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Fire ants bit my foot triggering my gout
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Date: May 9th, 2026 5:17 AM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) I had to get some more allopurinol too. My supply has run dry. These damn ants. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865285&forum_id=2...id.#49876475) |
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Date: May 9th, 2026 5:32 AM Author: Lawyers are the lowest form of life. I had a YUUGE swollen skin reaction from fire ants a couple weeks back. Thos niggers are vicious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865285&forum_id=2...id.#49876479) |
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Date: May 9th, 2026 5:35 AM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) Yes they have nested all up in my firewood. I suppose they enjoy the security of being in the wood as well as the high humidity. I stepped in some and received like 9 stings before I could get them all off. 24 hours later I have a gout flare to boot. I love my life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865285&forum_id=2...id.#49876481) |
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Date: May 9th, 2026 5:36 AM Author: Lawyers are the lowest form of life. You don't even notice them when you walk into the bush or roll around in the grass.
The last sting felt like a heart attack, I could feel the pain spreading all over my chest wall.
Fuck them. |
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Date: May 9th, 2026 5:37 AM Author: Lawyers are the lowest form of life. What do you take for your acute gout episodes, bro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865285&forum_id=2...id.#49876483) |
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Date: May 9th, 2026 5:41 AM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) Allopurinol every day. Drink water. Try to reduce stress (never succeed). Naproxen for pain. |
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Date: May 9th, 2026 5:43 AM Author: Lawyers are the lowest form of life. 180.
Are you planning on a winter trip to QLD?
My elephant's ears are cumming along nicely... |
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Date: May 9th, 2026 5:47 AM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) I’ve gained so much weight I think a long plane trip would do me in. Also, I’m now so anhedonic that I can’t plan a grocery trip let alone a transpacific excursion. Meeting with my psychotherapist in 3.25 hours where I’m sure she will ask if I did anything different this week and I will tell her “no.” How I still can’t sleep. Still can’t find it in me to say anything to my wife. Still think about death each morning, not someone else’s though, mine. |
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Date: May 9th, 2026 6:54 AM Author: Lawyers are the lowest form of life. Furk, bro. Thought you were making all that progress on the weight?
Are you still going on those evening walks through the woods? |
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Date: May 9th, 2026 7:30 AM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) I haven’t been outside in a month. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865285&forum_id=2...id.#49876510) |
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Date: May 9th, 2026 7:32 AM Author: Lawyers are the lowest form of life. WTF bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865285&forum_id=2...id.#49876512) |
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Date: May 9th, 2026 8:01 AM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) I think I have CPTSD and depression, brother. They’re really clouding my life and robbing me of that human experience. It’s more of a robot experience these days. A robot running on nothing but carbs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865285&forum_id=2...id.#49876517) |
Date: May 9th, 2026 7:00 AM Author: OPHANIM Thought this would be a Chilmata thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865285&forum_id=2...id.#49876501) |
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Date: May 9th, 2026 9:38 AM Author: POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME Feet and gout were big tells. Big tells for a big guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865285&forum_id=2...id.#49876594) |
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Date: May 9th, 2026 7:16 AM Author: ,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,..,.,,..,.,,. wasp venom can actually reduce inflammation in some cases. try to get stinger'd next time by bees instead of ants. rookie error, but now you know. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865285&forum_id=2...id.#49876507) |
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Date: May 9th, 2026 7:48 AM Author: chad gundam (🧐) “Sorry son daddy died and refused to take Ozempic because he wanted to make Content for his bald lawyer friends.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865285&forum_id=2...id.#49876515) |
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Date: May 9th, 2026 8:18 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface The dude is profoundly unhappy but unwilling to even acknowledge it, let alone figure it out and do something about it. He's covertly seeking death as a solution. It's not a mistake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865285&forum_id=2...id.#49876527) |
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Date: May 9th, 2026 8:40 AM Author: chad gundam (🧐) I choose to believe that it’s all schtick because a 380lb father of four refusing to take Ozempic because of his ego would just be a straight up evil human being. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865285&forum_id=2...id.#49876543) |
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Date: May 9th, 2026 8:23 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface So here's what you do. You get yourself a tall stack of pancakes, 6 cinnamon rolls, and a pile of onion rings, and you fucking ruminate on your ant problems like nobody's business. Answers will come (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865285&forum_id=2...id.#49876528) |
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Date: May 9th, 2026 10:29 AM Author: dont waste ur life reading this post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865285&forum_id=2...id.#49876618) |
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Date: May 9th, 2026 9:04 AM Author: Nippon Professional Baseball Calling flame, New Jersey doesn’t have fire ants (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865285&forum_id=2...id.#49876561) |
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Date: May 9th, 2026 9:39 AM Author: POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME This is so obviously Disco. Are you on drugs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865285&forum_id=2...id.#49876595) |
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Date: May 9th, 2026 9:42 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface He's saying disco is lying about the whole thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865285&forum_id=2...id.#49876596) |
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Date: May 9th, 2026 9:48 AM Author: Ass Sunstein Wesley Willis - Fire Ants Bit My Foot.mp3 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865285&forum_id=2...id.#49876599) |
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Date: May 9th, 2026 9:52 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface Hey motherfucker, did something happen to everyone's favorite lawyer with a preferred name starting with a "K" ??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865285&forum_id=2...id.#49876605) |