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blue parlour
  05/12/25
Good morning, turbofag! Did you have a good weekend?
red stubborn national security agency locale
  05/12/25
It was intense but overall good.
blue parlour
  05/12/25
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beta odious sanctuary
  05/12/25
would you rather be spaceporn (dysgenic midwit but tall and ...
avocado talented casino
  05/12/25
oh God. lord have mercy. This is a split decision. I like...
blue parlour
  05/12/25
your honor we are not asserting that the mailman's toot caus...
avocado talented casino
  05/12/25
*Spaceporn sweating profusely after getting blown out by the...
blue parlour
  05/12/25
it's funny to imagine spaceporn pronouncing it "FEE-DEE...
avocado talented casino
  05/12/25
Technically has a family tp
red stubborn national security agency locale
  05/12/25
at what age should you give up and be honest with yourself a...
Dashing bat-shit-crazy piazza
  05/12/25
just depends on your situation. if you want to be a whoremon...
blue parlour
  05/12/25
would you rather be 5'4 or 7'4?
avocado talented casino
  05/12/25
7'4" I can't imagine being short it seems like the wors...
blue parlour
  05/12/25
i would much rather be kevin hart than andre the giant. 5'4 ...
avocado talented casino
  05/12/25
well I'm glad you're so dialed in on this one
blue parlour
  05/12/25
i used science to create this handy chart https://i.imgur...
avocado talented casino
  05/12/25
scholarship
Unhinged twinkling uncleanness giraffe
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beta odious sanctuary
  05/12/25
Absolutely devastating
blue parlour
  05/12/25
I have a cousin who is approximately 5'5"-5'6". ...
blue parlour
  05/12/25
i think so. having any woman as a 5'5mo is a win. a "re...
avocado talented casino
  05/12/25
She has really big boobs. Probably worth something. For a fa...
blue parlour
  05/12/25
CGWBT aunt jemima is probably better QOL then a cunty hot ch...
avocado talented casino
  05/12/25
Yeah I like her. The only thing that annoys me is she is a d...
blue parlour
  05/12/25
non-issue since he's a libtard too though
avocado talented casino
  05/12/25
Ya he's annoying lol.
blue parlour
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beta odious sanctuary
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beta odious sanctuary
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beefiest hog you ever swallowed?
Unhinged twinkling uncleanness giraffe
  05/12/25
Anything jcm would throw down on the grill
blue parlour
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beta odious sanctuary
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turbofap tp
soggy razzle address famous landscape painting
  05/12/25
I really like it here.
beta odious sanctuary
  05/12/25
on a scale from 1 to 10, rate your pessimism pre and post xo...
excitant frisky mother menage
  05/12/25
XO changed me from a bluepill normie to a MAGA nutjob. Pessi...
blue parlour
  05/12/25
i meant more cynicism. how long did the process take?
excitant frisky mother menage
  05/12/25
I'm not cynical. I'm skeptical.
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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:58 AM
Author: blue parlour



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Date: May 12th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: red stubborn national security agency locale

Good morning, turbofag! Did you have a good weekend?

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Date: May 12th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: blue parlour

It was intense but overall good.

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Date: May 12th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: beta odious sanctuary

180

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Date: May 12th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: avocado talented casino

would you rather be spaceporn (dysgenic midwit but tall and technically has a family) or arkan (genius but short, brown, and crippling mental illness renders family, friends, and gainful employment impossible)?

assume for the purposes of the hypo that they are your current age and you cannot change their circumstances (e.g. you cannot will yourself into being sane and employable as arkan, you can't get hair transplants as spaceporn).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2...id.#48923809)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: blue parlour

oh God. lord have mercy.

This is a split decision. I like Arkan more as a person and think he has more redeeming qualities, but I think with his mental illness his life is torture. Spaceporn at least nominally has a normal life and gets to argue Big Federal Cases like the one where the mailman tooted a horn that caused an accident in a Negligent Act of Horseplay.

