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Most people cook broccoli like fucking retards

Most people steam and/or boil it and its bland as fuck and m...
big orchid set
  02/25/20
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Fishy nibblets
  06/17/25
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Frisky hell idiot
  06/17/25
You par boil it for a couple minutes then roast it on high h...
Spruce library psychic
  06/17/25
i just throw it onto a pre heated pan in the oven
Fishy nibblets
  06/17/25
Try leaving it in bigger chunks and par boiling for 3 or 4 m...
Spruce library psychic
  06/17/25
will try this. this would greatly speed up my existing proce...
Fishy nibblets
  06/18/25
Cooking it in a pan on the stovetop with a small amount of w...
Frisky hell idiot
  06/17/25
it's not terrible, but you get more flavor dimensions with r...
Fishy nibblets
  06/17/25
Steamed broccoli is delicious
violent base haunted graveyard
  06/17/25
titcop
dull racy half-breed
  06/17/25
I don't think that most people boil broccoli anymore outside...
Exciting Godawful Milk Wagecucks
  06/17/25
I do though :-(
Flushed filthy menage
  06/17/25
Not surprised by this
Frisky hell idiot
  06/18/25
airline chefs
Fishy nibblets
  06/18/25
these zoomers should dip their broccoli heads in a pot of bo...
bearded cerise gas station
  06/17/25
I usually do it in a pan with something else. I like to prec...
wine mewling sanctuary mental disorder
  06/17/25
Why don't you shove some broccoli up your ass?
Hot Theater Stage Nowag
  06/17/25
tried that, it takes too long to cook it that way
wine mewling sanctuary mental disorder
  06/18/25
Cr
talented glassy masturbator
  06/18/25
Pretty sure that is a homosexual food.
Fear-inspiring Twinkling Principal's Office Doctorate
  06/18/25
(boiler and lemon guy)
Fishy nibblets
  06/18/25
expected grandpa gook nyuug to be bumping this thread
bistre pisswyrm
  06/18/25
extremely mentally ill necrobump imo.
vengeful drab school cafeteria scourge upon the earth
  06/18/25
very cr, roasting it is the best. sometimes though steamed/b...
Bat shit crazy splenetic son of senegal
  06/18/25


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Date: February 25th, 2020 9:42 PM
Author: big orchid set

Most people steam and/or boil it and its bland as fuck and mushy. Should only be baked with olive oil & seasonings or you can grill it in the summer

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Date: June 17th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Fishy nibblets



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Date: June 17th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Frisky hell idiot



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Date: June 17th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Spruce library psychic

You par boil it for a couple minutes then roast it on high heat. Everyone knows this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453535&forum_id=2...id.#49025385)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Fishy nibblets

i just throw it onto a pre heated pan in the oven

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453535&forum_id=2...id.#49025413)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Spruce library psychic

Try leaving it in bigger chunks and par boiling for 3 or 4 minutes. Then throw it in the oven under very high heat, even a broiler. It will be both more tender and more charred.

This works for a lot of vegetables. Especially potatoes, which should almost always be cooked this way.

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Date: June 18th, 2025 7:36 AM
Author: Fishy nibblets

will try this. this would greatly speed up my existing process.

i already parboil potatoes for the crunch factor. keeps thing soft in the inside and crispy on the outside.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453535&forum_id=2...id.#49027668)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Frisky hell idiot

Cooking it in a pan on the stovetop with a small amount of water can also be deliciojs

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Date: June 17th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Fishy nibblets

it's not terrible, but you get more flavor dimensions with roasting it. night and day difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453535&forum_id=2...id.#49025428)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: violent base haunted graveyard

Steamed broccoli is delicious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453535&forum_id=2...id.#49025475)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: dull racy half-breed

titcop

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Date: June 17th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Exciting Godawful Milk Wagecucks

I don't think that most people boil broccoli anymore outside of proles making it with cheese sauce on top, I will usually roast but a quick stir fry is a fine method too

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Date: June 17th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Flushed filthy menage

I do though :-(

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Date: June 18th, 2025 6:57 AM
Author: Frisky hell idiot

Not surprised by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453535&forum_id=2...id.#49027605)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 7:38 AM
Author: Fishy nibblets

airline chefs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453535&forum_id=2...id.#49027672)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: bearded cerise gas station

these zoomers should dip their broccoli heads in a pot of boiling water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453535&forum_id=2...id.#49026490)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: wine mewling sanctuary mental disorder

I usually do it in a pan with something else. I like to precook some salmon and then flake it up in a pan, add some lemon juice and zest and some spices, add the chopped broccoli. Gets it real succulent. Also cook it with scrambled eggs a lot. I add broccoli wherever I can, you can get it to a real satisfying succulence and texture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453535&forum_id=2...id.#49026546)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Hot Theater Stage Nowag

Why don't you shove some broccoli up your ass?

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Date: June 18th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: wine mewling sanctuary mental disorder

tried that, it takes too long to cook it that way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453535&forum_id=2...id.#49028054)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 7:37 AM
Author: talented glassy masturbator

Cr

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Date: June 18th, 2025 7:39 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Twinkling Principal's Office Doctorate

Pretty sure that is a homosexual food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453535&forum_id=2...id.#49027677)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Fishy nibblets

(boiler and lemon guy)

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Date: June 18th, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: bistre pisswyrm

expected grandpa gook nyuug to be bumping this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453535&forum_id=2...id.#49027736)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: vengeful drab school cafeteria scourge upon the earth

extremely mentally ill necrobump imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453535&forum_id=2...id.#49027753)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy splenetic son of senegal

very cr, roasting it is the best. sometimes though steamed/boiled until al dente and covered in garlic lemon butter is 180. also lots of black pepper and parmesean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453535&forum_id=2...id.#49028108)