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Friend has a hilarious failed business he spent his entire life savings on

Just found out about this from my wife cause she heard all t...
lime alpha becky
  01/16/26
:(
Disturbing voyeur
  01/16/26
That’s a really terrible idea. People are lunatics.
infuriating roommate
  01/16/26
The wife divorced him because of this or was the marriage al...
French travel guidebook school cafeteria
  01/16/26
100% because of this, they have 2 young girls
lime alpha becky
  01/16/26
Can any matrimonial bros advise how divorce works in this sc...
floppy bat-shit-crazy location
  01/17/26
I'm an expert in this. The first thing that will happen i...
motley deranged ticket booth
  01/17/26
I have only ever seen this kind of thread on XO
Know-it-all box office deer antler
  01/16/26
Not sure where you'd see a thread of any kind other than xo ...
Curious halford
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lime alpha becky
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ultramarine candlestick maker
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Domesticated concupiscible library
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brindle dog poop
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Diverse Water Buffalo
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Gay corn cake
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Hairraiser property
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charismatic buck-toothed macaca
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About as dumb as anything I've ever heard for so many reason...
ivory marketing idea
  01/16/26
Bloody heroic
Amber razzmatazz hall legal warrant
  01/16/26
what did he price his product at?
Insanely Creepy Maize Gaping
  01/16/26
how tall is he?
adventurous aquamarine indian lodge
  01/16/26
5'10
lime alpha becky
  01/16/26
Why did you bury the lede.
ivory marketing idea
  01/16/26
cq
adventurous aquamarine indian lodge
  01/16/26
Is that why his business failed or why his marriage failed?
Know-it-all box office deer antler
  01/16/26
I would say so.
Know-it-all box office deer antler
  01/16/26
yes.
Rambunctious stirring trust fund
  01/16/26
Wow what a story! So anyway, how’s your sex life?
Arousing territorial ceo
  01/16/26
flame
doobsian new version
  01/16/26
Not flame
lime alpha becky
  01/16/26
link a manufacturer willing to make nicotine poisoned beef j...
doobsian new version
  01/16/26
there’s tons
adventurous aquamarine indian lodge
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lime alpha becky
  01/16/26
cr. the beef jerky manufacturing industry is notorious for p...
Rambunctious stirring trust fund
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lime alpha becky
  01/17/26
I haven’t seen the inside of a gym for a few months no...
Arrogant boyish nibblets hissy fit
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Hairraiser property
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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: lime alpha becky

Just found out about this from my wife cause she heard all the details at lunch with the mom group. The dudes wife finally divorced him. He was an employee at Nvidia and cashed out all his stocks to start a business selling beef jerky dip chew cans, but the jerky had nicotine. The idea was zyn with protein for people who lift weights and do sports etc.

They all tried it and said it was disgusting and like 50% of people who ate it threw up. They couldn't find a buyer and also the company he outsourced it to ripped off his idea and undercut him for way less anyway. Spent millions on this shit and has a few storage lockers full of cans of it. He still brings it around to gas stations trying to get owners to sell it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id.#49594779)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:15 PM
Author: Disturbing voyeur

:(

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: infuriating roommate

That’s a really terrible idea. People are lunatics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id.#49594803)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: French travel guidebook school cafeteria

The wife divorced him because of this or was the marriage already going downhill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id.#49594808)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: lime alpha becky

100% because of this, they have 2 young girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id.#49594811)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: floppy bat-shit-crazy location

Can any matrimonial bros advise how divorce works in this scenario where the couple previously had a modest fortune to split up with steady income but now all that's left is some pallets of poison jerky with no steady income (let's assume wife doesn't/didn't work)? Can judge look at earnings "potential" to order a ridiculous alimony/child support payment? Do they just split the jerky "business" and inventory 50/50 and she gets child support and the house?

Relevant to my interests--thinking of retiring from biglaw in my early 40s and do nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id.#49596162)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: motley deranged ticket booth

I'm an expert in this.

The first thing that will happen is that the judge will lock her in a closet and tell her she can't come out to get the kids until she finishes her half of the dip. The next thing that will happen is that the ex husband and judge will high-five and play golf while she pukes her guts out in the closet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id.#49596195)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Know-it-all box office deer antler

I have only ever seen this kind of thread on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id.#49594810)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: Curious halford

Not sure where you'd see a thread of any kind other than xo but this is the only website I use. Well this one and autoadmit.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id.#49594818)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: lime alpha becky



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: ultramarine candlestick maker



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: Domesticated concupiscible library



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: brindle dog poop



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Diverse Water Buffalo



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Gay corn cake



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Hairraiser property



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: charismatic buck-toothed macaca



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: ivory marketing idea

About as dumb as anything I've ever heard for so many reasons. For one, the guy had already Made It just by working at NVIDIA. But moreso that he bought so much inventory before he had a product the market wanted at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id.#49594814)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Amber razzmatazz hall legal warrant

Bloody heroic

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Maize Gaping

what did he price his product at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id.#49594824)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: adventurous aquamarine indian lodge

how tall is he?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id.#49594828)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: lime alpha becky

5'10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id.#49594829)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: ivory marketing idea

Why did you bury the lede.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id.#49594832)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: adventurous aquamarine indian lodge

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id.#49594834)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Know-it-all box office deer antler

Is that why his business failed or why his marriage failed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id.#49594843)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: Know-it-all box office deer antler

I would say so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id.#49594845)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Rambunctious stirring trust fund

yes.

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: Arousing territorial ceo

Wow what a story! So anyway, how’s your sex life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id.#49594894)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: doobsian new version

flame

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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: lime alpha becky

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id.#49594933)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: doobsian new version

link a manufacturer willing to make nicotine poisoned beef jerky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id.#49595033)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: adventurous aquamarine indian lodge

there’s tons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id.#49595044)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: lime alpha becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id.#49595140)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Rambunctious stirring trust fund

cr. the beef jerky manufacturing industry is notorious for prioritizing customer well-being.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id.#49595183)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:14 AM
Author: lime alpha becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id.#49595877)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: Arrogant boyish nibblets hissy fit

I haven’t seen the inside of a gym for a few months now, but I feel like if this tasted good it might be a good product for retards and meatheads (a decent sized market)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id.#49595157)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Hairraiser property



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