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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Pale Fluffy Knife Really Tough Guy

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesn’t seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Ivory Quadroon

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Sadistic roommate theatre



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Cerebral gunner



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:28 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy razzmatazz multi-billionaire roast beef



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:31 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: irradiated saffron resort



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: 180 toilet seat stage



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: 180 toilet seat stage

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: obsidian kitty goyim



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: 180 toilet seat stage

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Ebony site gaping

lol

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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: obsidian kitty goyim



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:15 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy razzmatazz multi-billionaire roast beef



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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: silver regret

Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Sexy cowardly abode

Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three days.

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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:44 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Chartreuse up-to-no-good hominid mad cow disease

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

thank

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: confused den coffee pot

P.S. Remember that this client is cost sensitive. Be efficient.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: obsidian kitty goyim



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: zippy histrionic temple

*shudders*

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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy topaz school cafeteria dog poop



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: Bull headed institution

GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Enduring Freedom project. They're also concerned about some of our contract vendors - did you approve?

Please see me. Thanks.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
Author: spectacular alpha twinkling uncleanness

(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#45778679)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:06 PM
Author: Salmon locus depressive



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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:57 AM
Author: chest-beating pearl headpube



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: mustard adventurous national factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649374)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: diverse garrison jewess



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: pearly bisexual lodge



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: erotic dark address sweet tailpipe



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Passionate maroon gaming laptop



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: Provocative Pink Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: 180 toilet seat stage



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Ivory Quadroon



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: demanding blue pocket flask



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy razzmatazz multi-billionaire roast beef



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy razzmatazz multi-billionaire roast beef



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: gay exhilarant private investor casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy razzmatazz multi-billionaire roast beef



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Author: Fantasy-prone candlestick maker



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Passionate maroon gaming laptop



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: Copper arrogant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Magenta Location Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Passionate maroon gaming laptop



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: olive appetizing whorehouse love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: autistic charismatic feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Passionate maroon gaming laptop



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: Sadistic roommate theatre

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: Passionate maroon gaming laptop



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: naked crackhouse patrolman

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Sadistic roommate theatre

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Out-of-control heady hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: cruel-hearted effete corn cake masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: flesh hospital toaster

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Purple telephone

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: stimulating snowy range mother

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: olive appetizing whorehouse love of her life

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Self-centered Station Travel Guidebook

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: submissive karate church

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Ebony site gaping

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Cocky Elastic Band

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: obsidian kitty goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: vermilion trailer park

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: buck-toothed sanctuary

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Arousing Marketing Idea

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Onyx disrespectful plaza

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: 180 toilet seat stage

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: flushed shivering pistol indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: naked crackhouse patrolman

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Spruce mind-boggling senate brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: slimy smoky circlehead space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: pearly bisexual lodge

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Federal deep principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: lascivious doobsian orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: Vibrant Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Passionate maroon gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: galvanic parlor nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: flushed shivering pistol indian lodge

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: flushed shivering pistol indian lodge

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: titillating useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: Big field liquid oxygen

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Arousing Marketing Idea

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: flushed shivering pistol indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: irradiated saffron resort

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: Sexy cowardly abode

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: opaque aphrodisiac ape main people

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Sexy cowardly abode

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: floppy bipolar voyeur ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: garnet low-t menage goal in life

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: irradiated saffron resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: cruel-hearted effete corn cake masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Arousing Marketing Idea

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: garnet low-t menage goal in life

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: Bistre Contagious University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: Sadistic roommate theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: soggy stead international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: unhinged tanning salon dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Glittery Narrow-minded Rehab Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Magenta Location Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: Salmon locus depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: galvanic parlor nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Trip Yapping Kitchen Hairy Legs

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: Bistre Contagious University

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: cruel-hearted effete corn cake masturbator

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Bistre Contagious University

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Ebony site gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: azure slippery locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: orange bonkers spot

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: garnet low-t menage goal in life

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: 180 toilet seat stage

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: garnet low-t menage goal in life

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: jet-lagged godawful library trust fund

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me...,” “Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: galvanic parlor nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: spectacular alpha twinkling uncleanness

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Carmine Costumed Dingle Berry Sex Offender

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: titillating useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Milky violent sneaky criminal

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Sexy cowardly abode

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Milky violent sneaky criminal

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Sexy cowardly abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: slimy smoky circlehead space

