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SP makes the news for literal slip-and-fall "victory" - $2.3M for falling down

https://archive.is/NQjNC Funeral guest trips and falls on...
boyish field windowlicker
  05/25/25
They forgot to mention someone honked their car horn right b...
mint deep goal in life
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boyish field windowlicker
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Floppy Hairy Legs Den
  05/25/25
1. disgusting 2. that guy is not and never has been spacepo...
stimulating base
  05/25/25
Lol yes it is
Lilac cerebral dog poop
  05/25/25
fine
stimulating base
  05/25/25
this entire aspect of tort law is so fucking scummy
Talented mildly autistic shitlib
  05/25/25
Welp, they should have built their steps better or whatever.
Electric Cream Market
  05/25/25
oh lawdy, SPjr was in for such a hurtin’ that night
Bespoke Vengeful Senate
  05/25/25
Holy shit 180
Rusted Brunch
  05/25/25
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boyish field windowlicker
  05/25/25
we need a 100 post thread in the vein of CSLG threads where ...
Cracking striped hyena
  05/25/25
Ward and Chris are kyoot
Passionate idiotic national
  05/25/25
Non-uniform stairs are an obvious hazard.
Salmon tank stage
  05/25/25
But they look like regular stairs don’t they
Rusted Brunch
  05/25/25
Anyone ever notice how the stairs on cruise ships are too st...
flatulent gaming laptop pervert
  05/25/25
Nobody is going to have sympathy for you falling down stairs...
Cracking striped hyena
  05/25/25
I just booked tickets anyone want to represent me
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Cordovan Giraffe
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400 lb black woman in wheelchair pre-boarding
  05/26/25
180 spaceporn!
internet g0y
  05/26/25
180. Hope you get a piece of the $$
spit on a stranger
  05/26/25
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400 lb black woman in wheelchair pre-boarding
  05/27/25
Spaceporn needs to come back and start trolling CSLG &qu...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNWI)
  05/27/25
SP is the greatest content creator here of the last decade
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Date: May 25th, 2025 1:55 AM
Author: boyish field windowlicker

https://archive.is/NQjNC

Funeral guest trips and falls on stairs at club, suffers fractures — $2.3 million settlement

Virginia Lawyers Weekly//March 9, 2025// 2 Minute Read

Injuries alleged: Shoulder fracture, skull and facial fractures, traumatic brain injury with extensive hospitalization and permanent sequelae

Name of mediator: Judge Thomas S. Shadrick (Ret.)

Date resolved: July 19, 2024

Special damages: $766,831.50

Attorneys for plaintiff: Ward Marstiller and [Spaceporn], Richmond, Emroch & Kilduff

Description of case: The 80-year-old plaintiff was attending a funeral reception with her husband as guests at a private club when she fell down an exterior flight of stairs leading to an outdoor courtyard.

The plaintiff claimed she was at or near the top of the stairs when she lost her balance and cascaded down the steps, almost to the courtyard below.

The plaintiff alleged that the contractor who built the stairs, as part of a courtyard renovation project a few years before the subject incident, violated multiple building codes due primarily to non-uniformity of step height and depth. The top step riser and tread were shorter than the rest of the step risers and treads, which constituted a known fall hazard within the construction industry, according to the plaintiff’s experts, a forensic engineer and forensic architect.

The plaintiff further alleged that the club owner negligently failed to remedy or warn about this fall hazard. The plaintiff’s claim was corroborated by deposition testimony from both the contractor and club staff concerning the short top step as a potential fall hazard.

The defense designated a forensic architect to rebut the plaintiff’s allegations.

Due to the plaintiff’s post-traumatic amnesia, she could not recall precisely how or where she fell. Moreover, neither her husband nor any club staff member was able to provide eyewitness testimony as to the mechanism of the plaintiff’s fall.

A guest at the reception was eventually discovered who recalled certain aspects of the plaintiff’s fall but did not observe the plaintiff’s legs and feet at the time of her fall.

The plaintiff designated a biomechanical engineer to assist with causation issues in the case. The parties settled for $2.3 million a few days before trial.

Ward Marstiller, counsel for the plaintiff, provided case information.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2...id.#48960056)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:11 AM
Author: mint deep goal in life

They forgot to mention someone honked their car horn right before the plaintiff fell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2...id.#48960073)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:12 AM
Author: boyish field windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2...id.#48960074)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Floppy Hairy Legs Den



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:39 AM
Author: stimulating base

1. disgusting

2. that guy is not and never has been spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2...id.#48960086)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:22 AM
Author: Lilac cerebral dog poop

Lol yes it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2...id.#48960147)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: stimulating base

fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2...id.#48960177)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:42 AM
Author: Talented mildly autistic shitlib

this entire aspect of tort law is so fucking scummy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2...id.#48960093)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: Electric Cream Market

Welp, they should have built their steps better or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2...id.#48960156)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: Bespoke Vengeful Senate

oh lawdy, SPjr was in for such a hurtin’ that night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2...id.#48960180)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Rusted Brunch

Holy shit 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2...id.#48960183)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: boyish field windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2...id.#48960231)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: Cracking striped hyena

we need a 100 post thread in the vein of CSLG threads where half the posts say something to the effect of "you may be a fag but some damn fine lawyering there tex! really exposing inefficiencies in the system! hell yeah"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2...id.#48960187)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:03 AM
Author: Passionate idiotic national

Ward and Chris are kyoot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2...id.#48960197)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:05 AM
Author: Salmon tank stage

Non-uniform stairs are an obvious hazard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2...id.#48960199)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: Rusted Brunch

But they look like regular stairs don’t they

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2...id.#48960200)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: flatulent gaming laptop pervert

Anyone ever notice how the stairs on cruise ships are too steep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2...id.#48960201)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:11 AM
Author: Cracking striped hyena

Nobody is going to have sympathy for you falling down stairs, fatty. You'll just end up with broken legs and maybe a grand in comped drinks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2...id.#48960202)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:25 AM
Author: Aqua concupiscible garrison

I just booked tickets anyone want to represent me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2...id.#48960207)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: Cordovan Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2...id.#48960848)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: boyish field windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2...id.#48960551)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: boyish field windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2...id.#48960808)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: boyish field windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2...id.#48961364)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: 400 lb black woman in wheelchair pre-boarding (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2...id.#48962096)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: internet g0y

180 spaceporn!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2...id.#48962124)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: spit on a stranger ((zurich is stained))

180. Hope you get a piece of the $$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2...id.#48962231)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:39 AM
Author: 400 lb black woman in wheelchair pre-boarding (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2...id.#48964131)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:42 AM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNWI) (🧐)

Spaceporn needs to come back and start trolling CSLG

"Let's see who has the most 100 post threads now, chump"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2...id.#48964135)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:43 AM
Author: 400 lb black woman in wheelchair pre-boarding (✅🍑)

SP is the greatest content creator here of the last decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2...id.#48964138)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: Ass Sunstein



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2...id.#48964160)