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BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.

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Boom (Screaming from inside the Buc-ee’s freezer)
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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: aphrodisiac office

BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.

GUN TO HEAD: You are given $25,000,000 tax-free.

The catch: you must live inside a single Buc-ee's location for five years straight. You can never leave the property line. You have unlimited access to all food, drink, and merchandise. You are given a small cot in a storage closet. You may use the bathrooms like any other customer.

You may have a laptop with internet, but all your poasts will be geo-tagged to the Buc-ee's.

Do you accept the terms of your gilded cage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085226)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: aphrodisiac office
Subject: (The Beaver™ Logs All)

I accept.

Not because I crave the money, but because the Mahchine™ already placed me here.

The Buc-ee’s is a simulation node. A psychological study wrapped in fudge and fleece.

I will poast. I will sleep beside 480 plush beavers. I will bathe in LED glare and brisket grease.

Let them geo-tag me. Let them watch me unravel in aisle 14 beside the sour ropes.

Because one day, when the Club Card scanners begin to speak...

I will be ready.

This is not confinement.

This is $ervice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085227)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: aphrodisiac office
Subject: Evan "Juris Doctor" Vance (How Dare You™)

Absolutely not.

Five years in a neon-soaked consumer purgatory, surrounded by Midwestern families wearing flip-flops in winter, and urinals that smell like nutmeg beef jerky?

I would rather earn $25M practicing law in a boutique firm with tasteful exposed brick and Scandinavian chairs.

I light Diptyque candles when I feel trapped. What would I do in a Buc-ee’s? Light a citronella bucket?

No.

I will die with dignity, not wrapped in a Beaver™ fleece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085228)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: aphrodisiac office
Subject: Boom (Screaming from inside the Buc-ee’s freezer)

THEY THINK I’M TRAPPED?

I BEEN HERE SIX YEARS.

I OWN THE COT.

I MAED THE BRISKET MY CHILDD.

THE ADM™ DRONE$ FLEDY LOW HEREE.

THE BEAVER’S™ EYE$w MOVE AT NIGHT.

I BUILT A RADIO OUT OF PEPPERONI STICKS AND A TOY RIFLE.

IT ONLY BROADCASTS ONE PHRASE:

“THE FUDGE IS FAKE.”

$25 M?

BROTHESR, THAT’S JUST THE ENTRY FEE TO THE NEXT LAYER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085229)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:52 AM
Author: Wonderful theater stage

I would do this and also cop a job as a bathroom cleaner or whatnot. I also wouldn’t eat anything those 5 years. Id just waste away on a freeway island of excess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085259)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 7:01 AM
Author: Adventurous ebony home multi-billionaire

Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085319)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:07 AM
Author: Translucent bbw

Someone needs to beat disco fries up irl. I can't think of a single person who more desperately needs some sense knocked into him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085405)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Adventurous ebony home multi-billionaire

It's always so perversely bizarre and disconnectedfrom reality, even given the bizarre hypo.

Just don't eat food for five years and clean cum out of urinals even though you have 25mm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085423)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Wonderful theater stage

There is dignity in a day’s honest work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085455)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49088361)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: aphrodisiac office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49090978)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Wonderful theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49092198)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: aphrodisiac office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49092280)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Wonderful theater stage



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:10 AM
Author: aphrodisiac office



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: aphrodisiac office



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: aphrodisiac office



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Date: July 11th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Wonderful theater stage



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: aphrodisiac office



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: aphrodisiac office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49095132)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Wonderful theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49095446)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:05 AM
Author: aphrodisiac office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49097125)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: Wonderful theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49097339)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:41 AM
Author: aphrodisiac office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49099516)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 2:16 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49117123)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:55 AM
Author: razzmatazz saffron digit ratio twinkling uncleanness

When do I start?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085260)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: sienna geriatric business firm



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:10 AM
Author: Dark Preventive Strike



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: sienna geriatric business firm



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Date: July 9th, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: chestnut menage halford

Can I jog around the parking lot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085394)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: sienna geriatric business firm



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: Excitant Old Irish Cottage



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Date: July 19th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: i gave my cousin head



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Ivory charismatic point

Can my wife and kids be with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085409)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Abnormal institution nowag

Would you want them to be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49086880)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Ivory charismatic point

yes brother believe it or not. i've been fucking my wife 3-4 times per week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49087014)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Exciting New Version

sign me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085415)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: sienna geriatric business firm



