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Why wasn't Moby more alpha?

It's these questions that keep me up at night
supple center
  02/24/26
He was bald. Honor him.
Lime mad cow disease
  02/24/26
you're wondering why an anorexic vegan seemed weak?
sable partner blood rage
  02/24/26
He was rich and famous. He could have just eaten meat and li...
supple center
  02/24/26
imagine being the top DJ in the world and still probably not...
Citrine mildly autistic whorehouse persian
  02/24/26
I always thought it would be the perfect stunt if he walked ...
supple center
  02/24/26
He claimed he dated Natalie Portman when she was 18. Then sh...
Ultramarine Useless Brakes Abode
  02/25/26
circleheads fucked 4 lyfe
Soggy laughsome school
  02/25/26
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irradiated dilemma juggernaut
  02/25/26
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Citrine mildly autistic whorehouse persian
  02/25/26
lol that is not a denial. that is a classic case of a re...
galvanic space rigpig
  02/25/26
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insane bbw
  02/25/26
one job i had the dorky awkward guy in charge of the interns...
Citrine mildly autistic whorehouse persian
  02/25/26
if university aged girls are this naive, imagine how naive t...
Yapping cerebral laser beams
  02/25/26
180
vivacious den
  02/25/26
eminem ended his entire career
dun church building dragon
  02/25/26
you 36 year old bald headed fag, blow me
Razzle-dazzle lavender indian lodge
  02/25/26
If anyone ended Moby's career, it was Moby. His songs suck l...
supple center
  02/25/26
i think that was really it. his music didn't have staying po...
Razzle-dazzle lavender indian lodge
  02/25/26
he claims to be disappointed to he heterosexual and straight...
dun church building dragon
  02/25/26
yea almost always. thurston moore from SY left kim gordon fo...
Razzle-dazzle lavender indian lodge
  02/25/26
Zoomers tell me all the time that it's so brave when men wea...
supple center
  02/25/26
the early 90s hardcore scene, particularly in DC, presaged a...
Razzle-dazzle lavender indian lodge
  02/25/26
Yep and the rock music scene is still like this, from metal ...
supple center
  02/25/26
i mean songwriting and performing is mostly about expressing...
dun church building dragon
  02/25/26
When Cobain wore a wedding dress it was shocking because no ...
supple center
  02/25/26
i've come to assume that anyone like Jerry Cantrell who afte...
Citrine mildly autistic whorehouse persian
  02/25/26
Pretty safe to assume lmao
supple center
  02/25/26
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dun church building dragon
  02/25/26
Svenonious seemed to me like he could pull some nice pussy w...
Fantasy-prone site halford
  02/25/26
I assume you've seen that interview between SY and Svenonius...
Translucent Marvelous Crackhouse Main People
  02/25/26
I just looked it up and he self cancelled himself in the hys...
Fantasy-prone site halford
  02/25/26
do you like electronica? jw if you hate moby specifically or...
dun church building dragon
  02/25/26
I think he had a couple of good songs. Porcelain is memorabl...
supple center
  02/25/26
lovers spat. those two definitely did gay stuff together.
Sickened disgusting brunch electric furnace
  02/25/26
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Pearl cuck
  02/25/26
Ljl at him going on TV in a Gore/Lieberman shirt back in the...
supple center
  02/25/26
His name "Moby" was part of the problem. DeadMou5...
Charismatic hospital place of business
  02/25/26
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Carnelian French Gas Station
  02/25/26
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Yapping cerebral laser beams
  02/25/26
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Kink-friendly parlor
  02/25/26
he's 5'4, bald, anorexic, gay, shitlib, with an ingrained be...
Sickened disgusting brunch electric furnace
  02/25/26
What if he had taken T and lifted. Any hoap?
supple center
  02/25/26
he has a pedophile vibe to him. adding muscle may have made ...
Sickened disgusting brunch electric furnace
  02/25/26
Never seen a jacked pedo. Does this exist?
supple center
  02/25/26
Spaceporn is pretty big
Razzle-dazzle lavender indian lodge
  02/25/26
He's fat but not strong, no?
supple center
  02/25/26
its all muscle imo
Razzle-dazzle lavender indian lodge
  02/25/26
He was frutiger aero personified
Swashbuckling nubile stead
  02/25/26
He fucked Natalie Portman
House-broken associate digit ratio
  02/25/26
She didn't consider it "sex"
supple center
  02/25/26
She’s a bitch imo. https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi...
House-broken associate digit ratio
  02/26/26


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Date: February 24th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: supple center

It's these questions that keep me up at night

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Date: February 24th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: Lime mad cow disease

