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Jesus never read the New Testament. It was assembled 300+ years after him death

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and dec...
Histrionic selfie abode
  11/12/24
*canon and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.
green meetinghouse jap
  11/12/24
i havent read my posthumous biography either
Hideous Genital Piercing Cuckold
  11/12/24
werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?
Sable philosopher-king parlor
  11/12/24
it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could wri...
green meetinghouse jap
  11/12/24
wow!
thirsty center
  11/12/24
Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the ...
Topaz irradiated menage
  11/12/24
Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: T...
puce old irish cottage
  11/12/24
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green meetinghouse jap
  11/12/24
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Vermilion Bawdyhouse
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thirsty center
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Sable philosopher-king parlor
  11/12/24
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Onyx Theater Stage Dog Poop
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Mentally impaired circlehead library
  06/08/25
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Motley red tattoo corn cake
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provocative poppy party of the first part
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thirsty center
  06/08/25
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obsidian lodge
  06/27/25
Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters,...
Vermilion Bawdyhouse
  11/12/24
some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means tha...
green meetinghouse jap
  11/12/24
lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing ...
Gaped cyan site roommate
  11/12/24
He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally th...
Federal deer antler
  11/12/24
lmao @ OP just lmao
Hideous Genital Piercing Cuckold
  11/12/24
lmao Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really diggin...
carmine parlour dopamine
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Motley red tattoo corn cake
  06/08/25
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provocative poppy party of the first part
  06/08/25
Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early dra...
Marvelous apoplectic halford
  11/12/24
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thirsty center
  11/12/24
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Dull tanning salon rigpig
  11/12/24
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, an...
Razzle-dazzle kitchen death wish
  11/12/24
(John 1, original draft)
thirsty center
  11/12/24
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thirsty center
  06/08/25
That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of ...
Ebony zombie-like location
  06/08/25
Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he rea...
Mentally impaired circlehead library
  06/08/25
Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omni...
Amber Supple Plaza
  06/08/25
(Nicene faggot)
Mentally impaired circlehead library
  06/08/25
three persons, one substance, one God.
green meetinghouse jap
  06/08/25
Damning.
Bearded Cuckoldry
  06/08/25


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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: Histrionic selfie abode

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and decided they were now cannon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327650)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: green meetinghouse jap

*canon

and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327778)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: Hideous Genital Piercing Cuckold

i havent read my posthumous biography either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327652)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: Sable philosopher-king parlor

werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327738)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: green meetinghouse jap

it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could write Greek like you see in John's gospel.

matthew, being jewish, probably had access to people who could write for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327801)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: thirsty center

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327747)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: Topaz irradiated menage

Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327765)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: puce old irish cottage

Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: THE NUMBER FORMATTING IN PSALMS IS COMPLETELY OFF. NEED TO GIVE THIS A FULL HARD PROOF ASAP. ALSO HAS PAUL IN THE JERUSALEM OFFICE GIVEN HIS COMMENTS ON ACTS YET?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327773)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: green meetinghouse jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327781)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: Vermilion Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327783)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: thirsty center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327792)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Sable philosopher-king parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328547)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: Onyx Theater Stage Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996276)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: Mentally impaired circlehead library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996293)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Motley red tattoo corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996316)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: provocative poppy party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996321)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: thirsty center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996474)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: obsidian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#49055425)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Vermilion Bawdyhouse

Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters, existed within a couple of decades of Jesus's death, and Mark wasn't long after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327775)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: green meetinghouse jap

some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means that a lot of people who knew Jesus personally were still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327791)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Gaped cyan site roommate

lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing drafts to Jesus like some nid-level associate?

This is unacceptable! WTF! I am glad we didn't send this directly to the Big Man upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327793)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Federal deer antler

He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally the Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327812)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: Hideous Genital Piercing Cuckold

lmao @ OP just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327814)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: carmine parlour dopamine

lmao

Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really digging this new testament, wondering why all this foreshadowing about crosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327923)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Motley red tattoo corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996317)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: provocative poppy party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996322)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: Marvelous apoplectic halford

Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early draft of the gospels, circling "supersubstantial" - "not a fucking word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328333)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: thirsty center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328410)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: Dull tanning salon rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328548)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle kitchen death wish

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328539)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: thirsty center

(John 1, original draft)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328828)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: thirsty center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996475)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: Ebony zombie-like location

That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of the early Roman Empire , when all sorts of various eastern “cults” were in vogue , is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the veracity of the Christ story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996286)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Mentally impaired circlehead library

Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he read a book that describes him leaving and never coming back. Like unless you mean from heaven, but then he probably has gotten around to reading it wtf are you on about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996480)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Amber Supple Plaza

Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omniscient and omnipotent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996484)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Mentally impaired circlehead library

(Nicene faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996486)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: green meetinghouse jap

three persons, one substance, one God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996499)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Bearded Cuckoldry

Damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996493)