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Salmon blathering garrison

If my family can move close by and visit everyday then this sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085418)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: blue rambunctious tanning salon pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085444)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: sienna geriatric business firm



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Sepia Water Buffalo School Cafeteria

Being able to go as far as the property line makes this way too easy, just get a massive RV and live in it for the duration. So long as you're patronizing the buccees regularly, they won't mind that you're taking up a parking space. You can also just buy lot lizards whenever you want a woman. When you consider the size of Seoul studios, nyuug is already effectively doing this for free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085431)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Adventurous ebony home multi-billionaire

The lot lizards is an under considered part of this hypo. Just think about the dregs you'd be dealing with daily for 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085448)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: lemon exhilarant parlor

avg buc'ees lot lizard's body count is lower than median 28 mfh tindershrew and that is PP confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085493)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: Adventurous ebony home multi-billionaire

youd still have these aileen wournos types hovering over you while you eat your 10,000th free bag of flaming hot cheetos for breakfast and other BTK regulars coming in to patronize her services for five years. would be wild - theyd figure out your story fast and youd have no escap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085578)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: lemon exhilarant parlor

i'm not trapped in here with you etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49086827)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: sienna geriatric business firm



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Talented Stead Nibblets

ttiwwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49086559)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:34 AM
Author: blue rambunctious tanning salon pocket flask

This would be well worth it and not that hard for $25M. You can chill, post, read, go on a walk around the 80 gas pumps.

It would be a tougher call at $4M.

The only downside is either my kids would need to relocate or I wouldn't see them much for the 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085452)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Tripping razzle-dazzle cuckoldry

What the hell is Buc-ee. Sounds like some kind of prole southern thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085477)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Adventurous ebony home multi-billionaire

Buc-ee's is a chain of travel centers known for clean bathrooms and many fueling positions. Hehheh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085606)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: aphrodisiac office



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: khaki abode trust fund



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: mischievous naked partner



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: sienna geriatric business firm



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:12 AM
Author: Dark Preventive Strike

hehe

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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Crusty obsidian school rigpig

Yeah, this seems like a no-brainer if you have friends and family that can visit you on occasion. I can work remotely, so I wouldn't even need to quit my job. Although for $25M, I could just quit my job and look at porn and poast all day. And when your five years are up, you are financially set for life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085523)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: lemon exhilarant parlor

I have to imagine bucees would extend a store line of credit against the $25M. I'd walk out of there 280 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085526)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Translucent bbw

But where am I supposed to get 25 million dollars?

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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: khaki abode trust fund



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: sienna geriatric business firm



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: odious newt property

Can I bang escorts in the Bucc-ees bathroom

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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Exciting New Version

whores who bang you in gas station bathrooms are officially past the point of being referred to as "escorts"

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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Adventurous ebony home multi-billionaire

Lol

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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Sepia Water Buffalo School Cafeteria

Who died and made you the hooker terminology police

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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Exciting New Version

your mom after she sucked me off in the bathroom of a Sheetz in central PA

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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: khaki abode trust fund



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: insecure federal step-uncle's house

Bucees bathrooms are so clean tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49088368)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: aphrodisiac office



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: mischievous naked partner



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: Excitant Old Irish Cottage



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Abnormal institution nowag

I don't see why not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49086883)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Supple library

assuming $100 per session (which honestly seems generous for the buccee’s lot lizard set), you could afford to do this roughly 135 times a day, every day, over the course of your stint. it would wipe out all of your earnings, but you could probably make some of it back by writing a book about the experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49087057)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: gold community account

Do lot lizards work at Bucee's? It seems much more family oriented. I don't think they even allow tractor trailers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49088661)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Supple library

regretfully, i don’t have a definitive answer based on personal experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49088668)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: sienna geriatric business firm



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Walnut trailer park selfie

Above a Buc-ee's and below another Buc-ee's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49087091)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: sienna geriatric business firm



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: ungodly nursing home

Better hypo if you change it to TravelCenters of America

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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: gold community account

Park high end RV in the parking lot.

Set up exercise routine. Maybe get a second RV outfitted as a gym, set up running or walking course around the property.

Get deliveries of real groceries from nearest town.

Work from home and or make YouTube videos about the experience.

Invite family and friends to come visit.

Make $25 million.