He was bald. Honor him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49693527)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 11:53 PM
Author: sable partner blood rage

you're wondering why an anorexic vegan seemed weak?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49693528)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 11:55 PM
Author: supple center

He was rich and famous. He could have just eaten meat and lifted. It's like he wanted to be a turbocuck or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49693535)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: Citrine mildly autistic whorehouse persian

imagine being the top DJ in the world and still probably not getting laid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49693531)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 11:56 PM
Author: supple center

I always thought it would be the perfect stunt if he walked into an Arby's or something and was just like I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. VEGANISM IS FLAME. He probably could have gone viral just making a fake vid where he eats meat in front of customers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49693539)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 5:29 AM
Author: Ultramarine Useless Brakes Abode

He claimed he dated Natalie Portman when she was 18. Then she clarified they never dated.

"As for Natalie, after Moby included the mention of her in his memoir, the now 44-year-old didn't hold back in sharing how she felt about their differing understandings of their encounter. “I was surprised to hear that he characterized the very short time that I knew him as dating,” she told Harper's Bazaar UK in 2019, “because my recollection is a much older man being creepy with me."

https://www.eonline.com/news/1428873/moby-on-natalie-portman-dating-controversy-new-perspective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49693722)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 5:32 AM
Author: Soggy laughsome school

circleheads fucked 4 lyfe

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Date: February 25th, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: irradiated dilemma juggernaut



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:23 AM
Author: Citrine mildly autistic whorehouse persian



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:26 AM
Author: galvanic space rigpig

lol that is not a denial.

that is a classic case of a retrorape where they guy ended up not being as cool as his potential = rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49693906)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: insane bbw



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: Citrine mildly autistic whorehouse persian

one job i had the dorky awkward guy in charge of the interns was famous for stealth dating the girls. this was long before #metoo, so everyone thought it was hilarious and just let it happen.

he'd tell some univ age new girl to meet him on the lawn of some local landmark. she'd think it was some forced group event. show up. and it would be a picnic. and she'd eventually realize she was the only one invited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49693970)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Yapping cerebral laser beams

if university aged girls are this naive, imagine how naive the Epstein teens were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49694042)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: vivacious den

180

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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:27 AM
Author: dun church building dragon

eminem ended his entire career

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49693908)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:27 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle lavender indian lodge

you 36 year old bald headed fag, blow me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49693909)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: supple center

If anyone ended Moby's career, it was Moby. His songs suck lol. No clue how he got famous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49693922)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle lavender indian lodge

i think that was really it. his music didn't have staying power.

funny trivia about him: he tried out for agnostic front in the early 80s. i think he was in some other hardcore band(s) then too.

i like how he called eminem out for being misogynistic and homophobic or whatever and it turns out this dork was creeping on 16 year old natalie portman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49693931)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: dun church building dragon

he claims to be disappointed to he heterosexual and straight

these MALE FEMINIST ally types tend to be huge creeps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49693943)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle lavender indian lodge

yea almost always. thurston moore from SY left kim gordon for some young bitch after having an affair with her. (kim, while she's old af, is still smoking hot. but probably annoying. but i bet his new girl is too)

ian svenonius of nation of ulysses/the make up is one of these absolute fag ally doods, and he got canceled as well for basically date raping a bunch of girls back in the day. i used to work as a copy editor at the american geophysical union in dupont from 02-04, a job so bad it drove me to law school. anyway, i was at work outside smoking one day and i saw svenonius race by on a 70s style girl bicycle with streamers on the handlebars and shit. total fag.

their office was next to the hotel where reagan got shot. i later fucked xo kendall there. tried to put it in her ass but she yelped and i had to stop.

also i had a thing with this newly married editor chick when i worked at AGU. i dumped her and she took a bottle of pills in the office and got carted off to the nut house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49693961)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: supple center

Zoomers tell me all the time that it's so brave when men wear a dress and paint their nails. I'm always like no it's not. It's grotesque. It's absolutely disgusting. I could never stand weak men showing their feelings crap. And yeah it's mostly a larp to get female attention for doing nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49693979)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle lavender indian lodge

the early 90s hardcore scene, particularly in DC, presaged a lot of the nonsense we are seeing now. i was reading about guys getting fisted and cross dressing and shit in hardcore fanzines in 1993, and all that bullshit has unfortunately gone mainstream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49693990)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: supple center

Yep and the rock music scene is still like this, from metal to hardcore all the way down the line. It's full of self righteous chest beating about liberal tenants. Any rock show has a political segment now. It's very tiresome. Look at Fat Mike. Look at Haley Williams. I went to a metal show and the guy was ranting about fascism and racism. It's so pernicious. I have no idea why these scenes get this way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49694040)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: dun church building dragon

i mean songwriting and performing is mostly about expressing your feelings. cobain, bowie and countless others wore makeup, dresses, and fucked men. im not talking about that shit, im more talking about the type to make expressing theit ALLYSHIP as a core part of who they are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49694021)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: supple center

When Cobain wore a wedding dress it was shocking because no one had done it before. If he hadn't died he 100% would have been fighting for fag marriage and then BLM and trans rights. He was drinking all the kool-aid around him. But at the same time none of it was overtly political or even implicitly so. It was all just part of his act.

