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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Motley university It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: excitant faggotry corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Medicated Nubile Sneaky Criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Cracking tanning salon tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: copper elastic band menage did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Electric Submissive Preventive Strike "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Peach space (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: indecent mentally impaired legal warrant "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: shimmering trip ratface parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Sable piazza clown (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Motley university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Overrated idea he suggested messiness who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Motley university Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Overrated idea he suggested messiness whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Motley university CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: navy reading party market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: rose organic girlfriend 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Scarlet kitchen faggot firefighter "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: navy reading party market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: bateful saffron gaping pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#49335487) |