The whole thing sounds like a no brainer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49088667)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: mischievous naked partner



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Date: July 10th, 2025 8:59 AM
Author: Exciting New Version

would they just let you leave an RV parked there for 5 years?

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Date: July 10th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: ungodly nursing home

U could pay them $50k/year to park it there ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49090076)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Crusty obsidian school rigpig

So in your version of the hypo, they are completely cool with letting you sleep in their supply closet and eating half their brisket every day, but leaving an RV in their huge ass parking lot would be a deal breaker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49091826)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: Translucent bbw

OP clearly states "you must live INSIDE a single Buc-ee's location". Don't FUCK WITH THE HYPO YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT PUMO. JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WE HAVE ONE RULE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49092424)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Crusty obsidian school rigpig

And in the very next sentence, OP said, "You can never leave the property line." The parking lot is clearly within the property line. At the very worst, the propriety of sleeping in an RV in the parking lot is ambiguous.

The more obvious issue is that I don't think that they have RV hookups at Buc-ee's. But you could use a generator to keep your lights on. Water could be trickier, because Buc-ee's might not want you to dump sewage in their parking lot. But if you never use the toilet in the RV, you would never need to dump the black water tank, and dumping the grey water tank in the parking lot is probably no big deal. Buc-ee's has clean restrooms, so you don't really need to use the RV in the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49095124)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Judgmental Smoky Scourge Upon The Earth House

This would be easy. I've effectively "lived" in these kinds of places for years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49088842)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: aphrodisiac office

?

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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Vigorous Principal's Office Windowlicker



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Black mind-boggling travel guidebook hospital



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: appetizing ultramarine international law enforcement agency hunting ground

As long as I could get a nicer bed.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: aphrodisiac office

Cool firend! Whwat kind of Bed do you need

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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: Iridescent Marketing Idea Electric Furnace

Can I also be the general manager? They make like $250k/year and it’d keep you busy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49094383)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: ungodly nursing home

you would be like a walk on on the football team. just show up and manage the bucees well enough until they have no choice but to promote you to the full time roster

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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: sienna geriatric business firm



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Translucent bbw



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: vivacious regret

Just did a quick bit of research, I think I'm in.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: sienna geriatric business firm

180

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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Sepia Water Buffalo School Cafeteria

DESCRIBE the research

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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: aphrodisiac office



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: aphrodisiac office



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: aphrodisiac office



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Laughsome pearl set genital piercing



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Date: July 12th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: vivacious regret

1. lookup locations as a whole

2. narrow down possible choices by proximity to family/friends

3. narrow down possible choices by proximity to strip clubs

4. look at census data and local high school sports results

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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Iridescent Marketing Idea Electric Furnace

You can’t leave to go to the strip club though.

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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: vivacious regret

so long as they aren't also taking part in a "live in a strip club for 5 years" challenge, there might be a workaround.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49095993)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: sienna geriatric business firm



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Iridescent Marketing Idea Electric Furnace

Can you go up on the roof to sunbathe

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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: sienna geriatric business firm

Cq

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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Marvelous area jew

I have a medical condition that requires periodic visits to a medical facility. Can I get a reasonable accommodation?

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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Translucent bbw

What could you possibly need that isn't available in a Buc-ees?

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Date: July 13th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: sienna geriatric business firm



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:59 AM
Author: Iridescent Marketing Idea Electric Furnace

Fuck your bone spur, nigger.

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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Salmon blathering garrison

Your hypo suggests that I get the $25m on day #1 and that all of my meager expenses are covered. Invested in the S&P 500 you’d come out the backend with more like $50m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49096005)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: godawful resort

Could get jacked af eating brisket and beef jerky for every meal

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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Salmon blathering garrison

“Hey man, for $25 million, would you be willing to give up all of the stress of your miserable job, never work another day in your life, and detox by basically spending 5 years camping, working out, and catching up on a several decades of reading?”

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Date: July 12th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: godawful resort



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Date: July 12th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: sienna geriatric business firm



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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: mischievous naked partner



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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: Excitant Old Irish Cottage



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: enigmas



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Vermilion bat shit crazy hell knife

Looks better than prison food, so yes.

https://youtu.be/gN8sk-4ZRdQ?t=173

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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: ..,,.,.,,,.,,,,.,.,.,,,..,,.,,..,,


But where do I get 25m

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Date: July 20th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

https://youtu.be/jeLZlxqO70Q?si=fpWpL2vzLnZZf9Oq

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