Bowie was a straight dude who pretended to be gay to sell more records you know my thoughts on this.

But yeah I really think Kurt would have become super political over time especially after the music dried up he would have pivoted like Krist did. Everyone from Seattle is like that. I really think that 90% of people adopt the overarching statewide values where they're from. I was talking to a random guy from my home state the other day and he was just like Trump lies a lot and I was like Jesus dude you're a white guy in America and that's your primary thought? People are lemmings they just believe what everyone around them says when they're a kid it's insane. No critical thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49694037)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: Citrine mildly autistic whorehouse persian

i've come to assume that anyone like Jerry Cantrell who after 10 years has never uttered the words Donald Trump and spends his time fundraising for veterans charities... is probably not fully onboard with the shitlib agenda



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49694062)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: supple center

Pretty safe to assume lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49694079)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: dun church building dragon



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Date: February 25th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone site halford

Svenonious seemed to me like he could pull some nice pussy way younger than him. Look up “Certain Kinds of Trash” video. I saw his band Chain and the Gang in 2015 and the two girls in the band were mid 20s and super foxy. The blonde one was a DC 8/10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49695158)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:22 PM
Author: Translucent Marvelous Crackhouse Main People

I assume you've seen that interview between SY and Svenonius.

I had never heard of Svenonius. But watching that interview, I felt he had a captivating aura. I can see where he was a creep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49695312)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone site halford

I just looked it up and he self cancelled himself in the hysteria of the summer of 2020 with a very vague statement about being inappropriate with women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49695320)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: dun church building dragon

do you like electronica? jw if you hate moby specifically or if you just hate the genre.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49693937)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: supple center

I think he had a couple of good songs. Porcelain is memorable, We Are All Made of Stars is alright. Probably his best song is South Side but for some reason they didn't include the Gwen Stefani version on the album. It's kinda hard to find but it's 10x better than the one where he's just singing by himself. I wouldn't say he was a talentless hack but he put out a lot of material that's just not listenable. His average song is a really mundane breakbeat with some sampling. If not for a few big singles no one would remember his discography. The bulk of it is elevator music.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49693949)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Sickened disgusting brunch electric furnace

lovers spat. those two definitely did gay stuff together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49694047)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: Pearl cuck



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: supple center

Ljl at him going on TV in a Gore/Lieberman shirt back in the day. So cucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49693982)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:55 AM
Author: Charismatic hospital place of business

His name "Moby" was part of the problem. DeadMou5e or Skrillex sounds much more badass and appeals to a more niche but rabid audience. Moby was trying to appeal to Boomers, Gen Z and millennials all at once. He's like the U2 of the DJ world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49693986)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: Carnelian French Gas Station



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Yapping cerebral laser beams



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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: Kink-friendly parlor



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Sickened disgusting brunch electric furnace

he's 5'4, bald, anorexic, gay, shitlib, with an ingrained beta personality.

I actually think the little guy did the best she could.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49694043)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: supple center

What if he had taken T and lifted. Any hoap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49694055)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:40 AM
Author: Sickened disgusting brunch electric furnace

he has a pedophile vibe to him. adding muscle may have made him more creepy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49694064)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: supple center

Never seen a jacked pedo. Does this exist?

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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle lavender indian lodge

Spaceporn is pretty big

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49694102)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: supple center

He's fat but not strong, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49694109)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle lavender indian lodge

its all muscle imo

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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Swashbuckling nubile stead

He was frutiger aero personified

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49694067)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: House-broken associate digit ratio

He fucked Natalie Portman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49695169)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: supple center

She didn't consider it "sex"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49695260)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:41 AM
Author: House-broken associate digit ratio

She’s a bitch imo.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1rcushu/moby_is_never_going_to_let_this_go/

The answer is she’s a bitch, the age gap means she can lie now bc ewww creepy, he’s not famous anymore so she’s pulling rank, pussy pass, and they probably didn’t fuck btw, also she’s Jewish. And he’s Bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49696120)