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Jesus never read the New Testament. It was assembled 300+ years after him death

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and dec...
Fantasy-prone Wonderful State Depressive
  11/12/24
*canon and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.
sienna alcoholic karate
  11/12/24
i havent read my posthumous biography either
bateful self-centered theatre
  11/12/24
werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?
startling mood
  11/12/24
it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could wri...
sienna alcoholic karate
  11/12/24
wow!
Chestnut water buffalo
  11/12/24
Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the ...
Shaky Gas Station Jew
  11/12/24
Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: T...
mustard mexican sneaky criminal
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sienna alcoholic karate
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red casino
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Chestnut water buffalo
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startling mood
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Drunkard
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Mostly Peaceful Amigos
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potluck
  06/08/25
Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters,...
red casino
  11/12/24
some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means tha...
sienna alcoholic karate
  11/12/24
lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing ...
Ruby Pungent Milk Corner
  11/12/24
He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally th...
Fragrant stead
  11/12/24
lmao @ OP just lmao
bateful self-centered theatre
  11/12/24
lmao Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really diggin...
diverse aquamarine orchestra pit
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Mostly Peaceful Amigos
  06/08/25
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Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early dra...
judgmental university
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Chestnut water buffalo
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olive hairy legs
  11/12/24
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, an...
cracking french multi-billionaire resort
  11/12/24
(John 1, original draft)
Chestnut water buffalo
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potluck
  06/08/25
That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of ...
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Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he rea...
.,.,.,.,.;;.,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,
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Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omni...
0.1 Deliberate internally about suicide.
  06/08/25
(Nicene faggot)
.,.,.,.,.;;.,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,
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three persons, one substance, one God.
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Damning.
Senior Ethics Official
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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Wonderful State Depressive

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and decided they were now cannon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327650)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: sienna alcoholic karate

*canon

and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327778)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: bateful self-centered theatre

i havent read my posthumous biography either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327652)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: startling mood

werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327738)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: sienna alcoholic karate

it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could write Greek like you see in John's gospel.

matthew, being jewish, probably had access to people who could write for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327801)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Chestnut water buffalo

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327747)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: Shaky Gas Station Jew

Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327765)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: mustard mexican sneaky criminal

Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: THE NUMBER FORMATTING IN PSALMS IS COMPLETELY OFF. NEED TO GIVE THIS A FULL HARD PROOF ASAP. ALSO HAS PAUL IN THE JERUSALEM OFFICE GIVEN HIS COMMENTS ON ACTS YET?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327773)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: sienna alcoholic karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327781)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: red casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327783)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Chestnut water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327792)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: startling mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328547)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: Drunkard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996276)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.;;.,.,..,.,.,.,..,., ( )




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996293)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Mostly Peaceful Amigos (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996316)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: ,..,,......,....,,,,..,.,...




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996321)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996474)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: red casino

Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters, existed within a couple of decades of Jesus's death, and Mark wasn't long after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327775)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: sienna alcoholic karate

some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means that a lot of people who knew Jesus personally were still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327791)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Ruby Pungent Milk Corner

lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing drafts to Jesus like some nid-level associate?

This is unacceptable! WTF! I am glad we didn't send this directly to the Big Man upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327793)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Fragrant stead

He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally the Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327812)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: bateful self-centered theatre

lmao @ OP just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327814)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: diverse aquamarine orchestra pit

lmao

Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really digging this new testament, wondering why all this foreshadowing about crosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327923)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Mostly Peaceful Amigos (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996317)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: ,..,,......,....,,,,..,.,...




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996322)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: judgmental university

Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early draft of the gospels, circling "supersubstantial" - "not a fucking word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328333)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Chestnut water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328410)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: olive hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328548)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: cracking french multi-billionaire resort

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328539)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Chestnut water buffalo

(John 1, original draft)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328828)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996475)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: ..,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,,,.,..,,.,.,,,


That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of the early Roman Empire , when all sorts of various eastern “cults” were in vogue , is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the veracity of the Christ story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996286)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.;;.,.,..,.,.,.,..,., ( )


Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he read a book that describes him leaving and never coming back. Like unless you mean from heaven, but then he probably has gotten around to reading it wtf are you on about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996480)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: 0.1 Deliberate internally about suicide.

Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omniscient and omnipotent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996484)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.;;.,.,..,.,.,.,..,., ( )


(Nicene faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996486)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


three persons, one substance, one God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996499)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Senior Ethics Official

Damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996493)