I'd rather be Arkan if I had any agency to change my circumstances but if I have locked in syndrome maybe spaceporn because he at least has an Asian Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2...id.#48923817)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: avocado talented casino

your honor we are not asserting that the mailman's toot caused an accident, the mailman's toot *was* the accident and although volitional it was not intentional per se ipso facto quod erat demonstrandum i.e. the sound waves that projected from the tooting apparatus were negligently volitionally set to an extreme intensity and frequency such that it ruptured my clients ear drum henceforth and heretofore referred to as negligent toot damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2...id.#48923839)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: blue parlour

*Spaceporn sweating profusely after getting blown out by the judge repeatedly*

"Your Honor, if I may... your Honor... What I have been trying to tell you, is that the mail man is a FEDERAL employee. He works for this thing called, you know, the GOVERNMENT. And we have to hold them accountable. To, you know, a higher standard. This is the government we're talking about. And he engaged in a negligent act of horseplay. I am telling you this. This is all true, okay? FE-DE-RAL"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2...id.#48923854)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: avocado talented casino

it's funny to imagine spaceporn pronouncing it "FEE-DEE-RALL"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2...id.#48923856)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: red stubborn national security agency locale

Technically has a family tp

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Date: May 12th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Dashing bat-shit-crazy piazza

at what age should you give up and be honest with yourself about paying for sex?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2...id.#48923857)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: blue parlour

just depends on your situation. if you want to be a whoremonger and everything that comes with it. you don't care if people judge you, you're not worried about law enforcement or something. idk. whatever floats your boat. I personally wouldn't recommend it because I think it's not good for you or the girl or society. I don't like hookers and I'm not into them so I don't think about this. I like sex with women for feelings. So I don't know at what age you should get into pay to play. It's not for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2...id.#48923907)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: avocado talented casino

would you rather be 5'4 or 7'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2...id.#48923866)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: blue parlour

7'4" I can't imagine being short it seems like the worst curse imaginable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2...id.#48923911)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: avocado talented casino

i would much rather be kevin hart than andre the giant. 5'4 dudes are usually well-proportioned and can get girls whereas 7'4 you're andre the giant and a terrifying ogre to most women. that's on top of the inconvenience of doing anything and shaving like 30 years off your life expectancy

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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: blue parlour

well I'm glad you're so dialed in on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2...id.#48923933)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: avocado talented casino

i used science to create this handy chart

https://i.imgur.com/LmfPQyx.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2...id.#48923954)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Unhinged twinkling uncleanness giraffe

scholarship

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Date: May 12th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: beta odious sanctuary



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: blue parlour

Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2...id.#48923962)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: blue parlour

I have a cousin who is approximately 5'5"-5'6".

He has a fat black girlfriend of many years. I think they're engaged. She is a massive libtard. So is he. To be fair she is really nice and has a good personality aside from sperging about woke topics. Did he make out okay given the circumstances?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2...id.#48923964)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: avocado talented casino

i think so. having any woman as a 5'5mo is a win. a "really nice and good personality" woman in 2025 is a unicorn. being a large sheboon is pretty grim but she probably makes him 180 fried chicken and grits and gives enthusiastic blowjobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2...id.#48923984)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: blue parlour

She has really big boobs. Probably worth something. For a fat black chick she's probably 90 percentile. You could do a lot worse.

She also really likes to do dishes and household chores. At dinner she is always the first to run around and pick up everyone's plates. It's awkward because there's a bunch of lazy white people sitting around the table and the black lady is rushing around to clear it and do dishes so we all get up to help her to avoid our own white guilt. But she's always like nah, it's okay, sit there and chill. She likes being a maid for whites for some reason. But we never ask her to do this. She's just really motivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2...id.#48924002)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: avocado talented casino

CGWBT aunt jemima is probably better QOL then a cunty hot chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2...id.#48924043)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: blue parlour

Yeah I like her. The only thing that annoys me is she is a diehard shitlib and we get into arguments. She believes in all the worst aspects of liberalism. Like she basically wants 100% taxes and centralized planning. She a Commie to the hilt lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2...id.#48924088)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: avocado talented casino

non-issue since he's a libtard too though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2...id.#48924106)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: blue parlour

Ya he's annoying lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2...id.#48924290)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: beta odious sanctuary



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Date: May 12th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: beta odious sanctuary



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Unhinged twinkling uncleanness giraffe

beefiest hog you ever swallowed?

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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: blue parlour

Anything jcm would throw down on the grill

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Date: May 12th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: beta odious sanctuary



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: soggy razzle address famous landscape painting

turbofap tp

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Date: May 12th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: beta odious sanctuary

I really like it here.

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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: excitant frisky mother menage

on a scale from 1 to 10, rate your pessimism pre and post xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2...id.#48924047)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: blue parlour

XO changed me from a bluepill normie to a MAGA nutjob. Pessimism? I don't think about it. Worrying is a waste of time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2...id.#48924093)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: excitant frisky mother menage

i meant more cynicism. how long did the process take?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2...id.#48924159)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: blue parlour

I'm not cynical. I'm skeptical.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2...id.#48924288)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: beta odious sanctuary



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Date: May 12th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: blue parlour



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Date: May 12th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: beta odious sanctuary



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