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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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Diverse hideous incel mood
  06/27/25
i support islam now
Lemon Vibrant Laser Beams Juggernaut
  06/27/25
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duck-like address
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
Puce dopamine
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
Diverse hideous incel mood
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
Puce dopamine
  06/27/25
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jet-lagged motley ratface heaven
  06/27/25
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nighttime karate
  06/27/25
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crawly titillating kitchen newt
  06/27/25
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obsidian drunken garrison pozpig
  06/27/25
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obsidian drunken garrison pozpig
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
Red medicated pocket flask legal warrant
  06/27/25
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Ivory New Version Parlor
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
nighttime karate
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
Hateful Field Associate
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
nighttime karate
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
Puce dopamine
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
nighttime karate
  06/27/25
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Thriller internal respiration fanboi
  06/27/25
It's both
Buff mad-dog skullcap theatre
  06/27/25
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crawly titillating kitchen newt
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
Concupiscible center
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
Sable rambunctious abode stain
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
Lemon Vibrant Laser Beams Juggernaut
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
Sick Stage Fortuitous Meteor
  06/27/25
lmfao
Hateful Field Associate
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
Ruddy flatulent philosopher-king theater
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
crawly titillating kitchen newt
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
Ruddy flatulent philosopher-king theater
  06/27/25
lmao
obsidian drunken garrison pozpig
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
Puce dopamine
  06/27/25
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Electric area coffee pot
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
obsidian drunken garrison pozpig
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
wonderful temple
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
obsidian drunken garrison pozpig
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
nighttime karate
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
wonderful temple
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
nighttime karate
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
crawly titillating kitchen newt
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
Ruddy flatulent philosopher-king theater
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
obsidian drunken garrison pozpig
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
crawly titillating kitchen newt
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
Filthy Degenerate
  06/27/25
TiTscR
Doobsian Gaming Laptop
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
Diverse hideous incel mood
  06/27/25
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Diverse hideous incel mood
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
Concupiscible center
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
Cheese-eating circlehead roast beef
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
slate hospital
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
Bronze razzmatazz cruise ship sex offender
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
Angry Dilemma Therapy
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
Cheese-eating circlehead roast beef
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
Beta Cerise Nursing Home
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
Sable rambunctious abode stain
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
obsidian drunken garrison pozpig
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
Angry Dilemma Therapy
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
Cheese-eating circlehead roast beef
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Diverse hideous incel mood



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Lemon Vibrant Laser Beams Juggernaut

i support islam now

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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: duck-like address



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Puce dopamine

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Diverse hideous incel mood

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Puce dopamine

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: jet-lagged motley ratface heaven



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: nighttime karate



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: crawly titillating kitchen newt



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: obsidian drunken garrison pozpig



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: obsidian drunken garrison pozpig



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Red medicated pocket flask legal warrant

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Ivory New Version Parlor



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: nighttime karate

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Hateful Field Associate

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: nighttime karate

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Puce dopamine

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: nighttime karate

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Thriller internal respiration fanboi



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Buff mad-dog skullcap theatre

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: crawly titillating kitchen newt



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Concupiscible center

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Sable rambunctious abode stain

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Lemon Vibrant Laser Beams Juggernaut

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Sick Stage Fortuitous Meteor

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Hateful Field Associate

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Ruddy flatulent philosopher-king theater

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: crawly titillating kitchen newt

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Ruddy flatulent philosopher-king theater

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: obsidian drunken garrison pozpig

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Puce dopamine

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: Electric area coffee pot



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: obsidian drunken garrison pozpig

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: wonderful temple

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: obsidian drunken garrison pozpig

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: nighttime karate

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: wonderful temple

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: nighttime karate

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: crawly titillating kitchen newt

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Ruddy flatulent philosopher-king theater

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: obsidian drunken garrison pozpig

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: crawly titillating kitchen newt

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Filthy Degenerate

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Doobsian Gaming Laptop

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Diverse hideous incel mood

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Diverse hideous incel mood



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Concupiscible center

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Cheese-eating circlehead roast beef

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: slate hospital

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Bronze razzmatazz cruise ship sex offender

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Angry Dilemma Therapy

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Cheese-eating circlehead roast beef

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Beta Cerise Nursing Home

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Sable rambunctious abode stain

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: obsidian drunken garrison pozpig

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Angry Dilemma Therapy

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Cheese-eating circlehead roast beef

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055482)