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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: transparent house-broken den psychic

*draws big line on napkin*

"The French forces were arrayed here. As you'll recall from our discussion of the Ulm Campaign over the appetizers, Napoleon had just captured a big chunk of the Austrian army and occupied the Austrian capital of Vienna, but he feigned confusion and weakness in his own ranks by intentionally evacuating the Pratzen heights"

*draws circle, labels it "PRATZEN"*

"Now here on the far right of the Allied lines, guarding the road to Olmutz, was a unit commanded by General Bagration. Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319341)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: scarlet hideous clown private investor



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: bearded brunch multi-billionaire

"Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319353)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Twinkling contagious azn resort



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: Excitant ruby space



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: vibrant fighting faggot firefighter keepsake machete



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: Electric Temple



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: Excitant ruby space



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: multi-colored orange stain dragon

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35845075)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Excitant ruby space



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: saffron turdskin chapel



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Date: November 27th, 2020 2:29 PM
Author: Aqua gaping church



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: Diverse legal warrant

"Excuse me, waitress? Do you have any more sugar packets? I'll need about 30 of the pink ones and 25 of the blue ones."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319358)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: transparent house-broken den psychic



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: provocative avocado dingle berry mother



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: bearded brunch multi-billionaire

“And 45 pepper shakers and 60 salt. Make that 70 - almost forgot about the artillery backup.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319367)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Diverse legal warrant

"And can we move these tables together? Yeah -- that one too."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319372)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: bearded brunch multi-billionaire

“the gap between the tables can represent the stream. and two more ice teas”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319388)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: transparent house-broken den psychic

*grabs some more food from the charcuterie plate*

"So this piece of salami is Marshal Lannes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319543)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: transparent house-broken den psychic

"Oops, how can I forget his marshal's baton!"

*sticks toothpick into salami slice*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319547)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: Diverse legal warrant

180

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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Gay trip university



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Mewling idiot theater



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Goy 2: Hypergoy



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Magical point rigpig



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Aromatic Stag Film

"Actually, get me 20 pink and 10 yellow ones. May as well distinguish between the Russian and Austrian forces."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319373)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: bearded brunch multi-billionaire



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Gay trip university



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: Stimulating round eye set

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320152)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Godawful gold ape



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: cream death wish knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35329940)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: fragrant internet-worthy degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35339084)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: soul-stirring massive piazza dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35342427)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: scarlet hideous clown private investor

"From our waitress' sour look I presume she is a defender of Holy Roman Emperor Francis II," Charles told his date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319379)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: bearded brunch multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319426)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Gay trip university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319436)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: transparent house-broken den psychic

*Russian busboy furrows brow, mutters about how the Tsar should have listened to Kutuzov*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319441)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone stage black woman

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35327926)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: Passionate flushed native headpube

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35845073)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Excitant ruby space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36385792)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Goy 2: Hypergoy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#49408111)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:33 AM
Author: Fishy twinkling uncleanness national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319393)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: blue low-t boltzmann nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320332)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Twinkling contagious azn resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320588)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: Boyish sickened water buffalo codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320692)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: Twinkling contagious azn resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35333955)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Godawful gold ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36409505)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: Apoplectic step-uncle's house electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36997758)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: stirring amber range sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319364)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: transparent house-broken den psychic

"OK, you see the distance between my steak your cup of poison? That's about the maximum range of the 12 pound artillery guns used by the IV and V Corps. This is going to be important when we talk about the Allied retreat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319374)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Floppy Marketing Idea Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319729)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: brass patrolman parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320671)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Excitant ruby space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321905)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: umber field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35717240)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: bearded brunch multi-billionaire

openly howling with laughter at this thread, 180s all round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319400)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Floppy Marketing Idea Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319728)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: Big emerald nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36996567)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: Gay trip university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319403)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Gay trip university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319431)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: transparent house-broken den psychic

two hours into it, a small crowd has gathered

"...so yeah, that's pretty much how the War of the Third Coalition ended, here in the heart of Bohemia. Waitress, Czech please? No pun intended."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319433)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: scarlet hideous clown private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319447)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: Diverse legal warrant

Charles's date discretely pulls out phone and texts "I can't come over tonight Chad, something came up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319453)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: transparent house-broken den psychic

*Charles signs check, looks at date*

"So, uh, do you want to come back to my place and learn about the Treaty of Pressburg?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319475)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Salmon senate windowlicker

pls extend this

make it like that 2nd cousin & biglawyer in the bathtub poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319620)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Salmon senate windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319994)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: transparent house-broken den psychic

Charles's date is hanging off his arm as they walk to his Arlington, VA apartment, running her fingers through his remaining hair. She can't wait to get him all alone.

