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Which one of these would a man living in 900 B.C. trade the MOST for:

BAM! You time-machine back to 900BC and meet some dude, mayb...
maroon floppy pit
  02/05/25
mattress
Spruce native gaping
  02/05/25
cr
federal fanboi
  02/05/25
yeah i think that might be the one. particularly if he were ...
maroon floppy pit
  02/05/25
Spices. He needs food and one of the reasons spices were so ...
trip bisexual public bath
  02/05/25
would it take that much convincing on the benefits of a matt...
federal fanboi
  02/05/25
have to figure in social motivators, too, which are all impo...
maroon floppy pit
  02/05/25
I guess part of this hypo is missing-- what social level is ...
trip bisexual public bath
  02/05/25
what if you had peterman there on all fours naked on the mat...
Appetizing Halford
  02/05/25
The mattress will appeal to plenty of monkey women but he wi...
glassy swashbuckling office
  02/05/25
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maroon floppy pit
  02/05/25
Not the mattress. He’s going to want a Tempur-Pedic o...
Magenta haunted graveyard area
  02/05/25
Spice
dashing pale dingle berry
  02/05/25
(instagram model)
talented sexy hell
  02/05/25
I don't think the guy would even want the mattress. People ...
Orchid Clown
  02/05/25
the wheelbarrow he would probably think the IG model was ...
Splenetic Puppy Factory Reset Button
  02/05/25
the resale value on fractions of the spice is going to be in...
Cordovan Excitant Range Rigor
  02/05/25
(Guy who went back to Judea)
Splenetic Puppy Factory Reset Button
  02/05/25
...
maroon floppy pit
  02/05/25
is Mr Etruscan homosexual? if not, the girl. if yes, the ov...
Boyish Insecure Voyeur Point
  02/05/25
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maroon floppy pit
  07/17/25


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Date: February 5th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: maroon floppy pit

BAM! You time-machine back to 900BC and meet some dude, maybe an Etruscan. You have a magic ability to speak his tongue and offer him the chance to trade with you. He cannot harm you or rob you. You present:

1. Instagram model, transported directly from 2025. Thin, fake tits, shaved (for now) pussy, legs, armpits. 110 lbs. Bad attitude. Only speaks American English

https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:1080/1*yKxHoMm-bGvQQ75X2pqrVQ.jpeg

2. Crate of 12 jars of spices. He can sample each with a wet finger

https://i5.walmartimages.com/seo/Kamenstein-12-Glass-Jar-Wooden-Crate-Spice-Rack-Spices-and-Jars-Included_57556870-9101-46ea-a465-4194d8ebede9.2696fe740d89ffa29d6c0990cb9b7bfd.jpeg?odnHeight=768&odnWidth=768&odnBg=FFFFFF

3. Luxury king sized mattress with two pillows

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0444/9488/0918/t/2/assets/bec40ae7ea74--Avocado-Organic-Luxury-Plush-Pillow-Top-Mattress-127845.jpg?v=1693927656

4. Coverall work suit with zippers and pockets. It fits him perfectly

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/-QUAAOSwurVichSw/s-l1200.jpg

5. Plastic wheelbarrow with rubber tire

https://cdn-kapal.nitrocdn.com/xmZLFsAFJccJxFeZWvyMlInZYKDFqLfT/assets/images/optimized/rev-c0937bf/ezgmfg.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/1088HP_wheelbarrow_in_use.png

You offer him all five choices, but he can only trade for one of these things. Which is most valuable and mind-blowing to him?

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Date: February 5th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Spruce native gaping

mattress

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Date: February 5th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: federal fanboi

cr

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Date: February 5th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: maroon floppy pit

yeah i think that might be the one. particularly if he were practical and a little smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2...id.#48624776)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: trip bisexual public bath

Spices. He needs food and one of the reasons spices were so important to ancients and medieval bros is because the food was not high quality and it helped to have spices to cover up rancid taste, etc. He is also familiar with spices. You would have to convince him of the benefit of the others (other than the model).

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Date: February 5th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: federal fanboi

would it take that much convincing on the benefits of a mattress after a lifetime of sleeping on a pile of straw?

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Date: February 5th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: maroon floppy pit

have to figure in social motivators, too, which are all important in any human culture. the worksuit would seem 18000 as fuck to me, but I doubt he'd have the courage to look so weird to his peers.

the mattress would be an infinite flex that would signal his wealth and probably one of the first things he would think is "Im getting so much pussy on this"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2...id.#48624839)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: trip bisexual public bath

I guess part of this hypo is missing-- what social level is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2...id.#48624858)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Appetizing Halford

what if you had peterman there on all fours naked on the mattess? i think he'd see the benefits then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2...id.#48626630)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: glassy swashbuckling office

The mattress will appeal to plenty of monkey women but he will have to yield it to his chieftain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2...id.#48624867)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: maroon floppy pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2...id.#48625620)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Magenta haunted graveyard area

Not the mattress. He’s going to want a Tempur-Pedic or Beautyrest Black, not some overpriced eco-friendly Avocado crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2...id.#48624904)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: dashing pale dingle berry

Spice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2...id.#48626475)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: talented sexy hell

(instagram model)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2...id.#48626488)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Orchid Clown

I don't think the guy would even want the mattress. People get used to what they're used to sleeping on. He'd think it was too soft and squishy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2...id.#48626496)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Splenetic Puppy Factory Reset Button

the wheelbarrow

he would probably think the IG model was an underfed boy with some chest disease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2...id.#48626501)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Cordovan Excitant Range Rigor

the resale value on fractions of the spice is going to be insane. you can't really cut up a mattress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2...id.#48626503)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Splenetic Puppy Factory Reset Button

(Guy who went back to Judea)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2...id.#48626535)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: maroon floppy pit



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Date: February 5th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Boyish Insecure Voyeur Point

is Mr Etruscan homosexual? if not, the girl. if yes, the overalls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2...id.#48626638)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: maroon floppy pit



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