\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Was whokebe circa 2005 the real whokebe?

I just remember the guy constantly asking people "are w...
Dun school sneaky criminal
  10/31/12
to ponder whokebe is to ponder the internet is to ponder the...
godawful cruise ship party of the first part
  10/31/12
I lay awake in bed for four hours last night wondering this ...
Swashbuckling hissy fit dingle berry
  10/31/12
Real or not, he was one creepy bastard. "No we are n...
Dun school sneaky criminal
  10/31/12
It all blurred in 2005 (at the latest), because at least one...
Swashbuckling hissy fit dingle berry
  10/31/12
Ok, so I guess I'm talking about the original Whok. I won...
Dun school sneaky criminal
  10/31/12
...
Stimulating sticky genital piercing
  12/26/19
nigger
irradiated gay background story
  12/26/19
The 'real whokebe' is relative. The whok from 2005 was the r...
flatulent theatre
  12/26/19
what is 'box'?
awkward preventive strike pocket flask
  12/26/19
In Spanish we call it box, but I'm just referring to boxing,...
flatulent theatre
  12/26/19
?
awkward preventive strike pocket flask
  12/26/19
What's the question, son? I wrote you an answer that anyone ...
flatulent theatre
  12/26/19
Why so Spics call boxing 'box'?
awkward preventive strike pocket flask
  12/26/19
I dunno, man. The right word is boxeo, but they colloquially...
flatulent theatre
  12/26/19
...
flatulent theatre
  12/26/19
pretty sure the real whokobe didn't post here since 2004. an...
Stirring Parlour
  12/26/19
He’s like the Dread Pirate Roberts except much gayer
180 naked pistol range
  12/26/19
The real whokebe met Earl in 2009ish and they recently had t...
flatulent theatre
  12/26/19
...
flatulent theatre
  12/26/19
...
Zippy rambunctious boiling water
  07/14/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2012 12:42 PM
Author: Dun school sneaky criminal

I just remember the guy constantly asking people "are we friends"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2098336&forum_id=2...id.#21932524)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2012 1:14 PM
Author: godawful cruise ship party of the first part

to ponder whokebe is to ponder the internet is to ponder the universe

we are all people colliding randomly into one another, like so many marbles shifting throughout the universe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2098336&forum_id=2...id.#21932702)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2012 1:07 PM
Author: Swashbuckling hissy fit dingle berry

I lay awake in bed for four hours last night wondering this same thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2098336&forum_id=2...id.#21932654)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: Dun school sneaky criminal

Real or not, he was one creepy bastard.

"No we are not friends and I hope you burn in hell"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2098336&forum_id=2...id.#21932657)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2012 1:19 PM
Author: Swashbuckling hissy fit dingle berry

It all blurred in 2005 (at the latest), because at least one imposter Whok sprung up (whobeke?) who posted much more often than the real one. He mostly just N-threaded and for some reason few people were unable to distinguish between the two, so whok got a rep as a racist.

The original Whok moniker disappeared around this time, and there have been dozens of accounts since then claiming to be him, none of whom ever really acted like the original Whok, but basically everyone accepted the fact that he was the real deal.

Original Whok shtick = kindness, FRIEND, finance! and that's about it. Everything beyond that (even the master man shit) is apocrypha and likely the work of multiple posters over the years who adopted the Whok persona for some reason or another

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2098336&forum_id=2...id.#21932734)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Dun school sneaky criminal

Ok, so I guess I'm talking about the original Whok.

I wonder what about the Whok made people want to impersonate him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2098336&forum_id=2...id.#21932743)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2019 4:24 AM
Author: Stimulating sticky genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2098336&forum_id=2...id.#39326803)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2019 1:55 PM
Author: irradiated gay background story

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2098336&forum_id=2...id.#39328972)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2019 4:31 AM
Author: flatulent theatre

The 'real whokebe' is relative. The whok from 2005 was the real whokebe back then, but he retired and a new real whokebe emerged. They were slightly different. The 2005 whok was also chased down by jinx and he was more interested in Finance, the NBA, novel writing and being friends with everyone. The new real whokebe is into jazz, hates writing, is into Medicine, boxing, and has zero interest in kindness or friendship, but cares only about money and hears jinx's voice in his head.

Two whokebes, two completely different people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2098336&forum_id=2...id.#39326804)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2019 4:32 AM
Author: awkward preventive strike pocket flask

what is 'box'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2098336&forum_id=2...id.#39326805)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2019 4:49 AM
Author: flatulent theatre

In Spanish we call it box, but I'm just referring to boxing, man. Was that real hard to figure out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2098336&forum_id=2...id.#39326811)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2019 4:55 AM
Author: awkward preventive strike pocket flask

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2098336&forum_id=2...id.#39326826)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2019 4:59 AM
Author: flatulent theatre

What's the question, son? I wrote you an answer that anyone with a normal brain cell count can easily understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2098336&forum_id=2...id.#39326837)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2019 5:01 AM
Author: awkward preventive strike pocket flask

Why so Spics call boxing 'box'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2098336&forum_id=2...id.#39326840)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2019 5:07 AM
Author: flatulent theatre

I dunno, man. The right word is boxeo, but they colloquially call it 'box'.

https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxeo

Either way, what do you think about the original whokebe and the imposters?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2098336&forum_id=2...id.#39326853)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2019 9:06 AM
Author: flatulent theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2098336&forum_id=2...id.#39327439)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2019 9:13 AM
Author: Stirring Parlour

pretty sure the real whokobe didn't post here since 2004. and by real i mean the first asian body typing under that moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2098336&forum_id=2...id.#39327471)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2019 2:01 PM
Author: 180 naked pistol range

He’s like the Dread Pirate Roberts except much gayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2098336&forum_id=2...id.#39329001)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: flatulent theatre

The real whokebe met Earl in 2009ish and they recently had to confirm this for a HUGE watchmen problem. So the real whokebe is still poasting today, confirmed by a reg (earl).

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766470&forum_id=2#34463124

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2098336&forum_id=2...id.#39329050)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2019 3:55 PM
Author: flatulent theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2098336&forum_id=2...id.#39329623)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 3:01 AM
Author: Zippy rambunctious boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2098336&forum_id=2...id.#49099611)