhouse

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Mahogany Azn Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: emerald coffee pot

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Sapphire parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: stimulating rose giraffe

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Greedy vengeful legend point

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Stirring Kitchen

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Cracking garrison stain

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: jet-lagged chartreuse idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Stirring Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#49735840)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

10 years, wow. I think about this all the time. XO is a moveable feast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#49777531)