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: peach market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: clear athletic conference haunted graveyard

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Sexy cowardly abode

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: clear athletic conference haunted graveyard

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Carnelian marvelous base

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Sexy cowardly abode

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Sexy cowardly abode

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: Sexy cowardly abode

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27710635)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: olive appetizing whorehouse love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#46981231)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Sexy cowardly abode

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649391)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Federal deep principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27650272)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: talented blathering persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27669998)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27878618)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Beady-eyed mad-dog skullcap yarmulke

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#45778731)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: titillating useless brakes

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: motley shimmering church building jew

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: concupiscible wild native fanboi

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: motley shimmering church building jew

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: mewling red chapel philosopher-king

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: Carmine Costumed Dingle Berry Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27650909)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Sexy cowardly abode

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Chartreuse up-to-no-good hominid mad cow disease

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: mewling red chapel philosopher-king

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Curious filthy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27851709)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: galvanic parlor nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#49463319)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: flushed shivering pistol indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27851698)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: obsidian kitty goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27650263)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: vigorous cerise legal warrant tank

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: fragrant new version business firm

love the response time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27670055)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Coral genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27710471)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Sexy cowardly abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27710640)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Indigo skinny woman idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27711174)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: insanely creepy bateful home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27851437)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: exciting pit

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy razzmatazz multi-billionaire roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27847114)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Cocky Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27849726)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: insanely creepy bateful home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27851424)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone candlestick maker

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: angry mint puppy

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Indigo skinny woman idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27856606)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Ivory Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27989251)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#28573915)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#29029487)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: galvanic parlor nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#49464215)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy razzmatazz multi-billionaire roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#28337702)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy razzmatazz multi-billionaire roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#28456516)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: Idiotic bespoke preventive strike

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy razzmatazz multi-billionaire roast beef

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#29406604)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: cracking judgmental area therapy

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: Spruce mind-boggling senate brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#29843822)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: grizzly razzle-dazzle stag film legend

Check you emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#29843863)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy razzmatazz multi-billionaire roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#30037755)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: infuriating wagecucks scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#30037768)



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: sickened office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#30362150)



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy razzmatazz multi-billionaire roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#30362240)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: Idiotic bespoke preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#32170273)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: Spruce mind-boggling senate brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#32401140)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Glittery Narrow-minded Rehab Cuckold

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#32401153)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: Impressive property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#32577548)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy razzmatazz multi-billionaire roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#32996983)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy razzmatazz multi-billionaire roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#34306526)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: Idiotic bespoke preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#34507269)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Laughsome parlour coldplay fan

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#35228655)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:38 PM
Author: Glassy nudist shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#39668743)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: galvanic parlor nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#43769855)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Vibrant Foreskin

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#43769858)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed mad-dog skullcap yarmulke

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#45778734)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: light place of business

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUUbXNxUMAA974G.jpg:large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Geriatric crawly set

This is an amazing thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#35517892)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Idiotic bespoke preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#36809589)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy razzmatazz multi-billionaire roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#39668539)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
Author: bossy electric furnace

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#39668777)



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Date: November 19th, 2020 6:05 AM
Author: stirring cobalt messiness



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Date: December 16th, 2020 11:18 PM
Author: stirring cobalt messiness



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Date: March 17th, 2021 1:24 PM
Author: Multi-colored indirect expression



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Date: June 2nd, 2021 11:19 PM
Author: unhinged tanning salon dragon



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:33 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy razzmatazz multi-billionaire roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#42711914)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:32 AM
Author: unhinged tanning salon dragon



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: stirring cobalt messiness



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Date: October 18th, 2021 8:57 AM
Author: razzle lilac water buffalo stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#43289786)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy razzmatazz multi-billionaire roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#45778659)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: comical round eye forum

Update on world peace matter? Just send me what you have so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#45778737)



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Date: July 18th, 2024 11:11 AM
Author: brilliant gas station



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Date: May 31st, 2023 12:17 AM
Author: Brass heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#46373918)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: alcoholic iridescent school nowag



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:45 PM
Author: Khaki cruise ship



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Date: January 27th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: galvanic parlor nibblets



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: galvanic parlor nibblets



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: splenetic dashing affirmative action community account



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: Passionate maroon gaming laptop



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Date: March 7th, 2026 5:52 AM
Author: galvanic parlor nibblets



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