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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Adventurous indian lodge It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Galvanic chrome weed whacker did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: clear stimulating trailer park internal respiration "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: excitant awkward corn cake library (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Salmon idiot sanctuary "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Aphrodisiac personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Beady-eyed Chestnut Wagecucks Chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Self-centered stead quadroon (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Adventurous indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: internet-worthy lay who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Adventurous indian lodge Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#30492630) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: indigo home 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Crystalline coffee pot bbw "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#32250229) |
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