But, to her surprise, there are two dudes in the apartment. It's mance rayder and bob woodward pu. And they're wearing britches.

"I think the best way to learn about the Treaty of Pressburg is to reenact the negotiations", Charles said. "I've invited my friends over to serve as the Austrian foreign minister Count von Cobenzl and Emperor Francis"

He then puts a three corner hat on his shocked date. "You will be playing Napoleon. Remember the crushing victory you just won, and consider what kind of concessions you can extract. If you need help, I will be role playing your foreign minister Charles Maurice de Talleyrand but lets see how much you can do on your own"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320209)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: Diverse legal warrant

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320213)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Mewling idiot theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320243)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Aromatic Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320273)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Haunting bawdyhouse

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320570)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: Gay trip university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320675)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: Appetizing French Elastic Band Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321803)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone stage black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35327931)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: ivory mediation boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35328457)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:39 AM
Author: Hilarious doctorate

180 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35361311)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: swashbuckling stage boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35361465)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: Godawful gold ape

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35631582)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: saffron turdskin chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36409534)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: Slippery Razzmatazz Hell

TOP NOTCH XO RIGHT HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36409928)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: thirsty pink useless brakes trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36409950)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: thirsty pink useless brakes trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36409948)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: Big emerald nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36996565)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: flirting international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36997862)



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Date: October 22nd, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: Godawful gold ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#37076025)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: dull abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#48462347)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Goy 2: Hypergoy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#49408120)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: coiffed sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#49408123)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: Mewling idiot theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320220)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: Floppy Marketing Idea Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319739)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: Magical point rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35326207)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: ivory mediation boistinker

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319455)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: Adventurous Really Tough Guy Box Office

fun thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319478)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: Gay trip university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319523)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: Marvelous light regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319555)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: bateful corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319559)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: Salmon senate windowlicker

Krampus and Mance, how do you know so much about this battle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319607)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: slate aphrodisiac casino

How do you not? The first half of War & Peace leads up to Austerlitz? Every Russian school boy knows every detail (and half the girls). Bagration is more famous in Russia than Sherman is in the US. Nigger was so famous they named a WW2 offensive after him 130 years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319670)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: transparent house-broken den psychic

lol it's literally one of the most famous battles in world history. it is widely considered Napoleon's greatest victory. Robert E. Lee sought to imitate it during the Civil War, and arguably did at Chancellorsville

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319688)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: Salmon senate windowlicker

but how do you know so much about the details

high school history class?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319704)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: slate aphrodisiac casino

He's not a Yankee retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319715)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: transparent house-broken den psychic

lol no. I re-read the Battle of Austerlitz wikipedia article every few years to remind myself of the details. Same with the Battle of Jena-Auerstadt and a few others.

Also General Bagration, as ARE Reptile pointed out, is famous because in WWII the Red Army named a major anti-Nazi operation for him. When CharlesXII tells his date to remember the name Bagration, he's setting up a storyarc where he keeps seeing this girl and keeps lecturing her on Russian military history until at least the Eastern Front of World War II

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319731)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: Gay trip university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319958)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: Haunting bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320563)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: Excitant ruby space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321921)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: Aromatic Stag Film

Don't forget Bagration's pivotal role at the Battle of Borodino. We can buy some pie for dessert and use the slices to represent the fleches while a bowl of ice cream can be the Great Redoubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321941)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:12 AM
Author: Big emerald nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36996572)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Magical point rigpig

Next level. I’m such a dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35326223)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: blue low-t boltzmann nibblets

