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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

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cyan french chef
  07/11/25
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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
emerald mischievous indian lodge death wish
  07/11/25
Police tried to shut the place down for what?
Indecent Field Boltzmann
  07/11/25
OP is JM
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
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cyan french chef
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Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally chang...
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Only if he also sends a notarized document through the posta...
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: cyan french chef

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: lake domesticated stage

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: red selfie



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: pink trust fund lay



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: emerald mischievous indian lodge death wish



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: comical sickened ticket booth scourge upon the earth



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: appetizing coiffed chad famous landscape painting



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Vibrant gas station circlehead



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Pea-brained flushed gay wizard



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: high-end codepig fanboi



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Violet odious liquid oxygen



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: erotic athletic conference partner



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: emerald mischievous indian lodge death wish

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: Indecent Field Boltzmann

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: irradiated chestnut den faggotry

OP is JM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093353)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Slimy Crackhouse

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: cyan french chef

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: hairless vigorous sweet tailpipe stead



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Duck-like electric hospital

180

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Slimy Crackhouse



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: hyperventilating abode cumskin



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Wonderful center psychic



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: high-end codepig fanboi



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: erotic athletic conference partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49094397)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: pink trust fund lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093378)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Laughsome amethyst business firm

send reinforcements

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: walnut bull headed fat ankles piazza

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: cyan french chef

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: appetizing coiffed chad famous landscape painting

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Cream Ratface Affirmative Action

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Pea-brained flushed gay wizard

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: maroon vivacious lodge knife



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Aquamarine Contagious Party Of The First Part Skinny Woman



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: arousing corn cake milk

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: cyan french chef

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: pink trust fund lay



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: erotic athletic conference partner



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: hairless vigorous sweet tailpipe stead



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: anal hominid



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Slimy Crackhouse



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