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Nudist Aphrodisiac Home
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
boyish grizzly station
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Cr
Irradiated Lilac Macaca Orchestra Pit
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titillating toaster party of the first part
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Flesh fat ankles
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Indecent telephone
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
motley chrome friendly grandma
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These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
cracking bossy property
  05/05/25
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
motley chrome friendly grandma
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cracking bossy property
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slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
Offensive Fishy Marketing Idea
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
cracking bossy property
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
Offensive Fishy Marketing Idea
  05/05/25
180
cracking bossy property
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
Ivory frum heaven
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not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
house-broken mexican becky
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ruby excitant space mother
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There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
Burgundy pisswyrm hominid
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
sadistic quadroon
  05/06/25
180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
Burgundy pisswyrm hominid
  05/06/25
comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
Flesh fat ankles
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
histrionic hot dingle berry
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
French parlor
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
house-broken mexican becky
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
deep fuchsia kitty
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
titillating toaster party of the first part
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
sadistic quadroon
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Nudist Aphrodisiac Home
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
sadistic quadroon
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1800000
Nudist Aphrodisiac Home
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sadistic quadroon
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
Exhilarant Misanthropic Address
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He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
vivacious chad
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
umber impressive masturbator twinkling uncleanness
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The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
Flesh fat ankles
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
Exhilarant Misanthropic Address
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
Indecent telephone
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
Exhilarant Misanthropic Address
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
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Exhilarant Misanthropic Address
  06/07/25
My bum is on the Swedish
Garnet office
  05/09/25
i really enjoyed the slut mobile
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: Nudist Aphrodisiac Home



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: boyish grizzly station

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Irradiated Lilac Macaca Orchestra Pit

Cr

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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: titillating toaster party of the first part



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Flesh fat ankles



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Indecent telephone



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: motley chrome friendly grandma

slutmobile obv

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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: cracking bossy property

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: motley chrome friendly grandma

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: cracking bossy property



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Offensive Fishy Marketing Idea

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: cracking bossy property

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Offensive Fishy Marketing Idea

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: cracking bossy property

180

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Ivory frum heaven

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: house-broken mexican becky

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: ruby excitant space mother



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Burgundy pisswyrm hominid

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: sadistic quadroon

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: Burgundy pisswyrm hominid

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Flesh fat ankles

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: histrionic hot dingle berry

when he put his bum on the Swedish

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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: French parlor

Marrying Drew Barrymore

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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: house-broken mexican becky

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: deep fuchsia kitty

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: titillating toaster party of the first part

I like undercutters pizza.

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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: sadistic quadroon

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Nudist Aphrodisiac Home



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: sadistic quadroon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: Nudist Aphrodisiac Home

1800000

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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: sadistic quadroon



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Exhilarant Misanthropic Address

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: vivacious chad

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: umber impressive masturbator twinkling uncleanness

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: Flesh fat ankles

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Exhilarant Misanthropic Address

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: Indecent telephone

scholarship is 180, boner police

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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: Exhilarant Misanthropic Address

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Exhilarant Misanthropic Address

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Nudist Aphrodisiac Home



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Exhilarant Misanthropic Address



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Garnet office

My bum is on the Swedish

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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Fragrant crystalline plaza goyim

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Mildly autistic genital piercing kitchen

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48918763)