Wheels within wheels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35328396)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: vibrant fighting faggot firefighter keepsake machete



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:15 PM
Author: Exciting buff bbw



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Date: February 6th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: fragrant internet-worthy degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35339090)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Gay trip university



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: Aromatic Stag Film

Lee's pursuit of an Austerlitz-style victory possibly lost the South the war, imo. Technology had rendered such "win the war in one day" shock victories impractical. Even in his big win at Chancellorsville Lee's army was hopelessly blown out by the end and the Union Army was both intact and ready for additional offensive action if it had been ordered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320508)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: transparent house-broken den psychic

Lee needed to defeat Union morale, not the Union army.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320523)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: Haunting bawdyhouse

CR.

He needed to take DC. The south controlling DC and setting their capital there would have changed the war completely and likely would have resulted in foreign intervention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320598)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Aromatic Stag Film

Yes, and frankly the best way to do that was for the Union army to pitch itself into meatgrinder offensive actions that killed thousands and failed to win big victories. Lee could not shatter the Army of the Potomac in the field, and his efforts to do so only lowered the lifespan of his army. The low point of Union morale was arguably in mid-1864, when we know they were close to victory but when actual onlookers just saw huge battles killing thousands of men with no clear outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320662)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Haunting bawdyhouse

It wasnt technology that changed warfare, it was the mass mobilization of the population. Armies could be thoroughly routed, but the State can survive.

The Russians were the first to learn this and make the most out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320582)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: transparent house-broken den psychic

Mass mobilization was revolutionary France's big innovation bro...the Conscription Act was a big milestone. Every citizen a soldier!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320604)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: Haunting bawdyhouse

Sorry, meant to say they learned this lesson the best after Napoleon used mass mobilization so effectively. Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320615)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Aromatic Stag Film

Mass mobilization itself is a technological shift, though. I'm referring to the effect of the railroad and steamship just as much as I'm referring to rifled muskets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320688)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: blue low-t boltzmann nibblets

And food and materiel production, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35328416)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Mustard Cruise Ship Scourge Upon The Earth

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319641)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: slate aphrodisiac casino

I wish Tindersloot was up for this kind of conversation, but alas....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319656)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: transparent house-broken den psychic

"OMG Becky, his war game piece for Napoleon was a slice of Italian bread with honey smeared on top, because Napoleon was from Corsica and had honeybees on his imperial crest!"

"I know - he's so smart AND creative!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319703)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: transparent house-broken den psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319914)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Appetizing French Elastic Band Lettuce

Identifying Vienna as the Austrian capital was a helpful detail imho given one of the datelab stories last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319980)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: transparent house-broken den psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320013)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Gay trip university

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320687)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 8:03 AM
Author: rambunctious red center

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35336850)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:30 AM
Author: swashbuckling stage boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35361473)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: Fishy twinkling uncleanness national security agency

Classic xo 18000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35319971)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: Mewling idiot theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320123)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Magical point rigpig

1 trillion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320146)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: flirting international law enforcement agency

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320177)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Twinkling contagious azn resort

great threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320251)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: transparent house-broken den psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320320)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: transparent house-broken den psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320503)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: Haunting bawdyhouse

Fantastic content creartion and history lesson.

This is why I come here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320610)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: transparent house-broken den psychic

(DC 6)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320660)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: Aromatic Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321002)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: Excitant ruby space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321927)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Passionate flushed native headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35845091)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Aromatic Stag Film

Angela looked at the directions on her phone again.

"Arrive at 2:30 pm, sharp. I only have 3 hours and we need to make every moment count."

Make every moment count? What was THAT supposed to mean, Angela thought. Was Charles thinking of...no, no, he'd made it very clear how he felt about those activities. Still, after she protested that she wanted some alone time together, he'd agreed that none of his strange lawyer friends would be around this time.

She stepped up to his apartment door and gave a knock.

"Come in, it's unlocked."

As she stepped in, Angela found herself confronted by a map...a very large map, with strange blue and red blocks on it.

https://cf.geekdo-images.com/images/pic298083_lg.jpg

"Howdy, Angela, great to see you. You mentioned wanting some alone time, so I thought we could follow-up on last week's discussion with a head-to-head board game."

