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Your wife falls off a cruise ship. Do you jump in?

Or did you push her off?
Transparent Appetizing Selfie
  07/06/25
I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.
bull headed pit
  07/06/25
underrated
Painfully Honest Chapel Jewess
  07/06/25
THIS.
Multi-colored Degenerate Center
  07/06/25
Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. ...
Big Honey-headed Sandwich
  07/06/25
Lol
Cerebral Jew
  07/06/25
lmao, even.
walnut athletic conference deer antler
  07/06/25
In fact, lmfao
Lemon Circlehead
  07/06/25
...
Transparent Appetizing Selfie
  07/06/25
...
walnut athletic conference deer antler
  07/06/25
jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!
dull razzle plaza
  07/06/25
Of course
odious ivory background story
  07/06/25
Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her
violent electric furnace locale
  07/06/25
I'm an extremely strong swimmer
odious ivory background story
  07/06/25
is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some le...
walnut athletic conference deer antler
  07/06/25
No
soul-stirring massive national
  07/06/25
*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hu...
stubborn hairy legs
  07/06/25
you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone kn...
Irradiated aquamarine dragon point
  07/06/25
You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them
violent electric furnace locale
  07/06/25
fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most...
Irradiated aquamarine dragon point
  07/06/25
okay, I lol’d
fear-inspiring roast beef
  07/06/25
...
galvanic thirsty school cafeteria
  07/07/25
No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents...
razzle-dazzle effete cruise ship knife
  07/06/25
Tell is about her perky tits.
Lemon Circlehead
  07/06/25
noble
Irradiated aquamarine dragon point
  07/06/25
...
galvanic thirsty school cafeteria
  07/07/25
...
Snowy Heady Temple Hominid
  07/07/25
...
razzle-dazzle effete cruise ship knife
  07/07/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Transparent Appetizing Selfie

Or did you push her off?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: bull headed pit

I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.

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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Chapel Jewess

underrated

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Multi-colored Degenerate Center

THIS.

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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Big Honey-headed Sandwich

Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. Need to hold her under the water to ensure the job is done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id.#49076369)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Cerebral Jew

Lol

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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: walnut athletic conference deer antler

lmao, even.

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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Lemon Circlehead

In fact, lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id.#49076423)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Transparent Appetizing Selfie



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: walnut athletic conference deer antler



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: dull razzle plaza

jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!

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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: odious ivory background story

Of course

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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: violent electric furnace locale

Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her

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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: odious ivory background story

I'm an extremely strong swimmer

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: walnut athletic conference deer antler

is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some left back in our…well, i guess, my…room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id.#49077765)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: soul-stirring massive national

No

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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: stubborn hairy legs

*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hurl yourself off into the pitch black sea*

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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Irradiated aquamarine dragon point

you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone knows you jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id.#49076931)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: violent electric furnace locale

You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id.#49077053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: Irradiated aquamarine dragon point

fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most to be hidden on most jumps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id.#49077532)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: fear-inspiring roast beef

okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id.#49077534)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:03 AM
Author: galvanic thirsty school cafeteria



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle effete cruise ship knife

No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents. They’ll be much better off with their dad and their new mom (she’s 19).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id.#49077591)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Lemon Circlehead

Tell is about her perky tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id.#49077594)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Irradiated aquamarine dragon point

noble

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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: galvanic thirsty school cafeteria



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Snowy Heady Temple Hominid



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Date: July 7th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle effete cruise ship knife



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