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Hey bros, it's me again: Larijani is alive, appears at press conference

https://x.com/_GlobeObserver/status/2033978389527253087 h...
Sticky Toilet Seat
  03/17/26
Press conference (unconfirmed) https://x.com/BreakingN_RDC/s...
Sticky Toilet Seat
  03/17/26
lol these Iranians are going to end up with a cadre of South...
turquoise maniacal casino double fault
  03/17/26
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Passionate Citrine Property Nowag
  03/17/26
still vastly better than our ZOG
buff bat-shit-crazy spot immigrant
  03/17/26
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turquoise maniacal casino double fault
  03/17/26
the philosopher yet lives!
slap-happy dragon
  03/17/26
and yet he dies! Schrödinger's philosophical terrori...
slap-happy dragon
  03/17/26
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motley wrinkle fat ankles
  03/17/26
Not seeing this anywhere else yet. Seems like it would be bl...
olive curious pervert
  03/17/26
https://x.com/BBX_Now/status/2033989735320895803 IRGC did...
Sticky Toilet Seat
  03/17/26
cr. these are people with a cardboard box ayatollah
Passionate Citrine Property Nowag
  03/17/26
Looks more alive than Bibi
House-broken legend plaza
  03/17/26
Update paralegal mo? Surely your Persian twitter accounts wo...
opaque volcanic crater
  03/17/26
It was a joke thread. Are you still a kike?
Sticky Toilet Seat
  03/17/26
Great “joke” man. Hey when you saw the Persian a...
opaque volcanic crater
  03/17/26
Yeah, I think hey bros, it's me again, is funny. Link to you...
Sticky Toilet Seat
  03/17/26
"Iran has confirmed security chief Ali Larijani and Bas...
Topaz vigorous faggotry
  03/17/26
Pussy whipped dork with a Persian GF rooting for the Shah to...
Sticky Toilet Seat
  03/17/26
idgaf about the shah i think kings are gay as shit
Topaz vigorous faggotry
  03/17/26
ur done here https://x.com/alilarijani_ir/status/20340108...
Territorial Striped Hyena Meetinghouse
  03/17/26
We don't all bat 1.000. They also killed Khamenei like 5 tim...
Sticky Toilet Seat
  03/17/26
blow out site investigators are now searching several square...
tan mentally impaired library pocket flask
  03/17/26


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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: Sticky Toilet Seat

https://x.com/_GlobeObserver/status/2033978389527253087

https://x.com/iranin_arabic/status/2033958347305517526

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49751550)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Sticky Toilet Seat

Press conference (unconfirmed) https://x.com/BreakingN_RDC/status/2033977668031369445

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49751559)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: turquoise maniacal casino double fault

lol these Iranians are going to end up with a cadre of South Park cardboard cut outs as their ruling coalition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49751651)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: Passionate Citrine Property Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49751656)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: buff bat-shit-crazy spot immigrant

still vastly better than our ZOG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49751662)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: turquoise maniacal casino double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49751669)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: slap-happy dragon

the philosopher yet lives!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49751686)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: slap-happy dragon

and yet he dies!

Schrödinger's philosophical terrorist!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49752093)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: motley wrinkle fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49752344)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:30 PM
Author: olive curious pervert

Not seeing this anywhere else yet. Seems like it would be blowing up everywhere if true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49751695)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:35 PM
Author: Sticky Toilet Seat

https://x.com/BBX_Now/status/2033989735320895803

IRGC did officially announce martyrdom of Soleimani, but nothing on Larijani yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49751703)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Passionate Citrine Property Nowag

cr. these are people with a cardboard box ayatollah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49751732)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:32 PM
Author: House-broken legend plaza

Looks more alive than Bibi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49751696)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: opaque volcanic crater

Update paralegal mo? Surely your Persian twitter accounts wouldn’t post fake news right? Also Bibi is dead too?! Do these sources ever get it wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49752026)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Sticky Toilet Seat

It was a joke thread. Are you still a kike?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49752306)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: opaque volcanic crater

Great “joke” man. Hey when you saw the Persian account post he’s alive, were you thinking “I know he’s dead but I’m going to post this fake news on xoxo, it’ll be really funny.” Would love to understand your mindset. Tell me more brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49752649)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Sticky Toilet Seat

Yeah, I think hey bros, it's me again, is funny. Link to your best work? That's what I thought bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49752658)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: Topaz vigorous faggotry

"Iran has confirmed security chief Ali Larijani and Basij force commander Gholamreza Soleimani have been killed, according to state media."

lmfao get your shinebox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49752100)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Sticky Toilet Seat

Pussy whipped dork with a Persian GF rooting for the Shah to come back -- that's you brother. Remember who you are before speaking ill of your betters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49752311)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 6:41 PM
Author: Topaz vigorous faggotry

idgaf about the shah i think kings are gay as shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49752331)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Territorial Striped Hyena Meetinghouse

ur done here

https://x.com/alilarijani_ir/status/2034010862692753518

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49752292)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Sticky Toilet Seat

We don't all bat 1.000. They also killed Khamenei like 5 times before they actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49752314)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: tan mentally impaired library pocket flask

blow out site investigators are now searching several square miles for the remains of pm's asshole after he was btfo itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2...id.#49752679)