Board game?, thought Angela. Charles had mentioned an interest in them, but this didn't look anything like Catan or Pandemic or even Risk.

"This," Charles said with unconcealed enthusiasm, "is Napoleon's Triumph. It's a board game specifically on the Battle of Austerlitz, and is the masterwork of Rachel Simmons."

"A girl made this?"

"Well, he was Bowen Simmons at the time, but transitioned to being a woman around 2014. Very strange, but the game is excellent. Since you were Napoleon last time, I figured I'd reverse things now and let you be the Allies. You enjoy numerical superiority, but are more limited in movement and are under pressure to attack the French."

"...Oh. But I was hoping since we're alone we might have a chance to-"

Charles interrupted her by handing her a 12-page pamphlet.

"These are the rules. You'll want to give them a close read while I prep dinner. They aren't long compared to most wargame rulesets but they're pretty dense. It'll all make sense when we start playing, trust me."

"This is splendid, Charles, really," Angela said. "But before we start, I thought maybe you'd like some wine. I brought one of the bottles I won at the church raffle!"

"That's great, but alcohol is poison."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35320826)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: stirring amber range sex offender

XO is the only beacon of light in a bleak world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321019)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Don Spaceporn De La Squancha (βœ…πŸ‘)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#49408101)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Goy 2: Hypergoy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#49408130)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Canary Startling Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321030)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: transparent house-broken den psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321108)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Diverse legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321156)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Gay trip university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321769)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Excitant ruby space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321943)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: Ruddy insane ticket booth

"I think that Napoleon’s Triumph adapts well to team play. While I know that many gamers have difficulty in finding even one opponent, I do hope that folks will be able at some point to give this entertaining option a try."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321976)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 PM
Author: Fishy twinkling uncleanness national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35324150)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 PM
Author: vibrant fighting faggot firefighter keepsake machete

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35324182)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: Mewling idiot theater

It is a tense moment. Desperate to impress the last good single man, Angela makes her move.

"Angela, there's at least three problems here. You can't declare a guard attack if your path is obstructed and, even if it wasn't, the attack LEADING units must be guard infantry units. But the larger issue is that move would be massively suboptimal even if it was legal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35326306)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:28 AM
Author: transparent house-broken den psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35326318)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:29 AM
Author: Aromatic Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35326325)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: ivory mediation boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35328520)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:31 AM
Author: swashbuckling stage boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35361475)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: thirsty pink useless brakes trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35630899)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Exciting buff bbw

The fucking kicker kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35630923)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: Hilarious doctorate

probably the best post in one of the best threads in recent memory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35717279)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:14 AM
Author: Big emerald nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36996578)



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Date: June 23rd, 2023 12:14 PM
Author: bearded brunch multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#46463254)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: WordcelWorth

"A girl made this?" "Well..." nearly killed me, wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#49408089)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: thriller sapphire lay

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321169)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Talented Vermilion Menage

incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321202)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: transparent house-broken den psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321762)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Underhanded nowag orchestra pit

His date getting hard as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35321765)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: transparent house-broken den psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35322279)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: Mauve site fanboi

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35322331)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: transparent house-broken den psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35324036)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: Excitant ruby space

Keep coming back to this thread — 180s all around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35324077)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:35 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Area

Will CharlesXII ever find a woman like this? Or will his genes just be brutally culled from the gene pool?

I was a less extreme version of this as a kid, overflowing with random historical knowledge and looking for someone to share it with. I wish someone at some point had grabbed me by the shoulders, shaken me, and told me at least to try to be cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35326367)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: transparent house-broken den psychic

to be fair, I wouldn't have been capable of making this thread and many of the detailed posts within it if there wasn't a little CharlesXII inside of me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35326377)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: Aromatic Stag Film

I will never be cool in a million years. At best I can be interesting, impressive, and a good person to the best of my ability. If the end result of that is being culled, then so be it. I've had a good life so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35326477)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 8:05 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Area

Dude, a brilliant guy like you has a responsibility to procreate.

