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HYPO: Start over from age 12, but you must graduate from HLS before turning 30
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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:06 PM Author: misunderstood legal warrant piazza You will be returned to your 12th birthday. You will retain all memories, and they will be merged with your memories as a 12 year old. You can do what you please, but if you have not graduated from HLS by the time you turn 30, you will receive a life sentence without possibility of parole to be served in the Louisiana State Penitentiary. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720753&forum_id=2...id.#48906039) |
Date: May 5th, 2025 4:14 PM Author: titillating newt *attend TTT, get 4.0*
*do HLS LLM*
*profit* |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:54 PM Author: Khaki tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720753&forum_id=2...id.#48906851) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:15 PM Author: thirsty telephone what happens if i reject the offer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720753&forum_id=2...id.#48906066) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:16 PM Author: Self-absorbed half-breed I’m just going to buy Bitcoin and get unlimited commissary in the pen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720753&forum_id=2...id.#48906068) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:31 PM Author: titillating newt You could probably buy your way into HLS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720753&forum_id=2...id.#48906110) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 5:28 PM Author: Self-absorbed half-breed But then I would have to be a lawyer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720753&forum_id=2...id.#48906314) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:17 PM Author: razzle grizzly kitchen prole even a 1% chance of stepping foot in Louisiana, much less a Louisiana prison, is not worth this hypo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720753&forum_id=2...id.#48906070) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:25 PM Author: Cowardly Spectacular Set Even outside of being sent to Hell in Louisiana, why the fuck would I want to relieve my childhood with my adult memories?
Not to mention that I'm going to be surrounded by dumbass teenagers while I have the mind of maturity of a fully grown adult. |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:26 PM Author: misunderstood legal warrant piazza 90s McNuggets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720753&forum_id=2...id.#48906092) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:37 PM Author: Cowardly Spectacular Set Mighty Wings, my nigga, Mighty Wings (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720753&forum_id=2...id.#48906143) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:28 PM Author: razzle grizzly kitchen prole because you would know to invest in Microsoft, Meta, and BTC. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720753&forum_id=2...id.#48906099) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:36 PM Author: Cowardly Spectacular Set Yes, with my meager $7.00/hr paycheck working part time afterschool at McD's, I'll certainly build up a nice nest egg. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720753&forum_id=2...id.#48906138) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:20 AM Author: maize skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720753&forum_id=2...id.#48907959) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:27 PM Author: provocative alcoholic area boiling water I'll take it. No reward needed (other than the chance to be 12 again).
EDIT: Although watch me fuck it up this time despite the advance notice. I strive through HS and go to HUG (instead of the sTTTate ug I actually went to), then do middling and end up in the louisiana state pen or, worse, GULC. |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:31 PM Author: histrionic twinkling weed whacker lol the average gpa at harvard is like 3.8 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720753&forum_id=2...id.#48906114) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:45 PM Author: misunderstood legal warrant piazza Better strategy is to go to a TTT UG, grind and GPAmaxx and LSATmaxx. HLS LLM as a backup.
You also need to cashmaxx in high school and college, so you have money to buy BTC. |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:32 PM Author: vibrant swollen hospital stain I already graduated from HLS before 30, so I’d imagine round 2 would be even easier as long as I have my youthful neuroplasticity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720753&forum_id=2...id.#48906118) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:37 PM Author: big base water buffalo living 12-30 again is worth it regardless of what comes next (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720753&forum_id=2...id.#48906140) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: Yellow at-the-ready tank Easy. Not much capital needed to earn >$100m on BTC. Then buy admission to HLS. But I met my wife at a different law school so hard pass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720753&forum_id=2...id.#48906311) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 5:29 PM Author: misunderstood legal warrant piazza lmao tell us more about your irreplaceable law school wife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720753&forum_id=2...id.#48906319) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:31 PM Author: Khaki tanning salon How are you getting bitcoin at age 12? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720753&forum_id=2...id.#48907080) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 5:29 PM Author: orange bonkers background story heaven no i'd just end up a schizo junkie trying to deal with being the kwisatz haderach (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720753&forum_id=2...id.#48906318) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:55 PM Author: Khaki tanning salon Sure, this is very doable. I’ll make so much money on stocks I’ll donate a wing if I can’t hack it academically. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720753&forum_id=2...id.#48906854) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:20 PM Author: provocative alcoholic area boiling water If you put a penny into anything other than bitcoin (and maybe sports betting) you're retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720753&forum_id=2...id.#48906910) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:30 PM Author: Khaki tanning salon Gonna be tough to graduate from Harvard no later than 2009 by donating a wing with my bitcoin profits. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720753&forum_id=2...id.#48907078) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:41 AM Author: bearded wagecucks Start identifying as a Native American at age 12 and you are a shoe in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720753&forum_id=2...id.#48907841) |