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I PROMOTE THE ASSASSINATION OF ANYONE INVOLVED IN PRIVATE EQUITY

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bright aromatic plaza codepig
  05/26/25
as a PE employee, i agree, but dont shoot me
medicated histrionic step-uncle's house
  05/26/25
We do a lot of lending to PE firms and in turn are owned by ...
motley death wish
  05/26/25
?
medicated histrionic step-uncle's house
  05/26/25
I work at a PE owned asset manager who in turn has an altern...
motley death wish
  05/26/25
Normally its the lender that owns the PE fund in my view.
medicated histrionic step-uncle's house
  05/26/25
It’s all variations on the basic theme of sticking you...
Adventurous copper point generalized bond
  05/26/25
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bright aromatic plaza codepig
  05/26/25
We are an asset manager that is 20x bigger than the lending ...
motley death wish
  05/27/25
What’s Schwarzman like outside the office?
Apoplectic regret
  05/27/25
What about employees whose companies get bought out by PE? T...
Black dashing filthpig
  05/26/25
all against the wall and into the pit
bright aromatic plaza codepig
  05/26/25
But think of the middle market pesticide companies that got ...
Apoplectic regret
  05/26/25
Who's gonna buy these hyperlocal raw honey companies and exp...
bright aromatic plaza codepig
  05/26/25
People hate private equity for some reason. I think it's bec...
swashbuckling vermilion brunch
  05/26/25
PE is much more focused on short term "Gains" that...
medicated histrionic step-uncle's house
  05/26/25
PE is just extreme about everything. Sometimes employees at ...
vigorous red idea he suggested tank
  05/26/25
"Oddly enough it’s the more senior people that en...
medicated histrionic step-uncle's house
  05/27/25
and the public. especially when PE raeps shit like healthcar...
Crusty Self-absorbed Chapel Useless Brakes
  05/26/25
They pump and dump a company, selling off and outsourcing ev...
disgusting mediation
  05/26/25
wast there a poaster who fuckd his dead mom?
medicated histrionic step-uncle's house
  05/27/25
Many such cases
disgusting mediation
  05/27/25
how about colt tp
aphrodisiac jet-lagged cruise ship
  05/26/25
It’s not a fate id necessarily spare them from
disgusting mediation
  05/26/25
mods need to do something abt the antisemitism here
Mustard locus
  05/27/25
But then how would ugly jews like MPA and ARE reptile be abl...
chartreuse beady-eyed faggot firefighter
  05/27/25
MPA is Italian-Catholic or something, I'm almost sure of thi...
Provocative Doctorate Knife
  05/27/25


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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: bright aromatic plaza codepig



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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:16 AM
Author: medicated histrionic step-uncle's house

as a PE employee, i agree, but dont shoot me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48962074)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: motley death wish

We do a lot of lending to PE firms and in turn are owned by them. It's a hilarious circle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48962081)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: medicated histrionic step-uncle's house

?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48962084)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: motley death wish

I work at a PE owned asset manager who in turn has an alternative lending business that lends to PE players including operating subs of our own PE owners. It's kind of hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48962468)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: medicated histrionic step-uncle's house

Normally its the lender that owns the PE fund in my view.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48962516)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Adventurous copper point generalized bond

It’s all variations on the basic theme of sticking your own penis in your asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48962519)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: bright aromatic plaza codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48963499)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: motley death wish

We are an asset manager that is 20x bigger than the lending arm of the business which is turn is probably 20x bigger than any of our PE funds. The alts lending business has been shitty the last couple years.... The asset management business itself is booming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48965295)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Apoplectic regret

What’s Schwarzman like outside the office?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48966152)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:22 AM
Author: Black dashing filthpig

What about employees whose companies get bought out by PE? Them too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48962088)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: bright aromatic plaza codepig

all against the wall and into the pit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48962097)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Apoplectic regret

But think of the middle market pesticide companies that got rolled up. Who’s gonna spray my house!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48962270)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: bright aromatic plaza codepig

Who's gonna buy these hyperlocal raw honey companies and expose them to 666G!?!?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48963303)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: swashbuckling vermilion brunch

People hate private equity for some reason. I think it's because of Clique. The people who go into PE tend to come from the same narrow pipeline. Elite universities, bulge bracket banks, consulting firms. There’s a job interview phenotype that’s real. If you didn’t fit it, you were filtered out before you got in. It feels exclusive in the worst way: not based on ability, but polish. It reminds people of the parts of the "meritocracy" that are fake.

Private equity doesn’t answer to you. It answers to a tight circle of limited partners. It doesn’t have to pretend to care what the customer thinks beyond EBITDA. And that lack of public accountability makes it feel more sinister imho. But really, what the hell is the difference between "private" and "public" equity? Discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48962477)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: medicated histrionic step-uncle's house

PE is much more focused on short term "Gains" that come at the expense of employees rather than actually creating value.

Public companies don't leverage themselves to the hilt in order to increase ROE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48962520)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: vigorous red idea he suggested tank

PE is just extreme about everything. Sometimes employees at portfolio companies who suck end up making a ton. They’d have been middle of the road suckers and PE comes along and suddenly they have a million bucks in the bank. Oddly enough it’s the more senior people that end up getting fucked the hardest often times. They don’t realize they’re given worthless equity to keep some shit comapany afloat that will be sold off in a fire sale in 3 years even though the PE firm knows it’s likely to go that way. These guys otherwise have good credentials and could have been working some chill job making even more instead of busting their asses off for worthless equity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48962985)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:28 AM
Author: medicated histrionic step-uncle's house

"Oddly enough it’s the more senior people that end up getting fucked the hardest often times. They don’t realize they’re given worthless equity to keep some shit company afloat that will be sold off in a fire sale in 3 years even though the PE firm knows it’s likely to go that way."

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48963927)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Crusty Self-absorbed Chapel Useless Brakes

and the public. especially when PE raeps shit like healthcare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48963008)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: disgusting mediation

They pump and dump a company, selling off and outsourcing everything possible in the name of short term gains. Then they sell off the shitty husk of what’s left to an even sketchier PE shop that specializes in companies circling the drain.

It’s basically the guys fucking the corpse on the subway, only the corpses are the companies we grew up with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48963477)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:29 AM
Author: medicated histrionic step-uncle's house

wast there a poaster who fuckd his dead mom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48963929)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: disgusting mediation

Many such cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48964926)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: aphrodisiac jet-lagged cruise ship

how about colt tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48962661)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: disgusting mediation

It’s not a fate id necessarily spare them from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48963478)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: Mustard locus

mods need to do something abt the antisemitism here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48964943)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: chartreuse beady-eyed faggot firefighter

But then how would ugly jews like MPA and ARE reptile be able to afford plastic chink action figures and trading cards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48965236)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Provocative Doctorate Knife

MPA is Italian-Catholic or something, I'm almost sure of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48965298)