I think a lot about Jesus's parable of the servants who were given the talents. I expect that one day God will call upon me to explain what I did with what he gave me, and I hope I have a good answer to give him. Part of that is ensuring that my genes continue. I don't have any kids, and it might look to some like I had no path to having any, but I'm moving in that direction in my own circuitous way. Hopefully you are too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35327390)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Mewling idiot theater

I'm going to call flame on this one. If God wants specific men to reproduce, he should either make those people taller and with full heads of hair or rewire women so those aren't the two things they care about most.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35327863)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Area

(bitter incel rage watching Idiocracy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35327905)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: Mewling idiot theater

Flame, I've never seen Idiocracy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35328977)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: transparent house-broken den psychic

To be fair, I've seen lots of dorky board game loving guys like Charles find, marry, and mate with blue haired nerd girls. Some were even bald. Charles's religious scruples are likely the bigger obstacle.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35329167)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: Mewling idiot theater

This is extremely rare. Any girl nerdy enough to play board games is constantly in social situations where the gender ratio is 10-15:1 and, as all girls do, has access to Chad on demand from her phone. Wifeing somebody with so many options is the dating equivalent of nabbing a SCOTUS clerkship. Sure, it happens because SOMEBODY has to get it, but it ain't gonna be you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35329504)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Ruddy insane ticket booth

doesn't mean the wife has to be into board games. does your wife poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35329884)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Aromatic Stag Film

TBH the only shared interest I actually desire in a chick is reading non-trashy books (and they don't have to be the same books I read).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35330260)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: transparent house-broken den psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35333950)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:15 AM
Author: self-centered irradiated hall

These girls don't fuck chad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35361448)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Yapping House Wagecucks

As long as hes legitimately happy we're all a lot better off with charles as he is vs another rsf/nyuug clone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35338672)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:17 AM
Author: Aqua gaping church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35326794)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: transparent house-broken den psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35327327)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: peach vivacious school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35328351)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Galvanic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35330280)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: transparent house-broken den psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35332655)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Flatulent Tanning Salon

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35333975)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: transparent house-broken den psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35339007)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: Yapping House Wagecucks

Gods work itt brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35338678)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Honey-headed razzle pit

180, best dating thread in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35339018)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring massive piazza dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35342422)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:44 AM
Author: Hilarious doctorate

thread of the year so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35361314)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: transparent house-broken den psychic

best part is that it was a team effort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35365438)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: Underhanded nowag orchestra pit

So modest!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35630909)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:18 AM
Author: bearded brunch multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35361453)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle tripping station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35365005)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: transparent house-broken den psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35630886)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: umber field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35664164)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: supple lemon indian lodge deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35664173)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: umber field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35811110)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Hilarious doctorate

this is now 1 step closer to becoming a reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35844717)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: transparent house-broken den psychic

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35844732)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Big emerald nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#35844941)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: bearded brunch multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36385760)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: Big emerald nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36996550)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: transparent house-broken den psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36997740)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: fragrant internet-worthy degenerate

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36997805)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: bearded brunch multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#48462327)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: sexy principal's office crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36997952)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: transparent house-broken den psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#36999477)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:13 PM
Author: transparent house-broken den psychic

huh there was a guy in Russia who had this fetish IRL

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/11/russia-napoleon-scholar-confesses-dismembering-young-lover-191110145909187.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#39108104)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:16 PM
Author: Exciting buff bbw

I just read a book about Napoleon and this thread moves from 180 to 181.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#39108116)



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Date: September 7th, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: Pontificating Milk Plaza

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#40885180)



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Date: November 16th, 2020 9:05 PM
Author: Aqua gaping church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#41379029)



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Date: April 12th, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: Hairraiser state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#42268609)



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Date: April 12th, 2021 11:53 PM
Author: Aqua gaping church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#42268620)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 12:28 AM
Author: Azure learning disabled business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#42268805)



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Date: June 23rd, 2023 12:10 PM
Author: bearded brunch multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#46463239)



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Date: July 21st, 2024 10:20 AM
Author: bearded brunch multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#47873275)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: dull abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id.#48462334)



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