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Kevin Smith movies have aged well at all. Pure Gen-X trash.

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idiotic cheese-eating school cafeteria factory reset button
  01/26/13
They always were trash
Confused Walnut Sandwich
  01/26/13
Cr. I'm gen X and never cared for his movies even when they ...
Slimy bronze area athletic conference
  01/26/13
i still like mallrats. anytime smith tried to make a serious...
Crusty hunting ground resort
  01/26/13
I'm watching Mallrats now. It's what prompted me to make th...
idiotic cheese-eating school cafeteria factory reset button
  01/26/13
Mallrats is pretty much unwatchable for anything but nostalg...
harsh theater
  01/26/13
LOL NICE SELF PWN FAGGOT/KEVIN SMITH SUPERFAN!!!
cordovan sticky pervert
  01/26/13
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Comical slate famous landscape painting kitchen
  01/26/13
I don't know about this. Watched Clerks the other day, and I...
Dull feces bawdyhouse
  01/26/13
at least it has susanne by weezer
Galvanic Address Sound Barrier
  01/26/13
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Free-loading house-broken toilet seat
  06/22/25
These movies sucked back then too IMO
Arousing cruise ship faggot firefighter
  06/22/25
Clerks was at least something different when it came out. Ag...
Haunting vibrant scourge upon the earth public bath
  06/22/25
Imo critics thought it was intellectual bc it was black and ...
Free-loading house-broken toilet seat
  06/23/25
Yeah I guess it got promoted cause the tastemakers thought &...
Haunting vibrant scourge upon the earth public bath
  06/23/25
As Losers it is incumbent on us to drag him back into the cr...
Free-loading house-broken toilet seat
  06/23/25
I wonder if he fooled people cause his phenotype is *that* b...
Haunting vibrant scourge upon the earth public bath
  06/23/25
Imo a bunch of boomer jew yuppies were sitting around and we...
Free-loading house-broken toilet seat
  06/23/25
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Honey-headed Histrionic Set
  06/23/25
The reality is so much worse than this. Jew Jersey is a jeet...
Dun national security agency
  06/23/25
You’re only talking about ashkenazi Jews right? Im Sep...
Free-loading house-broken toilet seat
  06/23/25
thought this thread was about Kevin James
Charcoal Step-uncle's House Turdskin
  06/22/25
dude weed lol
Honey-headed Histrionic Set
  06/22/25
Clerks, mallrats and chasing Amy are 180
gaped weed whacker friendly grandma
  06/22/25
IIRC those were actually a trilogy, you needed to watch them...
Tripping parlor
  06/22/25
Paul Blart Mallcop holds up great.
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  06/22/25
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Charcoal Step-uncle's House Turdskin
  06/23/25
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Dun national security agency
  06/23/25
Clerks holds up great and I’m very fond of Clerks 2 ev...
Blue hyperventilating stage
  06/23/25
They were never good to begin with.
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  06/23/25
cr
Insecure sooty cuck
  06/23/25
Clerks, Mallrats, & Dogma were all Triumphs
ebony casino
  06/23/25
the issue is he should never have made movies in the first p...
Stirring bearded giraffe sex offender
  06/23/25
That never would’ve happened in the 90s.
Free-loading house-broken toilet seat
  06/23/25
probably true. I believe comedy central was around at that t...
Stirring bearded giraffe sex offender
  06/23/25


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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:13 PM
Author: idiotic cheese-eating school cafeteria factory reset button

*haven't

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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:14 PM
Author: Confused Walnut Sandwich

They always were trash

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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: Slimy bronze area athletic conference

Cr. I'm gen X and never cared for his movies even when they were new

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2...id.#22507304)



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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: Crusty hunting ground resort

i still like mallrats. anytime smith tried to make a serious point he sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2...id.#22507209)



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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:29 PM
Author: idiotic cheese-eating school cafeteria factory reset button

I'm watching Mallrats now. It's what prompted me to make this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2...id.#22507254)



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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:41 PM
Author: harsh theater

Mallrats is pretty much unwatchable for anything but nostalgic value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2...id.#22507321)



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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:39 PM
Author: cordovan sticky pervert

LOL NICE SELF PWN FAGGOT/KEVIN SMITH SUPERFAN!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2...id.#22507308)



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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:42 PM
Author: Comical slate famous landscape painting kitchen



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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:46 PM
Author: Dull feces bawdyhouse

I don't know about this. Watched Clerks the other day, and I was thoroughly entertained, almost like running into an old fiend who I haven't seen since the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2...id.#22507337)



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Date: January 26th, 2013 1:34 PM
Author: Galvanic Address Sound Barrier

at least it has susanne by weezer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2...id.#22507577)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: Free-loading house-broken toilet seat



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: Arousing cruise ship faggot firefighter

These movies sucked back then too IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2...id.#49041457)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 10:08 PM
Author: Haunting vibrant scourge upon the earth public bath

Clerks was at least something different when it came out. Agree on everything else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2...id.#49041472)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 7:16 AM
Author: Free-loading house-broken toilet seat

Imo critics thought it was intellectual bc it was black and white and they didn’t realize smith was a prole Loser and the movie is about him (except he didn’t fuck 12 girls) and it’s the exact store he worked at. Like they thought he was being ironic or decrying NAFTA because it was 1994 and he was underemployed. But really it’s like “I wear a hockey jersey every day. I play roller hockey in the movie!”

