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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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  07/31/16
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me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Heady arrogant hall

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: hairraiser church

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Hideous Organic Girlfriend Locale

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: nofapping state ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Ruby fanboi



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Trip home

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Trip home

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: swollen turquoise masturbator school cafeteria



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: slimy swashbuckling office double fault

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Heady arrogant hall

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: slimy swashbuckling office double fault

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Heady arrogant hall

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: lime hot piazza goal in life



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Claret histrionic dilemma

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Zombie-like shitlib

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Heady arrogant hall

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Claret histrionic dilemma

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Heady arrogant hall

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Claret histrionic dilemma

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Hideous Organic Girlfriend Locale

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: swollen turquoise masturbator school cafeteria



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Aggressive main people principal's office

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Sticky Laser Beams Library

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: mewling cocky degenerate

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: hairraiser church

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Sticky Laser Beams Library



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: blathering parlor mental disorder

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: hairraiser church

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Heady arrogant hall

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Spectacular native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: comical roast beef parlour

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: lake hissy fit

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: aqua frum turdskin site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: motley theatre

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Claret histrionic dilemma

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Hideous Organic Girlfriend Locale

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Flesh kitchen

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Heady arrogant hall

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Hideous Organic Girlfriend Locale

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: motley theatre

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Heady arrogant hall

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: motley theatre

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: lake hissy fit

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Hideous Organic Girlfriend Locale

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: motley theatre

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Hideous Organic Girlfriend Locale

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Flesh kitchen

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Hideous Organic Girlfriend Locale

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: pontificating passionate potus

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: motley theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Hideous Organic Girlfriend Locale

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Walnut feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Walnut feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: submissive poppy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Multi-colored Alcoholic Orchestra Pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: slimy swashbuckling office double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: adventurous ungodly stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Fishy area legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Startling windowlicker institution

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Sticky Laser Beams Library

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: motley theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: autistic mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: confused reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Diverse Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Sepia hyperventilating selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: mauve center nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Indecent orange dingle berry forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Beady-eyed base circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Sepia hyperventilating selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: titillating yarmulke mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: titillating yarmulke mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Curious Philosopher-king

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44378175)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Maniacal sadistic heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#49777463)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: supple halford

This poast is 2016 lol you're old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#49777473)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: aqua frum turdskin site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: dark impertinent genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: pontificating passionate potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: pearly greedy gas station rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Startling windowlicker institution

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: jet new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: titillating yarmulke mood

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Mustard Irradiated Ape Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Hideous Organic Girlfriend Locale

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Talented amethyst kitty cat

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Hideous Organic Girlfriend Locale

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Flesh kitchen

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Hideous Organic Girlfriend Locale

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Doobsian corner

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: motley theatre

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: pontificating passionate potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Startling windowlicker institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Stubborn shimmering house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Alcoholic doctorate antidepressant drug

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: contagious stain

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Fighting Self-absorbed Station

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Claret histrionic dilemma

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: wine liquid oxygen

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: gay buck-toothed incel

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: motley theatre

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Flesh kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: nofapping state ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Flesh kitchen

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Henna Mad Cow Disease Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: boyish erotic affirmative action

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Plum Location Gunner

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Concupiscible stage dysfunction

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Claret histrionic dilemma

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Concupiscible stage dysfunction

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Flesh kitchen

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: boyish erotic affirmative action

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: flatulent duck-like persian

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: swollen turquoise masturbator school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Vivacious skinny woman

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Startling windowlicker institution

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Bossy Abode

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Flesh kitchen

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: cordovan harsh milk roommate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Sickened meetinghouse round eye



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Flesh kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Lilac spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Trip home

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Cowardly laughsome chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Multi-colored Alcoholic Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: tantric preventive strike messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Flesh kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Cowardly laughsome chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Flesh kitchen



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Multi-colored Alcoholic Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Flesh kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Odious crackhouse

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Multi-colored Alcoholic Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: gay buck-toothed incel



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: onyx exhilarant goyim

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Walnut feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: insanely creepy bawdyhouse striped hyena

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: insanely creepy bawdyhouse striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Underhanded casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: nofapping state ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Multi-colored Alcoholic Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Apoplectic Stimulating Sound Barrier Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: submissive poppy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: electric impressive indirect expression

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Floppy scarlet indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: violent nursing home people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: electric impressive indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: electric impressive indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: zippy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Floppy scarlet indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Sapphire mildly autistic pistol

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Heady arrogant hall

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Ultramarine vengeful school patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: chrome blood rage volcanic crater

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Charismatic Hell Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Walnut feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Walnut feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: submissive poppy ticket booth

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: gay buck-toothed incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Thriller yellow puppy national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: pea-brained fragrant jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Obsidian territorial community account

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Walnut feces

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: talking jew

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle glassy national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Multi-colored Alcoholic Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Multi-colored Alcoholic Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle glassy national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Lavender mediation

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: drab psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: 180 bearded property becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: hateful judgmental temple tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: tantric preventive strike messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Apoplectic Stimulating Sound Barrier Den

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Thirsty citrine menage nibblets

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle glassy national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: splenetic cerise cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Multi-colored Alcoholic Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: splenetic cerise cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: cordovan harsh milk roommate

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Spruce balding university

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Lascivious wagecucks

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Sepia hyperventilating selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: slate cracking field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Lascivious wagecucks

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: slate cracking field

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Lascivious wagecucks

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Lascivious wagecucks

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Charismatic Hell Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: green bisexual quadroon famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Multi-colored Alcoholic Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Out-of-control whorehouse filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: French karate death wish

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: mauve center nowag

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: provocative associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: pea-brained fragrant jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: aphrodisiac umber pisswyrm

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: very tactful address toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Saffron chest-beating wrinkle public bath

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Floppy scarlet indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Hilarious vigorous lodge son of senegal

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Topaz Abusive Pozpig Set

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Ruby fanboi

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: pea-brained fragrant jap

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: khaki range really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Ruby fanboi



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Date: March 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: Naked disturbing legend resort

10 years, wow. I think about this all the time. XO is a moveable feast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#49777531)