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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
Idiotic base
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
cracking bawdyhouse legal warrant
  06/03/25
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Gay Community Account Nursing Home
  06/04/25
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Insecure vigorous cruise ship old irish cottage
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
dark idiot hairy legs
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
Idiotic base
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
electric grizzly chad
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
contagious national security agency
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
Idiotic base
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
smoky big orchestra pit immigrant
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
low-t heady parlor preventive strike
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
Idiotic base
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
trip sick liquid oxygen
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
Appetizing site regret
  06/03/25
obviously yes
Misanthropic blathering pit electric furnace
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
Hairraiser hospital
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
Curious depressive death wish
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
Multi-colored newt
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
Idiotic base
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
purple thriller generalized bond
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
Hairraiser hospital
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
Glittery ticket booth
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
adventurous idea he suggested
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
Abnormal whorehouse athletic conference
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
smoky big orchestra pit immigrant
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
rusted nighttime step-uncle's house main people
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
Abnormal whorehouse athletic conference
  06/04/25
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Gay Community Account Nursing Home
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
trip sick liquid oxygen
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
nudist henna location
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
Glittery ticket booth
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
Idiotic base
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
Green Rigpig Parlour
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
soul-stirring bright range sandwich
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Idiotic base

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: cracking bawdyhouse legal warrant

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Gay Community Account Nursing Home



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Insecure vigorous cruise ship old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: dark idiot hairy legs

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Idiotic base

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: electric grizzly chad

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: contagious national security agency

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Idiotic base

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: smoky big orchestra pit immigrant

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: low-t heady parlor preventive strike

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Idiotic base

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: trip sick liquid oxygen

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Appetizing site regret

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Misanthropic blathering pit electric furnace

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Hairraiser hospital

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Curious depressive death wish

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Multi-colored newt

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Idiotic base

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: purple thriller generalized bond

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Hairraiser hospital

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Glittery ticket booth

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: adventurous idea he suggested

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Abnormal whorehouse athletic conference

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: smoky big orchestra pit immigrant

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: rusted nighttime step-uncle's house main people

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Abnormal whorehouse athletic conference

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Gay Community Account Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: trip sick liquid oxygen

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: nudist henna location

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Glittery ticket booth

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Idiotic base

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Green Rigpig Parlour

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: soul-stirring bright range sandwich

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986845)