You could almost imagine the video store having Saturn games btw. Almost.

Imo the Film is a warning about a future without Indian immigrants. Stores staffed by white guys. Bleak, Gen X nihilism. Kevin Smith didn’t even smoke weed irl. Let alone fentanyl. He played hockey in the middle of the day to stave off obesity and hang out with his friends. This would’ve been a bleak future and we are fortunate to have avoided it imho. In the current timeline, Indians staff convenience stores, Gen X is sedentary and doesn’t play hockey and has no friends, no video stores, and Kevin smith started smoking weed in 2008, and we’re better off for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2...id.#49041967)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Haunting vibrant scourge upon the earth public bath

Yeah I guess it got promoted cause the tastemakers thought “oh look here’s this authentic artist pretending to be Jersey trash.” Except he really was Jersey trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2...id.#49042895)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: Free-loading house-broken toilet seat

As Losers it is incumbent on us to drag him back into the crab bucket with us. A Jock would just see one of his Films randomly and forget he ever saw it immediately and forget the director’s name. He would see Kevin Smith and boner police and cslg and wily and Kiethd from JDU as roughly The Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2...id.#49043596)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Haunting vibrant scourge upon the earth public bath

I wonder if he fooled people cause his phenotype is *that* bad. Of course experts like ourselves can tell he’s Loser Clique. But he’s such a slob that a Clique Theory novice might think he’s a Scumbag. Like does Clerks fall through the cracks if he looked like a “regular” Loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2...id.#49043612)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Free-loading house-broken toilet seat

Imo a bunch of boomer jew yuppies were sitting around and were like “this Film exemplifies Gen X goyim. A triumph.,” and a star was born. And whether they were being intellectually honest is up for debate. But that’s what happened. I think a more competent Gen Xer would’ve dismayed them and they wouldn’t have gone for it. Christopher Nolan had to come from England bc the Gen X curse only applies to the US for some reason.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2...id.#49043637)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Honey-headed Histrionic Set



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Dun national security agency

The reality is so much worse than this. Jew Jersey is a jeet cesspit, Kevin Smith has been smoking weed for over a decade now, is somehow simultaneously obese and anorexic looking at all times, and has some faggy gay comic book store that nobody goes to but is probably "worth" millions dollars because it is the only remaining retail space that has not yet been jeetified and jew nerds will Go There.

Also he's probably secretly some lubavitch kike or 1/8th or 1/16th of one or something equally as bad and thus not even White.

Kikes suck so much it is unreal. Also indians of course but it's not even worth the effort of pointing it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2...id.#49042994)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Free-loading house-broken toilet seat

You’re only talking about ashkenazi Jews right? Im Sephardic btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2...id.#49043586)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: Charcoal Step-uncle's House Turdskin

thought this thread was about Kevin James

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2...id.#49041459)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Honey-headed Histrionic Set

dude weed lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2...id.#49041466)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 10:08 PM
Author: gaped weed whacker friendly grandma

Clerks, mallrats and chasing Amy are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2...id.#49041473)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: Tripping parlor

IIRC those were actually a trilogy, you needed to watch them in that order

People said the same thing about Office Space, Fight Club, and The Matrix

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2...id.#49041641)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Bisexual carnelian dopamine sweet tailpipe

Paul Blart Mallcop holds up great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2...id.#49041652)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Charcoal Step-uncle's House Turdskin



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Dun national security agency



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Blue hyperventilating stage

Clerks holds up great and I’m very fond of Clerks 2 even though it’s nowhere close to as good (it’s a crummy sequel but a fun gross out comedy on its own merits)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2...id.#49042041)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: salmon menage

They were never good to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2...id.#49042043)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Insecure sooty cuck

cr

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Date: June 23rd, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: ebony casino

Clerks, Mallrats, & Dogma were all Triumphs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2...id.#49042949)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Stirring bearded giraffe sex offender

the issue is he should never have made movies in the first place. Clerks should be a long running 30 minute weekly show. the Always Sunny creators realized this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2...id.#49043065)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Free-loading house-broken toilet seat

That never would’ve happened in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2...id.#49043608)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Stirring bearded giraffe sex offender

probably true. I believe comedy central was around at that time but thats about the only option. oddly enough Smith was ahead of his time. He'd be great as a youtube channel, or cheap streaming show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2...id.#49043635)